(03-13-2012, 08:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's like 2,000 miles. I'm not sure how big 2,000 mile dick is, but it better be fucking huge if you are going to drive.

And it better have some girth to it to make it worth a trip through security at the airport if you are going to fly...

Shit...I didn't know it was that fucking far. I should get a map out once in awhile. I haven't been west since I was 10. I only go south or east.
Bring your weed to me kid...I'll have the tape measure waiting at the door.

(03-13-2012, 09:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(03-13-2012, 08:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's like 2,000 miles. I'm not sure how big 2,000 mile dick is, but it better be fucking huge if you are going to drive.

And it better have some girth to it to make it worth a trip through security at the airport if you are going to fly...

Shit...I didn't know it was that fucking far. I should get a map out once in awhile. I haven't been west since I was 10. I only go south or east.
Bring your weed to me kid...I'll have the tape measure waiting at the door.

Now we're talking. Good plan.

Wait... What if Kid arrives at the door and refuses to give up the weed before being measured up? Ah well, this Plan B is still better. Make him do the work. You're both hot, but he's clearly climbing up a league.

Have a good trip FAHQTOO!

(03-13-2012, 09:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll have the tape measure waiting at the door.

Just take the deadbolt out and use the hole...

(03-13-2012, 09:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Shit...I didn't know it was that fucking far. I should get a map out once in awhile. I haven't been west since I was 10. I only go south or east.
Bring your weed to me kid...I'll have the tape measure waiting at the door.

Now, I could sit here and type that I have a 8" cock (easy OP, dont get excited) like a lot of fuckers do on the internet. But I wont lie.

Instead I'll mention that I have a 10" tongue, and can breathe out of my ears.

Cracker: You're the true definition of 'Cockblocker'.

Kid: Chicks don't want to hear how long your tongue is cuz that means you're packing a thumb cock.

(03-14-2012, 10:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Kid: Chicks don't want to hear how long your tongue is cuz that means you're packing a thumb cock.

There you go AGAIN. What the hell is it with you? Your hausfrau may be cool with you speaking for her but you don't speak for me. Just how fuckin' insignificant is your wife if she tolerates that from you & she must, otherwise you wouldn't be so gawddamn comfortable doing so.

(03-14-2012, 11:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-14-2012, 10:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Kid: Chicks don't want to hear how long your tongue is cuz that means you're packing a thumb cock.

There you go AGAIN. What the hell is it with you? Your hausfrau may be cool with you speaking for her but you don't speak for me. Just how fuckin' insignificant is your wife if she tolerates that from you & she must, otherwise you wouldn't be so gawddamn comfortable doing so.

Just stating facts, ma'am.

Trying to give Kid a heads up.

I personally love box-munching, and I'm definitely an advocate for others who do so.

If my Avatar has you this riled up, give me some suggestions on what to replace it with.

(03-14-2012, 11:13 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: give me some suggestions on what to replace it with.

*shrugs* I don't know. The only thing I'm certain of right now is that I need a vacation.

(03-14-2012, 11:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-14-2012, 11:13 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: give me some suggestions on what to replace it with.

*shrugs* I don't know. The only thing I'm certain of right now is that I need a vacation.

Head south and lay on the beach for a few days. Very therapeutic.

I actually have a destination in mind but it's closer to the mountains than a beach.

Don't be nice to me, I couldn't handle that right now.

(03-14-2012, 11:13 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(03-14-2012, 11:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-14-2012, 10:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Kid: Chicks don't want to hear how long your tongue is cuz that means you're packing a thumb cock.

There you go AGAIN. What the hell is it with you? Your hausfrau may be cool with you speaking for her but you don't speak for me. Just how fuckin' insignificant is your wife if she tolerates that from you & she must, otherwise you wouldn't be so gawddamn comfortable doing so.

Just stating facts, ma'am.

Trying to give Kid a heads up.

I personally love box-munching, and I'm definitely an advocate for others who do so.

If my Avatar has you this riled up, give me some suggestions on what to replace it with.

Well, Napolean Dynamite is one my favorite recent movies, so your current avatar doesn't bother me. BUT, if you are taking suggestions, here are a couple based on your posts:


Because you know what the ladies want and think at all times.


Androgynous Pat - because of your taste in music, giddiness at award shows, sobbing at movies, and general sensitivity. But, then there's your sexual innuendo with the Mock ladies and tit obsession.

I'm playing with you MS - so don't start crying or telling me what I'm really thinking...

(03-14-2012, 11:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't be nice to me, I couldn't handle that right now.

So, I'll forever play the role of your antagonist??

So be it.... as long as I can PM you from time to time and let you know how much I truly desire you!

(03-14-2012, 11:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

*shrugs* I don't know. The only thing I'm certain of right now is that I need a vacation.

Me too...I foresee a cruise in my future..never done that.

I think a cruise would be fun but there's so many people on them & right now I'm more into seclusion and nature, campfires & serenity, peace and quiet, my mind is wandering thinking of it.

Cruzing is a blast, done 3 of them. Stick with Princess line.
Woods, campfires, kayaking down quiet rivers work for me for the most part. Only a select few I would want around. I can go days out there with no one around at all

(03-14-2012, 11:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
Androgynous Pat - because of your taste in music, giddiness at award shows, sobbing at movies, and general sensitivity. But, then there's your sexual innuendo with the Mock ladies and tit obsession.

I'm playing with you MS - so don't start crying or telling me what I'm really thinking...

Don't forget I'm really fucking moody, too.

And yet, I don't stress over much of anything.

Especially commentary from the peanut gallery.

(03-14-2012, 04:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Don't forget I'm really fucking moody, too.

And yet, I don't stress over much of anything.

Especially commentary from the peanut gallery.

All true. Which is exactly why it's fun to toss one at 'ya once in a while!

(03-14-2012, 03:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think a cruise would be fun but there's so many people on them & right now I'm more into seclusion and nature, campfires & serenity, peace and quiet, my mind is wandering thinking of it.

I love that shit too, the thing is, I can do it anytime I want..it's less than 2 hours from me. I'm ready to try something a little different.

(03-13-2012, 10:22 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-13-2012, 09:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll have the tape measure waiting at the door.

Just take the deadbolt out and use the hole...

I think Thekid is an exhibitionist so that shouldn't be a problem. Not unless he stoped at the grocery store parking lot first and the cops are behind him for indecent exposure.

(03-14-2012, 11:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-14-2012, 11:13 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: give me some suggestions on what to replace it with.

*shrugs* I don't know. The only thing I'm certain of right now is that I need a vacation.

You need to pack your bags...we have room for one more. Meet me at the Indy airport at 4:30am Saturday!!!