I think it would be a gargantuan step toward brotherly love amongst our sick and depraved members if we all just acted more like teenagers in love.

I therefore propose that each post end with either "Love you" or
"Love you more."

I feel this would bring us all together and we could spend hours on the phone trying to rig things for a movie or a free feel or more.



Love you.

WTF have you been smoking Tommy?

soon you will be consigned to the home for demented old fucks.





TT+LC sitting in a tree loves ya.

Fuck off Tommy.

(03-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: "Love you more."

You ruined my day, muthafucka.

(03-29-2012, 01:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: "Love you more."

You ruined my day, muthafucka.

I knew this fucker was a disease.

Don't cry that's fucking weak and needy.

Bite me, bitch.

Near, far.............in the back of a car.........I will always love youuuuuu.

(03-29-2012, 01:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Bite me, bitch.

Thank me.

I made your day better with my sweet caring words.

Anyone got gum?

(03-29-2012, 01:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone got gum?

I think Duchess has some ABC gum on the bottom of her chair.

I have some Big Red in my handbag.

I like big red. I chew it till the flavor is gone then I chew until the color is gone leaving a chunk of chewy grey matter in my mouth. It takes about an hour or so.

The vicar in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract a potato from his arse.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. don't you hate when that happens?

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

He may want to take this test

A carnation? In the ass?

Your fascination with the thought is palpable, let us know what the big deal is after you shove one up your ass.

We know we can count on you not to let us down.

(03-29-2012, 02:50 PM)ramseycat Wrote: A carnation? In the ass?

(03-29-2012, 02:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Your fascination with the thought is palpable, let us know what the big deal is after you shove one up your ass.

We know we can count on you not to let us down.

I wouldn't use the word fascination. Shocked. Repulsed. WTF? Those words would be more appropriate. However, if you would like to experiment and let us know how it goes, that would be fine.

Love all of you..... so much....!!!!

(03-30-2012, 12:40 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: Love all of you..... so much....!!!!

Peace and Love for the Forum? Now there's an oxymoron.

Tommy have you done a dementia test lately? Just asking.