Happy Ishtar

I cooked stuff yesterday, today all I have to do is sacrifice a porker .

I cooked a ham yesterday, picked up a few pounds of fresh strawberries a new fifth of Rum ,cut wood for a fire, set up the music machine and I'm ready to create a civil disturbance the will be epic in its scope and impact to the community.

I just hope the catholics don't hang me from a cross or something barring that it should be a good day.

Mmmm fresh berries. Nom Nom Nom

(04-08-2012, 08:15 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I cooked stuff yesterday, today all I have to do is sacrifice a porker .

*gasp* YOU cooked? Miracles do happen. Have a great day and don't do shit else but Just relax.

(04-07-2012, 09:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: What is Galvayne's groove?

Galvayne's Groove, a stained vertical furrow that first appears at the gum line of the upper incisors when a horse is about 10 years old.

(04-08-2012, 08:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Mmmm fresh berries. Nom Nom Nom

Fresh strawberry daquris

Glug Glug Glug

My homes' driveway & the stable entrance are about ¹⁄₄ mile apart, there are no trespassing signs posted on half this road, it's impossible to miss them yet that never prevents people from pulling in at the bottom of the hill and fishing at one of the ponds. What the fuck is wrong with people that they think they can come onto someone's property and treat it as their own. The stable has security, I just have a gun. Jesus Christ.

Put up a contaminated water sign and a warning about eating fish taken from the pond.

Oh my god that's an excellent idea! Bwahahaha! I love it.

(04-08-2012, 08:53 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Put up a contaminated water sign and a warning about eating fish taken from the pond.

yep. or one of these

(04-08-2012, 08:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Oh my god that's an excellent idea! Bwahahaha! I love it.

There is no law against lying to idiots.

You wouldn't believe the number of people who trespass despite the signs, if the gate is open, they come. One grandmother was bringing her grandchildren in on a golf cart for christssake, if one of the horses were to bite them, Cowboy would be responsible in spite of all the signs. He pays an obscene amount of money for insurance even though all the security adds a bit of a break in the cost. We can't keep the gate closed all the time because people that need access don't have a pass. Stupid bitches.

Trespass laws are dumb here as well, they have to be warned by me with LE present and if they do it again they can be fined or arrested, I don't have the time for that shit.

3 school workers won in Maryland. we knew it wasn't that crazy fat lying fool.
now everyone knows she's a nutjob.

Thank God it wasn't her!

Jakarta, Indonesia (CNN) -- A massive earthquake struck off the coast of the Indonesian island of Sumatra on Wednesday afternoon, triggering a tsunami alert for the Indian Ocean.

The quake struck about 434 kilometers (270 miles) southwest of Banda Aceh, the capital of Indonesia's Aceh province, and had a magnitude of 8.6, the U.S. Geological Survey said. It took place at a depth of 23 kilometers (14 miles).

A second quake, magnitude 8.2, occurred off the west coast of Sumatra about two hours later, the USGS said.

Gary Gibson from the Seismology Research Center in Melbourne, Australia, said the location of the second quake reduces the possibility of a tsunami.

There were no immediate reports of destruction or deaths Wednesday.

Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono said on local television that there were no reports of casualties or damage in Aceh.

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center issued a tsunami watch for the entire Indian Ocean, and the Indonesian Meteorology, Climatology and Geophysics Agency said it had put up a tsunami warning as well.

even more quakes ^



DEVELOPING: An earthquake of magnitude 7.0 was reported off the Pacific coast of Mexico on Wednesday, following on the heels of major but lesser quakes off the coasts of Oregon and California.

The U.S. Geological Survey said the magnitude 7.0 earthquake was centered of Mexico's Pacific coast. The earthquake reportedly caused tall buildings to sway in Mexico City, prompting evacuations.

A magnitude 5.9 earthquake was reported off the coast of Oregon Wednesday, followed a minute later by a smaller quake off the coast of California, the U.S. Geological Survey said.

No tsunami warnings have been issued at this time.

If L.C. starts reporting about large rocks falling from space I might just start screaming out loud.