(04-18-2012, 04:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 04:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: No. It's true. My cock is so long and so strong I walk around on it stuffed into a custom made prosthetic shoe. Most women and young women of age thinks it's my leg...at first.

You might need a reality check. *nods*

Looks like it's "cock talk with RG" across the threads. Comes every so often, I suspect, in spurts.

Meh.

I like the girls I fuck with it to wear regular mascara (not waterproof) so when I'm done smashing it they cry the black tears of a sad pretty clown.

(04-18-2012, 04:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Oh...I just reach up the leg & pull it out. I don't know why I'm picturing a fire hose unraveling.

I like this and may use it in my next bullshit story.

(04-18-2012, 04:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Looks like it's "cock talk with RG" across the threads. Comes every so often, I suspect, in spurts.

If you wanted to name my next podcast why didn't you just say so?

(04-18-2012, 04:46 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 12:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You have already made me a success today.

Thanks for posting in this thread it was intended just for you from the start.

Low standards are good.

Reduced expectations = Zero surprises. Pretty much sums up every convo I've had with Dick so far.

(04-18-2012, 05:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 04:46 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 12:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You have already made me a success today.

Thanks for posting in this thread it was intended just for you from the start.

Low standards are good.

Reduced expectations = Zero surprises. Pretty much sums up every convo I've had with Dick so far.

He does warn you right from the get go in his screen name.

Maybe he should go with ImStupid or ImSlow or Help.

(04-18-2012, 05:01 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 04:46 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 12:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You have already made me a success today.

Thanks for posting in this thread it was intended just for you from the start.

Low standards are good.

Reduced expectations = Zero surprises. Pretty much sums up every convo I've had with Dick so far.

From the sidelines, looks like it's pretty even in this cock fight. Course, I'm unbiased and think independently, so my opinion may not count for much to you. Plus, I'm just a silly woman and all, you long-cocked, hard-fucking stud, you.

I like Dick

You ain't alone, Duchess.

Dick

This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

(04-18-2012, 05:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

Understandable. Nice to see a couple of you buds enjoying stroking each other's cock so much as well. Freedom...

That's why they travel in packs.

(04-18-2012, 05:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

Understandable. Nice to see a couple of you buds enjoying stroking each other's cock so much as well. Freedom...

Doubles my chances of a date on Saturday night, who am I to complain? Besides, us black guys don't call it gay, we call it being on the downlow.

(04-18-2012, 05:22 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

Understandable. Nice to see a couple of you buds enjoying stroking each other's cock so much as well. Freedom...

Doubles my chances of a date on Saturday night, who am I to complain? Besides, us black guys don't call it gay, we call it being on the downlow.

Meh. It was totally expected, no surprises, the bud cock-stroke thing, I mean. Seen it before. Down low, up high. All the same; no one's complaining, why should you?

(04-18-2012, 05:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Plus, I'm just a silly woman and all, you long-cocked, hard-fucking stud, you.

You always say such nice things to me.

(04-18-2012, 05:22 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

Understandable. Nice to see a couple of you buds enjoying stroking each other's cock so much as well. Freedom...

Doubles my chances of a date on Saturday night, who am I to complain? Besides, us black guys don't call it gay, we call it being on the downlow.

Meh. It was totally expected, no surprises, the bud cock-stroke thing, I mean. Seen it before. Down low, up high. I'm not complaining either. Good shit; never gets old.

(04-18-2012, 05:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:22 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

Understandable. Nice to see a couple of you buds enjoying stroking each other's cock so much as well. Freedom...

Doubles my chances of a date on Saturday night, who am I to complain? Besides, us black guys don't call it gay, we call it being on the downlow.

Meh. It was totally expected, no surprises, the bud cock-stroke thing, I mean. Seen it before. Down low, up high. All the same; no one's complaining, why should you?

Someones a lttle jelly I think.

(04-18-2012, 05:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It was totally expected, no surprises, the bud cock-stroke thing, I mean. Seen it before. Down low, up high. All the same; no one's complaining,

It's vulgar & Ima lil' snot for saying so. *shrugs*

(04-18-2012, 05:27 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:22 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(04-18-2012, 05:17 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is why I enjoy it here, so many of you ladies love Dick.

Understandable. Nice to see a couple of you buds enjoying stroking each other's cock so much as well. Freedom...

Doubles my chances of a date on Saturday night, who am I to complain? Besides, us black guys don't call it gay, we call it being on the downlow.

Meh. It was totally expected, no surprises, the bud cock-stroke thing, I mean. Seen it before. Down low, up high. All the same; no one's complaining, why should you?

Someones a lttle jelly I think.

You read me like a book, stud. I would love to be someone who needs constant support and back-patting (or cock-stroking, for you fine gentlemen) to engage in some internet sparring. It's a real drag being independent; all that pressure and thinking that's required. I so wish I were one of you guys. I'm working on the jelly thing, but these things take time. Just be patient and supportive, 'k?