Checking in for a flight to Milwaukee and had a chat with Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys fame...

(04-25-2012, 02:46 PM)crash Wrote: Checking in for a flight to Milwaukee and had a chat with Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys fame...

Well, if you thought Tuscon 'wasn't that warm' when it was around 90-100F, I wonder what you'll think of Milwaukee when the daytime highs are in the mid-50's this week?

Just think beer and cheese, cheese and beer.

If you like those two things, you'll be okay in Packerland.

Ugh, was sick as fuck last week, puked my guts out for 5 days. All better this week and going on a little mini-vacation to Niagra Falls (American side - no passports) this weekend!

I'll barf if I see you barf...

...that's always my first thought when I see someone say they've been yucking.

(04-25-2012, 03:11 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Ugh, was sick as fuck last week, puked my guts out for 5 days. All better this week and going on a little mini-vacation to Niagra Falls (American side - no passports) this weekend!

Leave me a note, I'll pick it up in ten days time...

You don't want what I had, I thought I was going to die.

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

(04-26-2012, 09:52 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

Some men won't see any difference at all.

(04-26-2012, 09:52 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

That just creeped me the hell out!

Quinceanera

a colorful coming of age~

lots of photos at link.

Hundreds of girls celebrating their fifteenth birthdays attended a mass ‘Quinceañera’ celebration in Mexico City yesterday.

Every year, the mayor of the Mexican capital hosts a ‘coming of age’ celebration to which he invites girls from the city, a tradition dating back to the Spanish colonial era when girls had their official debut in society at the ages of 15 and 16.

It marks the transition from childhood to adulthood and is common in Mexico and other Spanish-speaking countries.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1tSfVuHnX

How sad to have fat arms at 15.

Revenge is a dish best served with novocaine.

A dentist in Poland, dumped by her boyfriend, got payback by removing all of her former lover’s teeth — leading his new lady to dump him, too.

Anna Mackowiak could face three years in jail after she agreed to treat her ex-boyfriend, Marek Olszewski, when he asked her to help with a toothache just days after he broke up with her.

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Mackowiak, 34, told the Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard.’”

Mackowiak then allegedly gave Olszewski, 45, a massive dose of anesthetic and coldly plucked out his teeth one by one.

She then wrapped his jaw in bandages to prevent him from opening his mouth — and then simply walked away.

“I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages,” Olszewski told the British newspaper.

But he did not realize the horror of what happened until he got back to his Wroclaw apartment.

“But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth.”

Olszewski, who will get implants, said his new girlfriend could not handle being with a man who did not have teeth — and dumped him.

Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice.

(not him)

Its a damn good thing she wasn't a proctologist.

HE broke up with her, and then made a dentist appointment with her...that woman is awesome!!

That is priceless.

Let that be a lesson to you bastards that think the grass is greener on the other side.

(04-30-2012, 05:39 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

HE broke up with her, and then made a dentist appointment with her...that woman is awesome!!

That is priceless.

Let that be a lesson to you bastards that think the grass is greener on the other side.

(04-30-2012, 05:39 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

HE broke up with her, and then made a dentist appointment with her...that woman is awesome!!

That is priceless.

Let that be a lesson to you bastards that think the grass is greener on the other side.

Men are stupid. hahaha

I'll probably catch some heat for this, but I still think this guy was an underrated singer/songwriter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Fogelberg_discography

Oh look, Ramsey and JsMom are here. They never cease to amaze me with their fascinating posts.

(05-01-2012, 08:46 PM)sally Wrote: Oh look, Ramsey and JsMom are here. They never cease to amaze me with their fascinating posts.

Yeah, a lot of depth to their contributions for sure.

JsMom has almost 3K posts, and I'd bet half of them consist of this:

I'm a happy mother fucker, Thanks.