(05-18-2012, 10:08 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(05-18-2012, 09:06 PM)sally Wrote:

(05-18-2012, 07:49 PM)Donovan Wrote: And if I ever really truly need somebody at my back for when shit gets bad, I know who to ask first.

Eat a dick Donovan. If you weren't such a drama tulip you wouldn't need drunk senoir citizen bikers to have your back.

I have no idea who you are. Have you ever said anything of value?

Sally is random and funny as hell and everyone is a target for her wit.

Tomorrow she might kind of like you. Or not.

(05-18-2012, 07:49 PM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I hate to set a precedent by actually agreeing with Dick...outlaws are no more "real" bikers than the dentists and lawyers at the other end of the spectrum. Yeah, there are some of each, and yeah there are a few who operate under the assumption that you gotta be a criminal badass to ride. But the vast majority of bikers are regular folks who shoot straight, ride straighter, and stand prouder than just about any other group there is. Most of them get irritated at the outlaw fringe who insist on fucking it up for the rest, as much as they disdain the "wannabes" dick described. I grew up with bikers and around them all my life. And if I ever really truly need somebody at my back for when shit gets bad, I know who to ask first.

Translation: I am white trash. That's why I don't get a real haircut.

I just noticed the dirtlady's avatar. Now I'm wondering whether she thinks she rules everything or whether she got some kind of tiara for having sex with every species on the planet or whether she breaks everything she touches.

Ambiguity is the bain of the over thinkers existence...

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that's her coffee mug that one of her kids gave her, i think it's hilarious! i liked it so well i had to get one for myself all the way from UK since they are hard to find.

Dirt Lady is my pet, smart funny sharp woman! if anyone is mean to her they shall incur my wrath!

Thank you LC! The feeling is mutal.

(05-18-2012, 10:40 PM)Donovan Wrote: Pity. I say again: have you ever said anything...of value?

Well this should be of some value to you. If you would stop running around with a bad haircut and pretending to be Patrick Swayze from Road house you wouldn't have the kind of trouble where you need a gay biker chapter to have your back.

(05-19-2012, 09:12 AM)sally Wrote:

(05-18-2012, 10:40 PM)Donovan Wrote: Pity. I say again: have you ever said anything...of value?

Well this should be of some value to you. If you would stop running around with a bad haircut and pretending to be Patrick Swayze from Road house you wouldn't have the kind of trouble where you need a gay biker chapter to have your back.

That'd be a "no", then?

Wait a minute...you don't like my haircut, and you have a problem with gays and bikers and gay bikers and Patrick Swayze?


Are you Mitt Romney?

(05-19-2012, 09:12 AM)sally Wrote: If you would stop running around with a bad haircut and pretending to be Patrick Swayze from Road house

(05-18-2012, 10:01 PM)username Wrote:

(05-18-2012, 08:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Do you think you could possibly go one day without mentioning me?

Well there's a little pot meet kettle.

Maybe. But I don't go around posting that I have her on ignore and then go post about her.

Why didn't Bill simply tell people it was none of their business when they were all up in his face accusing him of womanizing? I don't care if the Prez is banging someone who is not his wife.

(05-19-2012, 03:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why didn't Bill simply tell people it was none of their business when they were all up in his face accusing him of womanizing? I don't care if the Prez is banging someone who is not his wife.

I don't think he could tell them that, Duchess. It would have been taken as an admission and the moral majority that give a shit and think that adultery proves character flaws that relate to someone's ability to perform the job with integrity would never let it go. It's a damned if you avoid, damned if you tell the truth, and damned if you lie situation. In the eyes of many, he was damned for the act of adultery in the first place, no matter how he handled it.

Personally, I don't care about people's sexual lives and I don't expect people to be unflawed, no matter what position they hold (except maybe those lying, cheating, fraudulent pastors, ministers, and priests who codemn everyone else to hell). But, a lot of people do.

We went to a seafood restaurant on Mother's day and as were walking in the hostess gives my 14 year old son a big hug and says long time no see and then he asks her if she's still working at Hooters. WTF! Not only was she attractive, but she had very large breasts and looked to be in her early 20s.

So I ask my son where he knows this lady from and she's a friend of this 19 year old kid he hangs out with from his bowling league. Real nice kid, parents are nice and everything, but still too old to hang out with my son even though he's mature for his age.

I already had a discussion with my husband this morning that he's not spending the night again over there and husband agrees. So whats the first thing he says when my son comes home and asks to spend the night "ask your mother". Fucking cocksucker.

(05-19-2012, 09:01 PM)sally Wrote: not spending the night again over there

How many times did you let him stay at Neverland before you put your foot down?

He spent the night twice because he's on the bowling league with the kid and the parents drove them to a tournament. Now I find out that he's really at Hooters picking up strange.

He tied for second place in the Pepsi tournament so tomorrow we're going to Deltona for the roll off. If he beats the kid he'll go with the 1^st place winner to Jr. Gold to represent Fl in the nationals.

(05-18-2012, 06:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's like ramsey laughing at ugly jokes or JsMom laughing at fat jokes.

And you wonder why you are not on their Christmas card list.

(05-19-2012, 09:24 PM)sally Wrote: He tied for second place in the Pepsi tournament so tomorrow we're going to Deltona for the roll off. If he beats the kid he'll go with the 1^st place winner to Jr. Gold to represent Fl in the nationals.

That's awesome.

And they have beer at bowling alleys.

Win-win.

Anyone need a psychological push off a cliff onto the jagged rocks below?

I didn't know that squash came in a can with vidalia onions.

I saw corn on the cob for eight bucks a doz.

That is all.

At 3:30 this morning, someone called me and left a lengthy, drunk and rambling voicemail about someone being in a "random house with a dude", peeing in the street and walking home in high heels. Whoever they are, I hope they found who they were looking for calling me.