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If you were stuck on a deserted island


There better be some weed growing on this island.
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While all of you are stuck on this island, I will fly over in my private jet and maybe just maybe, throw goodies and beer down for you, but if you all look like you are having too much fun, you get nothing and I will go start my own private island party.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Dickie: Females are not allowed to use or have in their possession any machete,or other tool that could cause harm to any of the stranded male members.



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Maybe Davy Jones or Maggot has some, it seems you ended up in his locker with Maggot.

maggot probably drowned you trying to get on your shoulders since he never learned to swim.
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(05-31-2012, 02:39 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Dickie: Females are not allowed to use or have in their possession any machete,or other tool that could cause harm to any of the stranded male members.



try to take it away from me. 37

You already know I could.
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(05-31-2012, 02:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You already know I could.


One swift kick in the balls & you would be fuckin' useless.
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Island Dickie is trying to be the island dictator. i think he should walk the plank.

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(05-31-2012, 02:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-31-2012, 02:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You already know I could.


One swift kick in the balls & you would be fuckin' useless.

In some cases "one" is a big number.
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(05-31-2012, 02:47 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Island Dickie is trying to be the island dictator. i think he should walk the plank.

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All free speech is hearby cancelled, LC fucked it up for everyone. hah

Someone has to be in charge, I am the obvious choice.
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(05-31-2012, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

There better be some weed growing on this island.

That can be my mission, to germinate the 4 seeds that traveled 25,000k with me to oz without me knowing, get them going then start taking cuttings.

it will pass the time plus make clothes and rope with the byproduct.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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Talking of ropes, where is UN?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(05-31-2012, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

There better be some weed growing on this island.

hah You're in luck; we can be harvesters.

P.s. Maggot didn't really drown, he just followed his nose and swam underwater away from the crowd. We'll find him when we go to the other side of the island to harvest, here:

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(05-31-2012, 02:53 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(05-31-2012, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

There better be some weed growing on this island.

That can be my mission, to germinate the 4 seeds that traveled 25,000k with me to oz without me knowing, get them going then start taking cuttings.

it will pass the time plus make clothes and rope with the byproduct.

You won't be growing shit if Ma doesn't find fresh water.

If I was you I would probably give him a little incentive to get his ass busy.
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i merged the two island threads.

Dickie still has to walk the plank. hah

















































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(05-31-2012, 02:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: hah You're in luck; we can be harvesters.


Oh thank gawd you came up with a job for me that I can be happy in! I didn't want to have to do any domestic bullshit. *shudders*
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I want HotD and Duchess strutting their stuff all day and night with almost nothing on.

I want a perpetual raging hard-on during this voyage!

hah
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(05-31-2012, 03:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-31-2012, 02:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: hah You're in luck; we can be harvesters.


Oh thank gawd you came up with a job for me that I can be happy in! I didn't want to have to do any domestic bullshit. *shudders*

So you think the Island dancer gets to give the jobs out?

LC gets to dig the latrine, do you want to help her?
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You're not the boss of me, Paco. I'll get my own crew & move to the other side of the island where we will all be equal.
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Equally covered in shit becoz no-one will dig a latrine...

*Stares at Duchess...
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(05-31-2012, 03:12 PM)ESAD Wrote: Equally covered in shit becoz no-one will dig a latrine...

*Stares at Duchess...


I am not taking orders from Dick.

*stares down ESAD*
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