Whew........I thought Paris had gotten in an accident or something.

I thought you liked boobs, she doesn't have any.

(03-16-2012, 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I thought you liked boobs, she doesn't have any.

I like them because they "quiver"

pitiful...

octomom has sunk to a new low.






A Hollywood hotline is offering a new service to the celebrity-obsessed - paid-for calls that cost as little as $5 per minute.

Dial-a-Star.com sells itself as a phone service that offers 'completely discreet one-on-one' conversations with 'REAL celebrities'.

Nadya Suleman's phone calls, for example, cost $12 per minute; Dina Lohan's time is more expensive than ex-husband Michael, with minutes tallying $25 and $18 each, respectively - still much more than actor Jeremy London's $15.

Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick, Tila Tequila, Michael Lohan's ex-fiancee Kate Major, Tiger Woods' infamous mistress Rachel Uchitel, Real Housewives' star Danielle Staub, and porn star Capri Anderson - known for her dalliance with Charlie Sheen - are among other recognisable names on the list - at least, to reality television lovers and tabloid readers.

the Killer never quits! hahahaha
ol' cousin-lovin' great balls of fire!

i saw him in Boston years ago, he was still electrifying!

JACKSON, Miss. — Rock ’n’ roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis has married for a seventh time in Mississippi, and the new bride is his cousin’s ex-wife.

The Adams County circuit clerk’s office said the marriage license shows Lewis was married March 9 to Judith Ann Coghlan Brown in Natchez, Miss. The 76-year-old Lewis, also known as "The Killer," is famous for top hits like "Great Balls of Fire" and "Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On."

The bride, who is in her early 60s, was previously married to one of Lewis’ cousins and was close to his daughter, Phoebe Lewis, said the bride’s sister, Carolyn Coghlan Gremillion of Madison. She said Brown started working for Lewis several years ago as his caretaker.

I haven't liked Jerry Lee Lewis since I was about 13. My dad owned a nightclub and Jerry Lee performed. My piano was moved to the club specifically for him. I was able to go and sit with my mom and watched the idiot completely demolish my piano. Not only did he use his talented fingers and hands on it, he also used his feet-knees- and rear-end. It was a player piano and I had hundreds of rolls of music to put in it. Never got one like that again.


Off topic: Have been out of state for a few days and I'm exhausted. Little old ladies tire very easily. Hopefully, in the next few days I'll be able to post replies both on threads and all of the personal messages I have received.

i hope you were repaid!

he was notorious for that shit.
Christ at 13, you were lucky he didn't decide to marry you.

(03-31-2012, 11:04 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i hope you were repaid!

he was notorious for that shit.
Christ at 13, you were lucky he didn't decide to marry you.

If he paid for the damages, I don't remember it.

He begged me to marry him on more than one occasion-sent flowers-jewelry, but started leaving me alone when he realized we weren't related.

(03-31-2012, 11:04 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Christ at 13, you were lucky he didn't decide to marry you. [/b]

(03-16-2012, 12:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Whew........I thought Paris had gotten in an accident or something.

She has the cold dead eyes of a great white shark and no titties to speak of.

I hope ⁷⁄₁₁ kicks your ass when she flies up there next week!

Good News,

Ladies: George Clooney Is Single Again



GETS A MAKEOVER AND IS OUT DATING AGAIN




Just a couple weeks after Elisabetta Canalis publicly vowed that she'd be a bride someday (a big no-no when you're dating the world's most notoriously commitment-shy bachelor) comes word that she and George Clooney have indeed called it quits

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/good_news_la...z1quBD3suf

does this foolish kardashian creature have a big butt implant??

in celebutard news--->

edit to add, she is out of hospital & denies being driver.

Santa Monica, Calif., police say they are investigating a car crash involving actress Lindsay Lohan Friday on a coastal highway near Los Angeles, The Associated Press is reporting.

Santa Monica Police Sgt. Candice Cobarrubias says Lohan was involved a crash around 11:45 a.m. on the Pacific Coast Highway. Officers continue to investigate the accident and do not know the extent of Lohan's injuries.

Cobarrubias says no one else was injured in the crash and that police would not immediately release any other details, AP said.

TMZ said Lohan was driving her black Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler, totaling her car. The passenger window was shattered and the bumper was fully off her car. Debris was scattered on the road.

Eyewitnesses told TMZ both Lohan and a passenger in her car, an assistant of hers, were bleeding and bruised. The assistant, the site said, was taken by ambulance to a hospital's emergency room. TMZ said the actress was not taken by ambulance.

Citing the Santa Monica police, People magazine said Lohan's injuries were not serious. TMZ said Doctors were performing tests on Lohan, although there was no other word on her condition.

TMZ also reported that Lohan said the accident was not her fault, that the 18-wheeler had cut her off.

Lohan has been filming a Lifetime movie on the love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

the car

(06-08-2012, 06:08 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [b]in celebutard news--->


TMZ also reported that Lohan said the accident was not her fault, that the 18-wheeler had cut her off.

Kinda easy to spot an 18 wheeler pulling into another lane if you're not speeding and watching the road. Stupid.

(06-08-2012, 07:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Kinda easy to spot an 18 wheeler pulling into another lane if you're not speeding and watching the road.

For you maybe!

Bet she was texting.

in case you ever wanted to see madonna's boob.

(06-08-2012, 07:54 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(06-08-2012, 07:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Kinda easy to spot an 18 wheeler pulling into another lane if you're not speeding and watching the road.

For you maybe!

So you're saying you have a difficult time with this? Why doesn't that surprise me?