(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...it might take a while for me to catch on, as I'm rather slow-witted.

That has to be the whopper of the week.

(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: In the meantime, your aura of mystery continues to perpetuate and it's really workin' for ya, so I think you owe ramsey a free ride, Coaster.

I have the distinct impression that I am being mocked... but you can ride for free. Ramsey pays.

(06-18-2012, 12:21 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 10:53 AM)Jimbone Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 06:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(06-17-2012, 11:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(06-17-2012, 10:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ∧
Oooh, that's a spectacular coaster; I really wanna ride it. One day...

Hi. I'm Coaster.

Me too! The scarier the better!

Someone please restore my faith in humanity and tell me she does these things on purpose.

Now you see why I asked her not to tangle with Starguard

Cuz he would be mean to me? Me askeered.

(06-18-2012, 12:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...it might take a while for me to catch on, as I'm rather slow-witted.

That has to be the whopper of the week.

(06-18-2012, 11:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: In the meantime, your aura of mystery continues to perpetuate and it's really workin' for ya, so I think you owe ramsey a free ride, Coaster.

I have the distinct impression that I am being mocked... but you can ride for free. Ramsey pays.

I was being serious, Coaster. For real.

You're still rather new and a bit of a mystery. So, while I truly love roller coasters, I'm not sure that I trust you on the "free" deal. Somehow, I'm reminded of that old bumper sticker, "gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free".

(06-18-2012, 12:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was being serious, Coaster. For real.

You're still rather new and a bit of a mystery. So, while I truly love roller coasters, I'm not sure that I trust you on the "free" deal. Somehow, I'm reminded of that old bumper sticker, "gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free".

Fair enough - if it makes you feel better, you can pay.

(06-18-2012, 01:20 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 12:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was being serious, Coaster. For real.

You're still rather new and a bit of a mystery. So, while I truly love roller coasters, I'm not sure that I trust you on the "free" deal. Somehow, I'm reminded of that old bumper sticker, "gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free".

Fair enough - if it makes you feel better, you can pay.

Wait...

(06-18-2012, 11:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Do you have a machine that spits out excuses for every time you fuck up, or something goes over your head?

And she's at work. People pay premiums to the company that pays her. The customers are paying her to do stupid shit all day, both here and at the office.

Anyone besides Moose know where she works? If it is USAA, I'm filing a complaint.

It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.

It was awesome.

(06-18-2012, 02:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: If it is USAA, I'm filing a complaint.

Stop that. I WANT people posting...and there's the little fact of that being considered fucking with someone's real life.

(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.

It was awesome.

Got mine coming up in a couple of weeks and I'm all over it.

(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.

It was awesome.

Then what happened?

(06-18-2012, 04:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.

It was awesome.

Got mine coming up in a couple of weeks and I'm all over it.

That's what she said.

Making love and breaking hearts.

It is a game for you.

But I'm not waiting on a lady, I'm just waiting on a friend.

I bought a ticket to the world

but now I've come back again.

Why do I find it hard to write the next line?

Oh I want the truth to be said!

A winters day...

In a deep and dark December.

I am alone...

Gazing from my window, to the streets below

On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow..

I AM A ROCK, I AM AN ISLAND!

She grew up with the children of the stars.

In the Hollywood Hills and the Boulevard.

Her parents threw big parties, everyone was there.

They hung out with folks like Dennis Hopper and Bob Seger and Sonny and Cher.

She feels safe now in this bar on Fairfax.

From the stage I can tell that she can't let go and she can't relax.

Just before she hangs her head to cry, I sing to her a lullaby.

Everything is gonna be alright, rockabye, rockabye

Everything's gonna be alright, rockabye, rockabye, rockabye!

(06-18-2012, 04:55 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: It's my anniversary today. When we woke up, I said "happy anniversary" to my husband and he looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights.

It was awesome.

Then what happened?

We took a shower and he went to work.
























Not really. We're going out for a kid-free dinner. Maybe later.

But under skinned knees and the skid marks

Past the places where you used to learn.

You howl and listen

Listen and wait for

Echoes of angels who won't return.

(06-18-2012, 04:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-18-2012, 02:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: If it is USAA, I'm filing a complaint.

Stop that. I WANT people posting...and there's the little fact of that being considered fucking with someone's real life.

What? If I'm paying premiums to pay someone to fuck around all day, I want to know.

I'm not a man. I don't know where she works. If she PMs you bitching, she works for my carrier. If she doesn't, someone else here is paying her.

Apparently her employer doesn't care as she's been doing it for years.

(06-18-2012, 11:33 PM)Cracker Wrote: What? If I'm paying premiums to pay someone to fuck around all day, I want to know.

I'm not a man. I don't know where she works. If she PMs you bitching, she works for my carrier. If she doesn't, someone else here is paying her.

Apparently her employer doesn't care as she's been doing it for years.

Cracker, it's none of your business where she works. It's none of your business where people post from. I resent even having to tell you this. Read the rules. Stay the hell out of the real lives of Members. If there is anything I take seriously in here it's my Members right to privacy. I don't intend to say anything about this again, people will know you're banned when they see the slash through your name.

Jesus Christ.

ewwwww...mustard, ketchup, onions or K-Y?




With a cigarette hanging from her mouth and wearing her signature bikini top (looks like a tablecloth) Long Island hot dog seller Catherine Scalia, 45, mother of 4, was released from court on Monday having already served five days behind bars. She pleaded guilty to prostitution but insists she's just a stripper.



Ms Scalia was arrested after an undercover cop said she agreed to have sex with him for $50 when he visited her hot dog truck.