(07-01-2012, 03:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's only funny when it isn't you.

Actually, I liked it because I appreciate that you have the ability to laugh at yourself. I like many things about you but knowing you have this ability endears you to me.

(07-01-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why doesn't the lovely one go out with the many men that still want to fuck her after 15 years if she is so needy? Or make friend's with all the men that try to talk to her in the store forcing her to wear her sunglasses all the time? I am sure that being so lovely, trim, great hair, perfect lips, and I'm sure the list goes on....wouldn't have any trouble finding someone to take care of business with.

Already been there. I don't keen and rage on the Internet about men I don't see anymore like you do.

Who said men at the store? People talk to me. Because I'm attractive and funny and kind. People duck down aisles when they see you. That's why you always see men looking hopelessly at feminine protection: They don't want to talk to you. We're just different. I don't know how else to explain it to you.

I don't have trouble. I just don't fuck anything that offers. Again, a difference you wouldn't understand.

Glad you are off ignore? You better be more interesting this time around or you don't get another chance.

I just have two suggestions for you Cracker.

1) Put me back on ignore. Please.

2) Vibrator? It works pretty good in a pinch. And you don't have to try and find a nice way to tell him to leave when you're done. Just put it in the drawer.

Sorry, ramsey, can't even pretend to take life advice from you.

Thanks, though.

Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

(07-01-2012, 04:42 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

You mean the married one that you talk about?

(07-01-2012, 04:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(07-01-2012, 04:42 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

You mean the married one that you talk about?

No.

(07-01-2012, 04:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(07-01-2012, 04:44 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(07-01-2012, 04:42 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Then please refer back to suggestion #1.

Oh and I am not in need of getting laid since I can get it on the regular with the younger man. But you carry on with your needs unfullfilled. It explains a lot.

You mean the married one that you talk about?

No.

So there is a new younger man?

1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

Time to fall in love Cracks. Again and again and again.

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

So basically, a lot of men don't fall between the cracks?

(07-01-2012, 05:34 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: So basically, a lot of men don't fall between the cracks?

Ah, fuck. You can have the point.

I just like seeing this title on the front page.

Carry on...

Interesting the turns this thread took.

I see Ramsey doing this in this thread:

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

That's why I've had three girlfriends in my entire life.

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

You don't have to believe it to make it true.

(07-02-2012, 07:35 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(07-01-2012, 04:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: 1. I don't think many of us believe the imaginary boyfriend thing.

2. I don't fuck men I don't love. Odd behavior, I know.

You don't have to believe it to make it true.

I believe you, ramsey.