(07-04-2012, 07:57 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's warm here. I'm wearing a wife-beater right now.

And, now I also want a steak and a beer (or a glass of white wine). So I think I'm gonna skip the nursery today and see if the store is open.

I'm pretty sure every post after a certain time frame should have a "drunken posting" caveat around this joint...

(07-04-2012, 08:02 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(07-04-2012, 07:57 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's warm here. I'm wearing a wife-beater right now.

And, now I also want a steak and a beer (or a glass of white wine). So I think I'm gonna skip the nursery today and see if the store is open.

I'm pretty sure every post after a certain time frame should have a "drunken posting" caveat around this joint...

You caught me in my multi-edit process!

I'm not drunk and rarely ever am I, damn it. But, I got some things done in the office today and now I'm thinking a buzz is in order. Buzzed posting, drunk posting, stoned posting, even sober posting given the warpedness of many of us here - hard to tell the diff...

(07-04-2012, 06:38 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-04-2012, 05:14 PM)Riotgear Wrote: You should get out more. Ma can be good when he wants to. Donovan is good.

Sally is amateur at best. Maybe someday.

Do a poll. If we were cuts of meat I would be a prime rib and he'd be a greening pork shoulder at Krogers.

You think small.

Don and Sally need to get a room already.

So let me see if I've got this straight...Hotd beats her wife?!?

Wow. This thread sure banked hard.

Where am I?

(07-04-2012, 08:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Don and Sally need to get a room already.

Somehow I don't think he's going to 'give' her drinks.

(07-04-2012, 08:13 PM)Riotgear Wrote: So let me see if I've got this straight...Hotd beats her wife?!?

Where am I?

Only when she makes me... wait, I thought I was you for a second there.

I do actually wear men's wife-beaters around the house when it's hot here. My house was built in '46 and it's old boxy style SF. In the summer, when it's 80 and breezy outside, it's over 90 in my house. Air conditioning is very rare here and I couldn't afford it anyway. So, wife beater + windows open + door open...

Thought you might need a nap, thus all the exciting detail.

That is pretty interesting.

/bangs head on desk

WHAT'S THAT NOISE??

(07-04-2012, 08:21 PM)Riotgear Wrote: That is pretty interesting.

/bangs head on desk

WHAT'S THAT NOISE??

Ah, don't worry. Just a hollow shell slamming on wood - not much impact. I'm sure you didn't disturb anyone.

This is about the finest appreciation thread ever. Fucked it up good and proper didn't we? You're welcome Ramseycat.

Ignorance is bliss until someone tries to explain it to you. Thanks a lot.

Donovan - So we tell them about how you, me, Ma, Clang and ESAD are all working in concert?

Whoops. Shit. Too soon?

(07-04-2012, 07:54 PM)Donovan Wrote: If I was married to somebody who spent her afternoons out glomming free drinks from random pervs I probably would become a wife beater, more than likely I'd just put her to the curb. Does Sally's husband know about her shameful slutty alcoholism?

I spend my afternoons working and taking care of my 11 month old daughter. I also have a 14 and 18 year old and have worked since I was 16. Other than your wife, who else do you beat the shit out of, old ladies on the bus and prostitutes? Your new name is Donabuser.

Wow, 14, 18 and 11 MONTHS? That's a hell of a gap between babies. What happened, the old man ran outta beer money?

No, we never run out of beer money. I had a tubal ligation and 13 years later one of them grew back. I think that's what happened anyway, not sure.

(07-04-2012, 09:30 PM)sally Wrote: I had a tubal ligation and 13 years later one of them grew back.

You got grounds for a lawsuit right there lady.

(07-04-2012, 09:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(07-04-2012, 09:30 PM)sally Wrote: I had a tubal ligation and 13 years later one of them grew back.

You got grounds for a lawsuit right there lady.

It worked for 13 years, that's a long time. I doubt I can sue on the grounds of being a freak of nature.

(07-04-2012, 08:33 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Donovan - So we tell them about how you, me, Ma, Clang and ESAD are all working in concert?

Whoops. Shit. Too soon?

Sure you didn't get lured to the concert stage by the Mock maestros to serve as unwitting understudies? Perception is reality.

All the world's indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage

I know you know that I'm messin' with you.
You know that I know that I'm preaching to the choir.

W 3 S T SIDE!!!

(07-04-2012, 09:10 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-04-2012, 07:54 PM)Donovan Wrote: If I was married to somebody who spent her afternoons out glomming free drinks from random pervs I probably would become a wife beater, more than likely I'd just put her to the curb. Does Sally's husband know about her shameful slutty alcoholism?

I spend my afternoons working and taking care of my 11 month old daughter. I also have a 14 and 18 year old and have worked since I was 16. Other than your wife, who else do you beat the shit out of, old ladies on the bus and prostitutes? Your new name is Donabuser.

Who _doesn't_ beat their wife?

(07-04-2012, 10:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-04-2012, 08:33 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Donovan - So we tell them about how you, me, Ma, Clang and ESAD are all working in concert?

Whoops. Shit. Too soon?

Sure you didn't get lured to the concert stage by the Mock maestros to serve as unwitting understudies? Perception is reality.

All the world's indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage

I know you know that I'm messin' with you.
You know that I know that I'm preaching to the choir.

W 3 S T SIDE!!!

You don't remember when you agreed that that's what you'd say if this all came out?

Does anyone remember who we run with?

W 3 S T SIDE!!!