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this may belong in a food thread but i put it here for a reason. i bought 2 florida avocados today, they are so delicious with just a little fresh lemon juice and salt, yum! full of good stuff for you. the florida avocado is heavy and has a smooth skin.
BUT it is a fabulous facial too! when you've scooped out the flesh take the inside part of the skin and smush it all over your face! leave it there for an hour or so. your skin will love you for all the nourishment that is contained in this natural facial!
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Ew...no. Sorry, I'd much rather eat avocado than smush it on my face. Its looking like I'll have to take jsmom's advice and look to youtube for makeup/beauty tips.
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(07-02-2012, 09:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Ew...no. Sorry, I'd much rather eat avocado than smush it on my face. Its looking like I'll have to take jsmom's advice and look to youtube for makeup/beauty tips.
Clang, you spend too much time in this thread.
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Less is more in regards to makup, Clang. Don't be heavy handed with it or you will look garish.
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(07-02-2012, 09:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: Less is more in regards to makup, Clang. Don't be heavy handed with it or you will look garish.
That much I know. I want to look as passable as possible and not like an overly made up drag queen.
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(07-02-2012, 09:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: (07-02-2012, 09:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Ew...no. Sorry, I'd much rather eat avocado than smush it on my face. Its looking like I'll have to take jsmom's advice and look to youtube for makeup/beauty tips.
Clang, you spend too much time in this thread.
Not for much longer probably. The makeup/beauty tips so far in this thread are a little "out there" even for a strange fellow such as myself.
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I know, was it the Octomom eyelash job that did it to ya?
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(07-02-2012, 09:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yes.
 
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Do you know how to do a smokey eye, Clang? That always looks good if done right.
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(07-02-2012, 09:59 PM)sally Wrote: Do you know how to do a smokey eye, Clang? That always looks good if done right.
Nope. I've only got as far as red lipstick as far as makeup goes. Need more privacy/uninterrupted time before I can experiment. Takes less time to take off a dress/lingerie before being discovered than it does makeup.
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Clang, this may interest you...
When I don't have extensions I use L'Oreal Voluminous mascara. It does exactly what it says it will do, lashes are full & lush. I used to be strictly Cover Girl mascara but the tech who takes care of my lashes recommended this & it's awesome.
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(07-11-2012, 07:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Clang, this may interest you...
When I don't have extensions I use L'Oreal Voluminous mascara. It does exactly what it says it will do, lashes are full & lush. I used to be strictly Cover Girl mascara but the tech who takes care of my lashes recommended this & it's awesome.
That what I use, but I have two different kinds that I put on at the same time. First I use the Voluminous Million Lashes and then the Voluminous False Lashes. It's amazing what that stuff does.
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(07-11-2012, 07:15 PM)sally Wrote: Voluminous False Lashes.
I don't think I saw that! I have the one I just posted about & then I bought another one (the same brand) packaged in a gold tube. Now I have to go check. This is the first mascara I've ever used that has delivered what it has promised.
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(07-11-2012, 07:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Clang, this may interest you...
When I don't have extensions I use L'Oreal Voluminous mascara. It does exactly what it says it will do, lashes are full & lush. I used to be strictly Cover Girl mascara but the tech who takes care of my lashes recommended this & it's awesome.
Yeah thats what I need a makeup tech so I don't poke my eye out or end up looking like a clown. And then lots and lots of practice.
Oh and I don't agree with this but found it hilarious.
http://www.lamebook.com/thats-one-way-to-look-at-it/
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(07-11-2012, 07:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah thats what I need a makeup tech so I don't poke my eye out or end up looking like a clown.
I would like to help you...not kidding. I like makeup & fashion, all that girly stuff. I'd help you to be the best princess you could be.
I didn't want to call you a queen. That seemed rude.
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(07-11-2012, 07:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: (07-11-2012, 07:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah thats what I need a makeup tech so I don't poke my eye out or end up looking like a clown.
I would like to help you...not kidding. I like makeup & fashion, all that girly stuff. I'd help you to be the best princess you could be.
I didn't want to call you a queen. That seemed rude.
Yeah I don't consider myself a queen(queens don't want to pass, they take it to extreme exaggeration). I'm little more than a "boy in a dress" at this point.
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The only thing you could ever pass without suspicion is the fucking gravy boat.
JSYK.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I know this is not my thread but I think it's fucking hilarious that this thread has devolved into normal women giving beauty tips to an overweight, unemployed crossdresser.
LC must be rolling over in her grave!
Hahaha
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