(07-14-2012, 03:35 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(07-14-2012, 03:10 AM)JsMom Wrote: Who gives a fuck who I hump? You're the only one here besides Clang who isn't getting any. So hush.

Since you brought it up...

Who are you humping? Do you hump people when your son is home? Do you only hump at his house? Does he want to move in and have you feed him? Have you humped him more than once?

Really?

I am with the same man I have been with since I was 15. I am not married and do not wish to ever be. Just throwing that out there. Enough said.

(07-14-2012, 10:23 AM)Donovan Wrote: ESAD's an overgrown emo kid. I like the guy too, but his overuse of the dramatic exit is childish at best. Who does that, really? Besides, trying to decipher his posts makes my brain hurt.

So? Clangs an overweight panty wearer and I like him.

(07-14-2012, 02:39 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(07-14-2012, 02:24 AM)Cracker Wrote: That tickled me. "Have someone you trust check to see if you're retarded." hahahahaha

You think it's funny that this guy has been relentlessly harrassing and insulting me? Maybe it would not have been so funny if it was aimed at you.
Thank you for that Cracker. I did not approve of CNs Cracker bashing, nor would I participate in it. The fact of your laughing empowers this loser.

At the end of the day, it's not even funny at all.

And if they tell you you aren't, you're retarded and that person can't be trusted.

(07-14-2012, 09:35 AM)krystalshores Wrote: This thread is stupid. I think you should have started a come back ESAD thread. I liked him.

What she said.

If Gear/Dono are correct, Ma was just waiting for a post like this. Baby.

Ok Ma, let's just forget all this nonsense and you come back.

Is this the shortest title thread ever on MOCK?

If so, then it has accomplished something.

We're sorry. Dick and Ma are busy humping each others legs elsewhere on the Internet. Please check back later.

Someone should start a . thread. Or maybe a ` would work. Hard to say what people will get behind.

(07-14-2012, 11:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote: So? Clangs an overweight panty wearer and I like him.

I like you too Clang.





But don't kiss me.

I still think Clang's whole 'unemployed, cross-dressing, fat, loser, mama's boy' persona, is just an on-line schtick.

YOU WON'T FOOL ME ANYMORE!

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

(07-14-2012, 03:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I still think Clang's whole 'unemployed, cross-dressing, fat, loser, mama's boy' persona, is just an on-line schtick.

YOU WON'T FOOL ME ANYMORE!

I wish it was a schtick.

(07-14-2012, 03:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

I've done the asshole schtick/persona. Fun and entertaining, but not good for attracting friends.

(07-14-2012, 03:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

I feel like I'm an asshole sometimes. With compassion, however.

I've been that way since early childhood. I've never done well with stupid people.

On the athletic field, I was the star and would not put up with my teammates ineptitude. Wasn't good. I learned though.

In the old days (think Springsteen's 'Glory Days') I'd have my buddies ex-girlfriends basically throw themselves at me after they'd broken up.

I was also the one who simply got by (on talent alone) and never really applied myself. Sad.

But, I've always cared, and have a super-sensitive side.

Duchess, you and I (more you than me) don't get along very well. I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

(07-14-2012, 03:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-14-2012, 03:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If it is a persona at least it's a likable one. There's been some real assholes come through Mock.

I feel like I'm an asshole sometimes. With compassion, however.

I've been that way since early childhood. I've never done well with stupid people.

On the athletic field, I was the star and would not put up with my teammates ineptitude. Wasn't good. I learned though.

In the old days (think Springsteen's 'Glory Days') I'd have my buddies ex-girlfriends basically throw themselves at me after they'd broken up.

I was also the one who simply got by (on talent alone) and never really applied myself. Sad.

But, I've always cared, and have a super-sensitive side.

Duchess, you and I (more you than me) don't get along very well. I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

Yeah, that post made you sound super personable and humble to boot.

(07-14-2012, 03:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

I tolerate you just fine.

If I didn't like you I would ignore you completely. I don't invest in those I don't care for, I have this amazing ability to pretend some people don't even exist.

I on the other hand, like you less now that I know you're THAT guy.

(07-14-2012, 03:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-14-2012, 03:55 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I thought a bit of background about me may help you tolerate me a little more.

I tolerate you just fine.

If I didn't like you I would ignore you completely. I don't invest in those I don't care for, I have this amazing ability to pretend some people don't even exist.

That's good. I don't like it when I get you mad at me.

I'm seriously here just to have a little fun and not get people pissed at me.

(07-14-2012, 04:01 PM)Donovan Wrote: I on the other hand, like you less now that I know you're THAT guy.

The problem is, I try not to let THAT guy come out very often, but some people here are able to pick up on it.

I've also been dumped on here pretty good at times, too. I think I've handled it fairly well.

Hope you have a little success this weekend with the local soccer moms!