(07-14-2012, 02:47 AM)Cracker Wrote: I wish I could sleep like normal people. I hope you all appreciate your ability to close your eyes and relax at night.

Ambian. In this day and time you shouldn't have to suffer from this.

Clang, Stewarts is hiring. Go apply. I have seen three stores in the last week with signs in the window stating they are hiring.

He'd look good in their waitress uniform, I'm thinking.

There are likely 20 jobs within 10 minutes of Clang.

Face it, he's lazy and doesn't want to take a minimum wage job. He wants to stay on the system as long as possible because he's comfortable. There is no motivation to do more because he has no self worth and doesn't value hard work as a source of pride or esteem.

The fact that there are "too many unemployment gaps" speaks volumes. That's what most people call a pattern. Clang, did you ever consider what that telegraphs to people when you are applying for a job?

I have more respect for the guy who sits in front of me and tells me he scrapped and took any job he could to pay the bills and stay employed. The people who sit in front of me who stayed unemployed a long time never get hired - I throw their applications away immediately. If they won't work hard for themselves, they'll NEVER work hard for me.

How about less time of internet forum boards discussing ladieswear, and more time working at getting any job that will pay you? A job is not going to walk into your mother's basement and find you. You have to stop being a lazy prick and go get ANY job. Have some GD self respect.

Get yourself out of the pity vortex, shave, shower, and go get a job. I don't know where you live in NY, but here you go:

http://www.mcstate.com/jobs/new-york/

http://www.stewartsshops.com/JobBank/ind...nceID=1019

(07-17-2012, 12:30 PM)Jimbone Wrote: There are likely 20 jobs within 10 minutes of Clang.

Face it, he's lazy and doesn't want to take a minimum wage job. He wants to stay on the system as long as possible because he's comfortable. There is no motivation to do more because he has no self worth and doesn't value hard work as a source of pride or esteem.

The fact that there are "too many unemployment gaps" speaks volumes. That's what most people call a pattern. Clang, did you ever consider what that telegraphs to people when you are applying for a job?

I have more respect for the guy who sits in front of me and tells me he scrapped and took any job he could to pay the bills and stay employed. The people who sit in front of me who stayed unemployed a long time never get hired - I throw their applications away immediately. If they won't work hard for themselves, they'll NEVER work hard for me.

How about less time of internet forum boards discussing ladieswear, and more time working at getting any job that will pay you? A job is not going to walk into your mother's basement and find you. You have to stop being a lazy prick and go get ANY job. Have some GD self respect.

Get yourself out of the pity vortex, shave, shower, and go get a job. I don't know where you live in NY, but here you go:

http://www.mcstate.com/jobs/new-york/

http://www.stewartsshops.com/JobBank/ind...nceID=1019

@JimBone- You told Clang to get himself out of the pity vortex.

I don't think he's wallowing in self-pity. I think he's very comfortable the way things are. Once mom and dad are gone, he and his unemployed brother will slide in as owner's of the home, and things will probably remain the same.

I think he chuckles at the rest of us giving him 'life' suggestions.

You're probably right MS...

And did I read that right? He has a brother who is unemployed also living back at home with Mom and Dad? Cheesus!!!

I'm going to paraphrase a great line from a great movie... Clang, fat and lazy is no way to go through life son.

Clang, fat and lazy is no way to go through life son.




Apparently, it works well for Clang.

I agree, he is probably laughing at all of us working heathens that get up every day and do something productive for society.

I don't give a fuck what he wears under his clothes...the fact that he is too fucking lazy to go out and get a job shows that he is not a MAN in any way, shape or form.

Truthfully, if he wasn't a lazy bastard he could probably earn some money cross dressing. But he doesn't even have enough drive to do THAT.

Oh I don't know...I think Ol' Clang performs a _very_ important social service. A service many folks around here take quick and full advantage of...

He makes it possible for everyone to feel better about themselves.

"Well, thank god I'm not like that fucking guy."

Within every group there is a target. Sometimes the target changes from one person to another like a spirit possesing a mind or a zombie brain worm that hops from one ear to the next.

You tend to be more of a target if you put yourself on the firing line.

(07-17-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Oh I don't know...I think Ol' Clang performs a _very_ important social service. A service many folks around here take quick and full advantage of...

He makes it possible for everyone to feel better about themselves.

"Well, thank god I'm not like that fucking guy."

He does make me feel better about myself. Here's his most recent pic...

(07-17-2012, 02:41 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-17-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Oh I don't know...I think Ol' Clang performs a _very_ important social service. A service many folks around here take quick and full advantage of...

He makes it possible for everyone to feel better about themselves.

"Well, thank god I'm not like that fucking guy."

He does make me feel better about myself.

See? Your tax dollars at work.

(07-17-2012, 02:41 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-17-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Oh I don't know...I think Ol' Clang performs a _very_ important social service. A service many folks around here take quick and full advantage of...

He makes it possible for everyone to feel better about themselves.

"Well, thank god I'm not like that fucking guy."

He does make me feel better about myself. Here's his most recent pic...

I don't do nothing all day. I take care of my elderly parents(chore/errandwise at least) and I volunteer with the local food pantry and religious organizations, job search, and occaisonally go out to free movies and concerts when I win tickets from the local radio stations.

I don't do nothing all day?? Hmm someting doesn't sound right....

(07-17-2012, 04:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I don't do nothing all day?? Hmm someting doesn't sound right....

It's the opposite of "I do nothing all day" which is what you do at work. You actually have a job and still manage to do less than Clang.

If I were a girl, I'd just sit with my hands up my skirt all day. Fuck doing anything.

(07-17-2012, 05:20 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: If I were a girl, I'd just sit with my hands up my skirt all day. Fuck doing anything.

Same difference, Ramsey sits at her cubicle with her thumb up her ass all day.

(07-17-2012, 05:10 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-17-2012, 04:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I don't do nothing all day?? Hmm someting doesn't sound right....

It's the opposite of "I do nothing all day" which is what you do at work. You actually have a job and still manage to do less than Clang.

Hmmm...there's a speck of a compliment in there...don't go getting soft sally.