I figure if it doesn't make sense, it's because it doesn't make sense.

Not everyone 'Ma'. Just you.

(07-18-2012, 02:15 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I figure if it doesn't make sense, it's because it doesn't make sense.

It makes a whole lot of "scents" since Riotgear started dumping his bullshit.

Good ol' Lockstep. You do realize 'Clang' that the only people who support 'Ma' 100 percent no matter what and reason be damned are you and all of his socks.

Say 'Ma' - Tell us again - How many sock accounts was it you're adept at running at once?

(07-18-2012, 01:55 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Once upon a time, Duchess came to RH looking for new posters for this lovely forum. And this is my second arrival.

I need to correct this because it's just not true.

I never trolled RH looking for new members. I can't recall when I did join but I think it may have been very early this year & I might have a grand total of ¹⁄₂ dozen posts there and not a one of them being an invitation to join Mock. You were already a member here before I ever went to RH.

(07-18-2012, 03:47 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Good ol' Lockstep. You do realize 'Clang' that the only people who support 'Ma' 100 percent no matter what and reason be damned are you and all of his socks.

Say 'Ma' - Tell us again - How many sock accounts was it you're adept at running at once?

I only support him 99.9% of the time.

(07-18-2012, 03:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-18-2012, 03:47 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Good ol' Lockstep. You do realize 'Clang' that the only people who support 'Ma' 100 percent no matter what and reason be damned are you and all of his socks.

Say 'Ma' - Tell us again - How many sock accounts was it you're adept at running at once?

I only support him 99.9% of the time.

Any of us who know you could do a 'Clang' schtick in our sleep. See ya around sock.

Self esteem boost x9000!

Once upon a time there was a lonely gnome who wanted friends. So he ran around to all the fairy tale characters and whispered sweet things to them, so they would like him more. But he was only pretending, and soon none of the fairy tale creatures would talk to him except the trolls. The trolls thought the gnome was a funny little character, and they liked when he danced for them. So they found a bit of tin foil and fashioned it into a circle, and pretended to make him their "king". For a while, all was good.

But the gnome still wanted real friends so he occasionally tried to approach other fairy tale creatures. But every time he became upset the gnome would run back to his pretend friends the trolls, and cry how the other creatures were mean to him. So the trolls would pretend to stomp and huff and make lots of rude noises in order to scare the fairy tale creatures. But trolls are stupid and easily bored; eventually they tired of this game and wandered off to measure their farts against one another, and were never heard from again.

Now the gnome was sad, because he had no real friends and no pretend friends and everyone had left him alone in his pretend kingdom. So he took the rest of his tin foil crown, tore bits of it off and made little tiny men even smaller than himself, and named them big fancy names. Sometimes he called them after his vanished troll friends, sometimes he called them new names, and sometimes he just made up random noises. When he was finished, the gnome took all his little tin foil men and went to the Fairy tale creatures' house. He set up all the little tiny tinfoil men outside the door, then hid in the bushes. When the fairy tale creatures answered, the hidden gnome pretended to talk for the little tiny tinfoil men, and said "How do you do? I am a complete stranger who would like to ask if you have met my friend the gnome who is not me? He is very wonderful."

But none of the fairy tale creatures were fooled; the billy goats gruff ate several of the little tiny tinfoil men, the other creatures made rude noises, and one talking lion pooped on the bush where the gnome was hiding. The gnome was happy for a moment, because the lionpoop temporarily confused the other creatures by disguising the gnome. He was so happy he began to grin widely, which caused the lionpoop to fall into his mouth and make him choke and gag. But then he became angry because the queen of clubs swung her mallet, knocking off the poop and revealing the gnome for what he was. Enraged, the gnome flung piles of poop everywhere he could; but the queen of clubs swung her mallet again and squashed the gnome dead.

The moral of my story, boys and girls, is this: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy; not everyone who knocks shit off of you is your friend; and never trust a gnome with a troll crown and a shit-eating grin.

Wow!!

That was hilarious!!

Donovan is not part of Mock's problem.

I kind of wish we'd stop talking about Mock's "problem". Except for some trolls trying to get in and the occasional run on the forum from other sites, I don't see some big problem. Except for Dick going AWOL and whatever preceded that.

I trust Duchess and her ban hammer to take care of the bullshit.

But friendly advice to RG and Dono. Your point has been made. I don't see any benefit in beating that horse any longer.

(07-18-2012, 05:10 PM)username Wrote: But friendly advice to RG and Dono. Your point has been made. I don't see any benefit in beating that horse any longer.

'Ma' is counting on it. See my post to Ramsey.

(07-18-2012, 05:13 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(07-18-2012, 05:10 PM)username Wrote: But friendly advice to RG and Dono. Your point has been made. I don't see any benefit in beating that horse any longer.

'Ma' is counting on it. See my post to Ramsey.

Duchess has a brain; if you think Ma has done something that should cause him to get banned, pm it to her if you can't post it here without getting yourself banned.

You got yourself banned for awhile quibbling with the little fucker. I'd rather not see Duchess get sick of it and swing her ban hammer at your stubborn, fat head again. JMO.

Repeating the same shit over and over again isn't helpful or interesting.

I'm good, I was just sharing a fun story. I think I'm gonna recuse myself from any further debate on the subject because Duchess has made it clear she's got something cooking. Overall life is pretty dandy...

Good. I hope your pig-headed buddy follows suit.

My pigheaded buddy is like a pitbull, sweetest dog in the world just don't try to take his chew toy or you'll lose a finger. Or a hand.

(07-18-2012, 05:23 PM)username Wrote:

(07-18-2012, 05:13 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(07-18-2012, 05:10 PM)username Wrote: But friendly advice to RG and Dono. Your point has been made. I don't see any benefit in beating that horse any longer.

'Ma' is counting on it. See my post to Ramsey.

Duchess has a brain; if you think Ma has done something that should cause him to get banned, pm it to her if you can't post it here without getting yourself banned.

You got yourself banned for awhile quibbling with the little fucker. I'd rather not see Duchess get sick of it and swing her ban hammer at your stubborn, fat head again. JMO.

Repeating the same shit over and over again isn't helpful or interesting.

I got banned for call 'Ma' by the first name he uses every other place any of us know him from. If you're going to try and check me get your facts straight.

Hey thanks for the great tips though.

(07-18-2012, 06:06 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I got banned for call 'Ma' by the first name he uses every other place any of us know him from.

You get a public apology for that. I'm sorry.

Upon reflection I think I should have just stepped back and let you guys fight it out. I shouldn't have gotten involved. It always works better when I let Members solve their community issues.

Not a problem. Consider me at your service.