(07-29-2012, 10:54 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: ^You might have a point there. Seems like it IS far more fun to scream bloody murder over being gangbanged than admit that maybe it wasn't such a great idea to enter that Hell's Angels bar dressed in a black leather minidress in the first place.

Quote:No Ily you're not wrong

Remind me to paypal you the fee for my shrink plus an additional 10%, because, boy, you're making me feel much, much better than he ever does.

You oughtta see what I can do in person. No charge. Some of us are just people pleasers.

Don't I know it.
And you know damn well I'd take you up on that offer in a NY second if not for some pesky little details - like that damned ocean between us...

Yeah there is that. Plus I have this girlfriend now (shhhh Cracker thinks she's imaginary) BUT she has a bit of a wild side and when we had the "Bucket list/Fuckit list" talk about what celebrity would garner a free pass, I said "wellll, there IS this girl overseas..."

I believe I could get her to see potential in a triangular sort of arrangement . Three sides, three angles, sometimes geometry is sexy as hell.

Ha, finally found a girl tough enough to take you on, eh? Awesome, congrats!
Of course she'd have to have a wild side, you wouldn't waste time for one of those limp girly-girls after all. And since her existence obviously doesn't force me to start behaving when it comes to you, she's already dear to me, lol!

mmmh, Dono/gf/Ily geometry - now that could turn out to be the one implementation capable of endearing me to this bloody mathematics crap.

(07-29-2012, 12:29 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Ha, finally found a girl tough enough to take you on, eh? Awesome, congrats!
Of course she'd have to have a wild side, you wouldn't waste time for one of those limp girly-girls after all. And since her existence obviously doesn't force me to start behaving when it comes to you, she's already dear to me, lol!

mmmh, Dono/gf/Ily geometry - now that could turn out to be the one implementation capable of endearing me to this bloody mathematics crap.

Yeah, I think I finally figured out after years of chasing "normal" girls, I'm just not cut out for that world. It's like spending an extended period of time studying aliens.

As for geometry: just think if there were three of of us, all the theorems we could prove...

Quote:Yeah, I think I finally figured out after years of chasing "normal" girls, I'm just not cut out for that world.

I WISH I could say 'I told you so', but I seriously forgot if I ever did. Probably not, knowing that you enjoyed the chase way too much to just stop on my recommendation

Quote: just think if there were three of of us

Now THAT I know I told you before, repeatedly so, and so did Gear. You were the one backing out every time - with a less than legit reason, I might add. Oh well, better late than never, lol!

(07-29-2012, 01:21 PM)Donovan Wrote: all the theorems we could prove...

lol, all the probability laws we could break...


Damn, I think we're hijacking this thread - is that frowned upon 'round here?

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: MockForums.net

Home of the pseudo intellectual geriatrics that never went anywhere in life.

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Okay, not really, it's just totally damn silly and cute.

Bitches love the seed.

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You little recruiter, you.

I find it ironic that a troll hole has a better grasp on class, dignity, morality, and integrity than the self-acclaimed "high caliber" Mockforums. Then again, it's only ironic from the standpoint that Mockforums is not a troll forum, whereas I see it as a breeding ground for trolls. "Mockery" is a characteristic of trolling.

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Wait, hold up there... Now I'm half worried that you don't really find me a swell lassy after all and that you might have some kind of agenda. Damn it, I hate being so gullible. Heartbreaker.

I love sassy lassies.

One of my turn ons is a womans that can physically and mentally spar with me. I once had an MMA sparring match with a young lady. Jesus Christ. The things I would have done to her. Mmmmmmm. I'm talking climb-the-wall-Lestat-style-romping.

I also love a woman who will not cry when I call her a cunt and respond with a demoralizing retort about how small my dick is and that I'm incapable of satisfying her.

Although, I've never called a woman in a relationship a cunt. Strange. I should do that one day.

Jibbles, you're a goddamn bawl baby. Wah Wah Wah. You've done nothing but bitch & complain. What kind of moron stays in a place that makes him so cranky? Be an adult & remove yourself from the situation. Is that too difficult of a concept for you to understand?

Far from cranky. This is fun and entertaining to me.

Also, "done nothing but bitch & complain" - could you exaggerate any more? Talk about being an adult.

Muwahahaha.

Did you not take notice that I "bawl wah wah wah" when someone else brings it up (in this topic, it was Lassy)?

Or are you "assuming" all I do is baw and bitch?

Because that would be pretty "dumb".

I haven't assumed anything, I've been reading your complaining posts.

How are you, Duchess?

Why do you get up so early? I'm about to go to bed within the hour.

(07-30-2012, 06:14 AM)Jibbles Wrote: How are you, Duchess?

Why do you get up so early? I'm about to go to bed within the hour.

I'd be close to perfection if I hadn't woken up to a bawlin' baby bitchflake.

Early morning is my favorite time of day. I swim or go for a ride before it gets too hot for my horse.

(07-30-2012, 05:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Jibbles, you're a goddamn bawl baby. Wah Wah Wah. You've done nothing but bitch & complain. What kind of moron stays in a place that makes him so cranky? Be an adult & remove yourself from the situation. Is that too difficult of a concept for you to understand?

Seriously Jibbles...i think mock has been more than over the moon patient with your ass and frankly i wish duchess would ban you. trying to entice people from mock to leave for reject havan is like trying to get us to leave the italian riviera for a ticket on the titanic to a kkk rally in Omaha.

You are the one who doesn't get it. We not only appreciate having class acts like duchess and lady cop at the helm but we adore them too...we want them to keep the riff raff out of the channels so our invested time on mock is spent With bright and interesting people...

By all means honey, go on back to wherever and jump into that mass chaos of weirdo/loser land or explore your entrepreneur side and start another site but LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! Either join us and contribute or STFU.

(07-30-2012, 06:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Early morning is my favorite time of day. I swim or go for a ride before it gets too hot for my horse.

I never understood the whole equestrian thing. Almost every woman I've dated or mingled with has ridden horses at one point or another. I like looking at horses, cool creatures, do not enjoy being around them. I think it's the smell?

(07-30-2012, 06:39 AM)pspence Wrote: Seriously Jibbles...i think mock has been more than over the moon patient with your ass and frankly i wish duchess would ban you.

Riddle me this. Why hasnt she?

(07-30-2012, 06:39 AM)pspence Wrote: trying to entice people from mock to leave for reject havan is like trying to get us to

Surely you can't be this stupid, can you? Do you know the definition of "mock"? Seriously. This is your cue to facepalm.

Spelled out for you: I'm not trying to recruit. I'm mocking Mock.

(07-30-2012, 06:39 AM)pspence Wrote: Either join us and contribute or STFU.

As a collective whole, the lot of you spend more time bitching about me than I do about you.

Did you happen to look at my recent posting activity, by any chance?

Keep putting your foot in your mouth, I love seeing you try to walk. It's funny.

(07-30-2012, 07:21 AM)Jibbles Wrote: I never understood the whole equestrian thing.

Nothing like controlling 1500 lbs of muscle with just your thighs alone.

Kiddin', just kiddin'.

I took my horse to college with me. Hahaha! Not kidding.

(07-30-2012, 07:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Nothing like controlling 1500 lbs of muscle with just your thighs alone.

Kiddin', just kiddin'.

I took my horse to college with me. Hahaha! Not kidding.

How long do horses typically live? How many have you owned?

Some can live quite long lives, as long as 30 yrs. I don't have any now that have lived that long. Most of my horses are rescues, retired racehorses except for the one I ride almost exclusively. I don't know how many I've owned, more than 20.

The only horse I'm truly fond of are Clivesdales? I think.

Went to Macinaw island, Michigan three-four years ago. They were pulling carriages and freight and what not. They smelled awful, but look so awesome. Kind of wanted to dress them up in armor and ride them like a knight.

I love the smell of horse. I associate it with nothing but happiness.

(07-30-2012, 04:00 AM)Jibbles Wrote:

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: MockForums.net

Home of the pseudo intellectual geriatrics that never went anywhere in life.

Yeah, it's pretty diverse in here. That's why I like it. There are young people, senior citizens, lots of us in the middle age-wise, crime junkies, intellectuals and probably some psuedo-lots-o-things, people who like to bitch, people who like to play... Many of us probably cross lots of those categories. So, I can't argue with your statement; I think Mock is home to many types of personalities and that's a major reason why I like it here.

(07-30-2012, 04:00 AM)Jibbles Wrote: Bitches love the seed.

Only women bleed. Sorry, Jibbles, your statement reminded me of the first line of the Alice Cooper song.
I don't think I've been a bitch to you at all, but guess it could be subjective. I've liked posting with you since you re-emerged, so if what you call "the seed" is planted in those posts, no argument there either.

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You little recruiter, you.

(07-30-2012, 04:00 AM)Jibbles Wrote: I find it ironic that a troll hole has a better grasp on class, dignity, morality, and integrity than the self-acclaimed "high caliber" Mockforums. Then again, it's only ironic from the standpoint that Mockforums is not a troll forum, whereas I see it as a breeding ground for trolls. "Mockery" is a characteristic of trolling.

You and a few others from your place seem hell bent on posting that Mock is a troll hole. I can infer the reason for your public insistence, but I'm not really concerned about it.

I understand Duchess's disagreement with your "troll hole" statement, and I also disagree that it's an accurate characterization. I'm just not affected by your claim or opinion in this regard. I can agree to disagree there and don't think it's worth any further post investment on my part. Meh.

I do find it odd that you want to stay at Mock given all of the negative things you said about this message board and its membership and leadership. Seems like you want to make Mock just like your other place. I don't think Mock is going to change for you and I think you're smart enough to know that. But, I support your right to protest, and the rights of others to mock it (like I did with the signature line), tell you to fuck off, or whatever they see fit.

I don't know about your other place, Jibbles, other than a quick look in passing. So I'm not qualified or interested in comparing it to Mock.

(07-29-2012, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Wait, hold up there... Now I'm half worried that you don't really find me a swell lassy after all and that you might have some kind of agenda. Damn it, I hate being so gullible. Heartbreaker.

(07-30-2012, 04:00 AM)Jibbles Wrote: I love sassy lassies.

I also love a woman who will not cry when I call her a cunt and respond with a demoralizing retort about how small my dick is and that I'm incapable of satisfying her.

Although, I've never called a woman in a relationship a cunt. Strange. I should do that one day.

I mocked your signature line and suggested that you might have an agenda other than just contributing and posting with us (and me, particulary, in jest). So, I don't understand your last comment in context to this discussion?

I don't believe that you've ever called me a "cunt", even when you were "sticking your e-dick in the Mock hornet's nest"; and I don't think that's what you're doing here now- correct me if I'm wrong. I'm almost certain that I've never responded to any jabs from anyone with retorts related to dick size or functionality. So, there's been no cunt or dick jabbing in our exchanges AFAIK and that won't change on my end.


If you really want to be here and post as an individual, I'll be glad. I like reading your non-drama posts and posting with you; like sparring too.

If your goal is to cause problems or push for Mock to become what you think it should be, I think you'll be disappointed. I'm here, in part, because of how Mock is run, not despite it. I'd guess that I'm not alone in that respect.

Arrivederci, Jibbles...