I see. Thanks for the replies, Jibbles.

And a big thank you, again, for not trying to steal pspence away from us.

I don't think any uninvited dick or cunt jabs is likely to occur between us at this time, but you never know what the future holds.

I don't know about you, but tonight is going to hold a few frozen screwdrivers and naked twister for me.

Living la vida loca!

(07-30-2012, 05:40 PM)Jibbles Wrote: I imagine you as a chihuahua, ESAD. I bet she'd dress you up in sweaters during winter. Lucky cur.

it's pretty much a paid for vacation.

(07-30-2012, 05:38 PM)ESAD Wrote: I will become a lapdog for any woman the day she starts sucking my cock, chipping in on the bills and makes my dinner... I don't see Duchess making that kinda lifestyle choice, do you?

I'm not a very good cook.

(07-30-2012, 05:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 05:38 PM)ESAD Wrote: I will become a lapdog for any woman the day she starts sucking my cock, chipping in on the bills and makes my dinner... I don't see Duchess making that kinda lifestyle choice, do you?

I'm not a very good cook.

Takeout?

(07-30-2012, 05:47 PM)Jibbles Wrote: I don't know about you, but tonight is going to hold a few frozen screwdrivers and naked twister for me.

Living la vida loca!

Sounds fun, Jibbles Appleseed.

Nothing quite so exciting for me. I'm working and doing naked yoga, sober and solitaire. But it's a good work out for the weekend and the old dude across the street seems to appreciate the view and brings me bagels twice a week. So, there's that...

All that hard work just to eat the bagels and moonwalk straight back to the same place.

(07-30-2012, 05:55 PM)ESAD Wrote: All that hard work just to eat the bagels and moonwalk straight back to the same place.

I like bagels.

I bet.

(07-30-2012, 05:52 PM)ESAD Wrote: Takeout?

Sure but I think I've got a better idea.

You told me once that you like to cook, we could stay at home & cook together after we go for a swim. I'll sit at the island and keep your wine glass filled & I'll do the cleanup when you are finished, then we'll sit on the patio and smoke a lil' weed.

(07-30-2012, 05:57 PM)ESAD Wrote: I bet.

You'd win.

My Tuesday and Thursday carb splurge; a bagel with cream cheese. Simple pleasures.

(07-30-2012, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 05:52 PM)ESAD Wrote: Takeout?

Sure but I think I've got a better idea.

You told me once that you like to cook, we could stay at home & cook together after we go for a swim. I'll sit at the island and keep your wine glass filled & I'll do the cleanup when you are finished, then we'll sit on the patio and smoke a lil' weed.

Okeydokey, I will ring you when I'm 20mins away like last time.

Hey jibbles hopefully she will dress me up in the small jumper again, paid vacation...

(07-30-2012, 05:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sounds fun, Jibbles Appleseed.

Oh em gee. You're precious.

(07-30-2012, 05:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I like bagels.

Favorite type? This is a matter of life or death.

(07-30-2012, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: You told me once that you like to cook, we could stay at home & cook together after we go for a swim. I'll sit at the island and keep your wine glass filled & I'll do the cleanup when you are finished, then we'll sit on the patio and smoke a lil' weed. [/i][/size]

Make him clean the pool and make him wear a banana hammock!

(07-30-2012, 06:11 PM)ESAD Wrote: Hey jibbles hopefully she will dress me up in the small jumper again

(07-30-2012, 06:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 06:11 PM)ESAD Wrote: Hey jibbles hopefully she will dress me up in the small jumper again

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

I'm cleaning house.

(07-30-2012, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 05:52 PM)ESAD Wrote: Takeout?

Sure but I think I've got a better idea.

You told me once that you like to cook, we could stay at home & cook together after we go for a swim. I'll sit at the island and keep your wine glass filled & I'll do the cleanup when you are finished, then we'll sit on the patio and smoke a lil' weed.

Fuck Esad, you can take me. No one ever cleans up (except me) when I'm done cooking.

I saw a chick with sideburns once & ever since then I've worried about growing a 'stache. *shudders*

(07-30-2012, 06:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I saw a chick with sideburns once & ever since then I've worried about growing a 'stache. *shudders*

Was her name Freddie Mercury?

(07-30-2012, 06:22 PM)sally Wrote: Fuck Esad, you can take me. No one ever cleans up (except me) when I'm done cooking.

I would do the cleanup every single time you cooked for me/us. I'm also the one that offers to run to the store when you discover you need something at the last minute as you begin to prepare dinner. I'm shameless when it comes to getting someone to cook, I'll do pretty much whatever it takes.

Yip yip yip