(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.

That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.

Just a troll being all trolly.

Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?

(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.

Just a troll being all trolly.

Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?

Jeezus Jimbone. Seriously? You mean he didn't really run into the house & wait while his mom called the cops & animal control?

*face palm*

Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says, so I was just playing along.

Plus, I haven't eaten lunch today so I am a little punchy.

Either way I'm covered.

Can I go home?

(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Plus, I haven't eaten lunch today so I am a little punchy.

Me either & it makes me grouchy. I'm hot, filthy & smell like a horse too.

I wish I had a slave...or a houseboy.

You're setting your sights too low... you should want both.

(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says

You'll pretty much never have to worry about that with me.

(08-03-2012, 04:33 PM)Jimbone Wrote: You're setting your sights too low... you should want both.

I want YOU! Come & draw me a bubble bath & once I'm lounging in it I'd like you to bring me a glass of wine & please turn my music on, I never remember until I'm already laid back in the bubbles. While I'm soaking I'd like you to prepare an antipasto salad for me, no meat, house Italian.

Please & thank you.

Hey, I want some antipasto. Scoot over.

Well it's better than slinging horse poop, so sure, I'll do it.

(08-03-2012, 04:52 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Well it's better than slinging horse poop, so sure, I'll do it.

I already have people that do that. No worries.

(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.

That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.

Just a troll being all trolly.

Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?

Fuck you, it did really happen.

(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says, so I was just playing along.

Plus, I haven't eaten lunch today so I am a little punchy.

Either way I'm covered.

Nonsense? Again fuck you, I post mostly facts. Its not my fault if you choose not to believe them.

(08-03-2012, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.

Just a troll being all trolly.

Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?

Jeezus Jimbone. Seriously? You mean he didn't really run into the house & wait while his mom called the cops & animal control?

*face palm*

I totally did do that.

(08-03-2012, 05:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.

That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.

Just a troll being all trolly.

Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?

Fuck you, it did really happen.

No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.

Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?

(08-03-2012, 04:38 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says

You'll pretty much never have to worry about that with me.

(08-03-2012, 05:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 05:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.

That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.

Just a troll being all trolly.

Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?

Fuck you, it did really happen.

No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.

Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?

(08-03-2012, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 05:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.

Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?

Seriously Clang, I was just looking for a small detail to mock the whole story. Didn't turn out like I'd planned.

I'm sorry.

(08-03-2012, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm hot, filthy & smell like a horse too.

Slaving over the squirrel soup?

(08-03-2012, 05:45 PM)username Wrote: Slaving over the squirrel soup?

That was an easy appetizer to prepare.

I'm hot & filthy from rustling up & skinning a side of beef. My horse & I chased that sumbitch down & I threw a lasso around it. It's sweaty work, ma'am.