How does anyone really know that Clang didn't hit a baby rabbit with his mower? I stepped on a dwarf rabbit once, he's was under my foot as I was coming off a step ladder. He squealed and I heard his bones crack underneath my foot, I cried my eyes out afterwards and he somehow wasn't even injured. God must have been with him that day unlike Clang's rabbit.

I think it's possible to run over a baby bunny with a mower. Yeah. They are very tiny.

Sally The Rabbit Chiropractor.

Sometimes I think maybe God plays favorites in the present in order to rectify his past little screw-ups. I mean, why only save the dwarf?

God has a sense of humor?
(Rhetorical.)

Can you imagine God taking the time to lighten Sally's footfall to the point the the rabbit lived but suffered enough to squeal and crack?

Why not blink Sally out of existence and remanifest her in Tibet but only for long enough for the rabbit to escape but then erase her memory of the trip so she wouldn't be upset or feel off center?

Then again maybe God was teaching the rabbit a lesson. Or maybe he was using the rabbit to teach Sally to not go stomping around everywhere.

Sally, give thanks to the rabbit. He suffered so you don't have to. His pain is your gain.

Every thread, every post, every word, I am grateful you're not God.

If I was God I'd quit.

Sadly, I think the Christian God already did while the Muslim God is furiously working overtime.
:(

Yeah! Clockmaker God. Hit the button, turned out the lights, locked the door and split.

Whatever you say Clangster, my bad.

It must have been a terminator bunny from the future... you know the ones with the titanium skulls that survive rotating mower blades. I know why you ran now actually... they are scary mofo's where their little cyber-bunny eyes start to glow red.

Thanks for saving humanity by decapitating it!

Maybe Clang shouldn't have such a faggoty ass lawnmower.

(08-03-2012, 07:06 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Yeah! Clockmaker God. Hit the button, turned out the lights, locked the door and split.

I like the clockwork Diest God. If I were God, that's the kind I'd be.

I'd really love to start a few theology threads, but I'm having a super hard time caring.

Sally - How was Tibet?

(08-03-2012, 01:00 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

Bet that's the first time you ever saw a nut bury a squirrel.

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though.

Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

Your mom called the cops you're kidding right?

(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 12:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's what did him in. Fucker. He ruined my day.

I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

That's definitely over the top....now if she takes it home and buries it with a service and a solo, we've got some major issues going on...

(08-03-2012, 08:40 PM)pspence Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though.

Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

Your mom called the cops you're kidding right?

She called the police department, not 911. They in return contacted animal control to go out and assess the situation. Clang was too distraught to talk so big mama had to lead them to the mower where the body was removed and pictures were taken. Jesus Christ Pspence, you're a retard.

(08-03-2012, 08:52 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 08:40 PM)pspence Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though.

Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.

Your mom called the cops you're kidding right?

She called the police department, not 911. They in return contacted animal control to go out and assess the situation. Clang was too distraught to talk so big mama had to lead them to the mower where the body was removed and pictures were taken. Jesus Christ Pspence, you're a retard.

I cannot imagine an animal control officer, wasting their time on an infant bunny stuck in a lawn mower that was already dead...call me crazy.

Trust me, those fools are working off our dime, they'll come out for a dead frog. I just had them at my house the other day because the elementry school complained that someone was throwing dog shit over the fence into the special area section. It's my 14 year old son's job to pick up the dog poop and him and his little Chinese friend must of thought it was real funny to throw it in the school yard.