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08-05-2012, 10:26 AM


Have you enjoyed a serious, toe curling lip lock recently? Smiley_emoticons_smile
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08-05-2012, 12:41 PM


I know why no one has responded to this. I wouldn't want to kiss a bump on a log either.
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08-05-2012, 12:45 PM
A gentleman never kisses and tells.
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08-05-2012, 01:14 PM
Im no gentleman what you wanna know.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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08-05-2012, 01:19 PM
(08-05-2012, 01:14 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im no gentleman what you wanna know.


hah

Have you enjoyed a serious, toe curling lip lock recently?
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08-05-2012, 01:42 PM
I had some girl lip lock my cock does that include.
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08-05-2012, 02:06 PM
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Did "she" have an adam's apple?

If so, I humbly suggest, "No".
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08-05-2012, 02:07 PM
No it wasnt your dad this time.
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08-05-2012, 05:12 PM
Necrophiliac and potentially gayish.
My dad's dead.
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08-05-2012, 06:05 PM
Another thread banked hard left right outa the gate.
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08-05-2012, 06:11 PM


Happens all the time & I never care when it happens in my threads. I wouldn't insist people stay on topic, I find it impossible to do so myself.
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08-05-2012, 06:15 PM
Agreed.

Back on topic - Some chick tried to bend me over earlier. Not necessarily my thing but pretty hot none the less. That count?
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08-05-2012, 06:40 PM
Well for a stiffy he was ace.
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08-05-2012, 08:36 PM
(08-05-2012, 06:15 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Agreed.

Back on topic - Some chick tried to bend me over earlier. Not necessarily my thing but pretty hot none the less. That count?

And there we have the makings of the beginning of a love story.
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08-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Too bad I nailed all the dildos to telephone poles.

You just don't get to type a sentence like that everyday.
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08-05-2012, 09:01 PM
(08-05-2012, 08:44 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Too bad I nailed all the dildos to telephone poles.

You just don't get to type a sentence like that everyday.

Better than having all the dildos nail you, I suppose.
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08-05-2012, 09:07 PM
The term is pegging. There's a "Dr" that says all men should try it. I don't recall his name but I could probably find it if someone needs that final bit advice to take action. I'd council the potential peg'ee shop a second opinion were it up to me.
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08-05-2012, 09:09 PM
(08-05-2012, 06:05 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Another thread banked hard left right outa the gate.

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08-05-2012, 09:10 PM
Drildo's FTW!!!!!!!!
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08-05-2012, 09:14 PM
Yet another thing to not be busy with when Jesus shows up.

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