Time to find someone in their wrong mind.

(08-13-2012, 04:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.

Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).

Next match, please!

I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.

BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.

I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.

I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that!)

Well, the way you're presenting yourself, it sounds as though you have a better chance at hitting this weeks Powerball than landing a gig at JCPenneys as a stock boy.

BTW, I didn't know you were also 300lbs?

Time to start pushing yourself away from the table a little sooner.

At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

If I was actually over 1000 lbs I would have killed myself by now. Seriously.

Plus it would make it hard to get out to all the free movies, concerts and events me and my brother win from the radio stations.

FYI, I can still fit quite comfortably into a regular sized booth or movie seat.

(08-13-2012, 04:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 04:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.

Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).

Next match, please!

I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.

BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.

I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.

I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that!)

Well, the way you're presenting yourself, it sounds as though you have a better chance at hitting this weeks Powerball than landing a gig at JCPenneys as a stock boy.

BTW, I didn't know you were also 300lbs?

Time to start pushing yourself away from the table a little sooner.

Yep, 310 lbs at last weigh in. Thank God I'm 6' tall or else I'd be waddling around.

(08-13-2012, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yep, 310 lbs at last weigh in. Thank God I'm 6' tall or else I'd be waddling around.

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Cheers:

Norm enters the bar, walking to his stool.

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, whatchya up to?

Norm: My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall.

(08-13-2012, 04:46 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Time to find someone in their wrong mind.

This ^^^ was actually very good and noone gave you mad props.

(08-13-2012, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

If I was actually over 1000 lbs I would have killed myself by now. Seriously.

Plus it would make it hard to get out to all the free movies, concerts and events me and my brother win from the radio stations.

FYI, I can still fit quite comfortably into a regular sized booth or movie seat.

Seems you failed maths there mr potato head.

Gratsi

I've always secretly believed Clang really looks like this and the whole unemployed 300lb crossdressing mommas boy is really just a troll.

(08-13-2012, 05:51 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

If I was actually over 1000 lbs I would have killed myself by now. Seriously.

Plus it would make it hard to get out to all the free movies, concerts and events me and my brother win from the radio stations.

FYI, I can still fit quite comfortably into a regular sized booth or movie seat.

Seems you failed maths there mr potato head.

And you failed English, cunt.

The way I read it intially was 300 times 3.5 which would equal 1050.
Not 300 times 3 divided in half which would equal 450.

(08-13-2012, 05:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I've always secretly believed Clang really looks like this and the whole unemployed 300lb crossdressing mommas boy is really just a troll.

I will probably never look like that even if I started proper diet, exercise and weight lifting.

Yeah sure bud.

(08-13-2012, 05:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I've always secretly believed Clang really looks like this and the whole unemployed 300lb crossdressing mommas boy is really just a troll.

Nope.

LOL

I really laughed out loud. Not because you look all that bad Clang (it could be worse), but it was still funny.

And that pic is at least 4 years old. I'm most likely even fatter.

It's like one of those p90x before/after type deals.

(08-13-2012, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote: I really laughed out loud. Not because you look all that bad Clang, but it was still funny.

Yeah, its ok. I laugh at myself too. Its the only way to get by sometimes in these tough times.