Agreed. Can you help me get up on my cross after I help you get up on yours? How's this gonna work?

(08-29-2012, 02:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Agreed. Can you help me get up on my cross after I help you get up on yours? How's this gonna work?

Haha!

No idea, but I've heard someone's supposed to bring nails or something. And ffs, stop staring up my skirt, willya?!? This is serious bizness!

As anyone who's ever attempted a self-crucifixion will tell you - The last nails a bitch.

The drowning scorpion will tell you why I won't stop looking up your skirt.

Quote:The last nails a bitch.

Did I ever mention that this makes me laugh hysterically each and every time?

Quote:The drowning scorpion will tell you why I won't stop looking up your skirt.

(08-29-2012, 01:38 PM)username Wrote:

(08-29-2012, 01:36 PM)Riotgear Wrote: As long as you promise I won't have to do anything I don't want to do I guess it's alright.

*inserts herself in conversation since it's a thread about ME, supposedly*

What don't you want to do?

Stuck up bitch.

Its a thread about me too.

Not that I care. I know better than to try and stop Ily from derailing a thread. Plus this thread is keeping me arous...er...entertained.

(08-29-2012, 01:54 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: In case nobody got it, btw, we are doing a public service here by showing Clang how to work his way into your underwear. At least that's what I'm gonna tell the judge if things don't turn out the way they should.

Whats that? I can't hear you over the sound of my printer printing up this evidence...I mean thread.

(08-29-2012, 03:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I know better than to try and stop Ily from derailing a thread. Plus this thread is keeping me arous...er...entertained.

hehe, smart Cla.. hey wait a minute, why do I get the sole blame here?!? Gear totally came on to me first, you should have seen the way he sat there looking at me and stuff!

(08-29-2012, 03:39 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:

(08-29-2012, 03:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I know better than to try and stop Ily from derailing a thread. Plus this thread is keeping me arous...er...entertained.

hehe, smart Cla.. hey wait a minute, why do I get the sole blame here?!? Gear totally came on to me first, you should have seen the way he sat there looking at me and stuff!

Tell it to the judge.

You know you'll be totally screwed (again, hehe) if that judge happens to be male, right?

If you can't beat em join em I always say. What's the worst that could happen?

(08-29-2012, 03:39 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:

(08-29-2012, 03:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I know better than to try and stop Ily from derailing a thread. Plus this thread is keeping me arous...er...entertained.

hehe, smart Cla.. hey wait a minute, why do I get the sole blame here?!? Gear totally came on to me first, you should have seen the way he sat there looking at me and stuff!

You get the blame because..er...*hides the containers of the fast food bribe from Gear*


And because even though Gear is a paranoid nutbag/asshole us males have to stick together.

Maybe if you get in the kitchen and bring me some sandwiches and beers I might forget your part in it too.

(08-29-2012, 03:50 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: You know you'll be totally screwed (again, hehe) if that judge happens to be male, right?

And your screwed if he's male and blind.

*puts on a wig and dress*

ah, you haven't heard me purr "Your honor" yet.

(08-29-2012, 05:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-29-2012, 03:39 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:

(08-29-2012, 03:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I know better than to try and stop Ily from derailing a thread. Plus this thread is keeping me arous...er...entertained.

hehe, smart Cla.. hey wait a minute, why do I get the sole blame here?!? Gear totally came on to me first, you should have seen the way he sat there looking at me and stuff!

You get the blame because..er...*hides the containers of the fast food bribe from Gear*


And because even though Gear is a paranoid nutbag/asshole us males have to stick together.

Maybe if you get in the kitchen and bring me some sandwiches and beers I might forget your part in it too.

Nutbag asshole? Now you're just trying to be hurtful.

What's this about a bribe? Gear accepts bribes without reservation.

dammit, I read bride instead of bribe. I was... disconcerted for a moment.

Quote:Maybe if you get in the kitchen and bring me some sandwiches and beers I might forget your part in it too.

Of course, dear, right away dear. What kind of sandwich would you like to have?

(08-29-2012, 06:57 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Of course, dear, right away dear. What kind of sandwich would you like to have?

Kid is going to love you.

Wait until I start driving kid (and clang) crazy with endless questions about how the sandwich should look like, what ingredients they want, what kind of beer, what temperature etc. Usually drives the guys to finally get up and do it, themselves. Neat trick my mother taught me.

I make a goddamn spectacular salami sandwich. So good in fact that when I really want a sandwich I don't trust anyone but myself to make it.

Same is true with masterbation. If you really want it done right you gotta do it yourself.