Did you have a nice summer, Mockers? Make some memories?

Back to work!

(09-04-2012, 07:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Did you have a nice summer, Mockers? Make some memories?

Fuck the weather. Actually, what I meant was

FUCK THE FUCKING WEATHER!!

Cool ocean breeze here- high 70's, blowing all the hot sticky smog air inland a bit- just east of us...

Still waiting for the heat to break here

Meh, it was ok. It went by much faster this year than it usually does.

This summer was easily the best summer I've had in years! I'm sad to see it go. Usually, I'm excited for fall but not this year. I didn't even want my kids to go back to school.

I personally had a great summer, and the extremely hot weather made it so.

Many, many days at the pool with the kids and evenings on the new deck with my wife. Backyard bbq's etc. Very enjoyable.

Didn't play as much golf as I would've liked, but, other than that, it was good!

I like going to the driving range in the fall with a bucket and letting loose. Lotsa fun.

I tried to take up golf for a minute, then realized that if I wanted to smash balls the range was much more efficient and if I wanted to stroll through a park I could do that without lugging expensive clubs. And putting is more fun when there are windmills...

I would rather go to a batting cage than hit golf balls. Golf is boring.

(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck

What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

(09-05-2012, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck

What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

Never pursued it, but we ended up in their pool, very drunk. If it was ever going to happen, it was probably then. She's very attractive. I doubt anyone would have to twist my arm very hard.

(09-05-2012, 04:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck

What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

Never pursued it, but we ended up in their pool, very drunk. If it was ever going to happen, it was probably then. She's very attractive. I doubt anyone would have to twist my arm very hard.

your wife should twist your peepee hard!

Hahaha!

(09-05-2012, 04:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck

What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

Never pursued it, but we ended up in their pool, very drunk. If it was ever going to happen, it was probably then. She's very attractive. I doubt anyone would have to twist my arm very hard.

That doesn't say much about you. Glad you are not my husband.

Hey, is her husband attractive? Would you have to twist your wife's arm to hook up with him? How would you feel if she did?

(09-05-2012, 04:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 04:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck

What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

Never pursued it, but we ended up in their pool, very drunk. If it was ever going to happen, it was probably then. She's very attractive. I doubt anyone would have to twist my arm very hard.

your wife should twist your peepee hard!

I actually tease her all the time about neighbors or even total strangers being swingers that want to swap with us. It's nothing new, however, we've never actually tried it.

I couldn't do that. It would bother me a great deal to see him leave the room with someone else & know what was going to go down...heh, in more ways than one.

Never actually tried it doesn't make you better. You would and that is the problem. For me anyway. Maybe your wife doesn't mind.

(09-05-2012, 04:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 04:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 04:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 02:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-05-2012, 10:20 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: evenings on the new deck

What's the chances of you spouse swapping with those neighbors of yours that you got buzzed with a few weeks ago?

Never pursued it, but we ended up in their pool, very drunk. If it was ever going to happen, it was probably then. She's very attractive. I doubt anyone would have to twist my arm very hard.

your wife should twist your peepee hard!

I actually tease her all the time about neighbors or even total strangers being swingers that want to swap with us. It's nothing new, however, we've never actually tried it.

Would you admit it here if you did? I probably wouldn't. Not with all these pecking hens around.

Oh the stories I could tell.