To be fair, the camera does add an extra 10 pounds.

That has to be a hereditary disorder, I don't think the average person can get like that no matter how much they eat.

Gluttonus Maximus

Talk about pear shaped...

(09-22-2012, 07:57 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: To be fair, the camera does add an extra 10 pounds.

^
Agreed.
Planted a smile on my face, for sure!

she's a killer. story & pics at link:

A new documentary is set to reveal the astonishing true life story of a woman who testified falsely to murder but was found innocent on the grounds that her burgeoning obesity could never have allowed her to commit the crime.

TLC's Half-Ton Killer? tells of how, in March 2008, Texan Mayra Rosales, 31, told police officers that she had killed her two-year-old nephew, Eliseo Jr, by accidentally rolling on top of him while babysitting.

Such was her 1,100lb frame, Mayra imagined her story to be believable, but after doctors revealed that the boy could only have died from a blow to the head, the reality that she was so big she couldn't move her arm, became her attorney's main argument for her defense.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z27FfTPgdH

Chop off her bottom half and she ain't that bad looking. I'd tittyfuck her.

(09-22-2012, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Chop off her bottom half and she ain't that bad looking. I'd tittyfuck her.

You'd titty fuck your pillow, Clang. That's really not saying much.

(09-22-2012, 11:08 PM)sally Wrote:

(09-22-2012, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Chop off her bottom half and she ain't that bad looking. I'd tittyfuck her.

You'd titty fuck your pillow, Clang. That's really not saying much.

True.

*wonders if its worth the risk of shards of broken glass to tittyfuck his mirror image*

^I thought you were going to do a photochop.

I hope I get that mental image whenever I want more ice cream.

^
A scoop or two is fine.
It's when you take the lid off a half gallon without the intent of putting it back. That's bad.

Oh, I know that mechanism, it's called 'being on the rag' round here. That, or 'being socially responsible enough to not off the random mf that hurts my feelings'