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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
(10-07-2012, 08:14 PM)username Wrote: I just read a little Dawn dish washing detergent would lighten up the color.

I really shouldn't do that. Really. I'll probably end up with orange hair.

Hmmm...


It'll lighten up with time and washing. Don't use the "color keep" shampoo right away. Its terrible for your hair, but try using Suave and do double shampoos. Its probably lovely, you're just not used to it.
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Sally, are you really going to dress the baby as the pope for Halloween? I laugh when I picture that in my mind.
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Pointy hatsPriest........bring out....Priest...........your pointy hats....Priest
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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This morning while going to the bus stop, it turned out that was frost, not dew on the windows of the car.
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You better keep that shit up there, I'm not ready for it.
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We went to a local pumpkin patch yesterday with my family where they have hay rides and corn mazes and a bunch of stuff and very nearly froze to death. My three year old nephew was the only one warm, only because he was so bundled up he couldn't move.
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(10-08-2012, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sally, are you really going to dress the baby as the pope for Halloween? I laugh when I picture that in my mind.

What gave me the idea is that someone gave me a red embroidered table cloth runner and she keeps taking it out of the cabinent and walks around the house with it around her shoulders. All I need to add is a gown and pointy hat and voila she's the pope hah.
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sounds lulzy.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(10-09-2012, 07:57 AM)sally Wrote: All I need to add is a gown and pointy hat and voila she's the pope hah.


I think it's an awesome idea, cute & very funny.
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I'm not really going to do it though. I guess some people would think it's kind of fucked up to dress your kid as the pope while carrying a cross and a bible. I have some older neighbors that might get offended.
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28 I'm seriously fucked up.
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Florida man dies after winning cockroach eating contest...

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/...ntest?lite

Idiot.
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I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????
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(10-09-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????


Yabbut, he won a python.
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(10-09-2012, 12:34 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????


Yabbut, he won a python.

OH well then, that makes it all worth it. Next time I hear about a cock roach eating contest, I am going to enter for sure. I would love nothing more than to eat nasty crunchy dirty filthy legs handing out everywhere cock roaches.

Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies room and throw up. BRB.
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If cockroaches were our size and we were small they'd be eating us in contests (and probably winning a pony), so fair is fair.
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(10-09-2012, 12:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:34 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????


Yabbut, he won a python.

OH well then, that makes it all worth it. Next time I hear about a cock roach eating contest, I am going to enter for sure. I would love nothing more than to eat nasty crunchy dirty filthy legs handing out everywhere cock roaches.

Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies room and throw up. BRB.

I'd rather eat a cockroach than eat out username. The cockroaches are probably cleaner/tastier.
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(10-09-2012, 02:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:34 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????


Yabbut, he won a python.

OH well then, that makes it all worth it. Next time I hear about a cock roach eating contest, I am going to enter for sure. I would love nothing more than to eat nasty crunchy dirty filthy legs handing out everywhere cock roaches.

Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies room and throw up. BRB.

I'd rather eat a cockroach than eat out username. The cockroaches are probably cleaner/tastier.

Coming from a guy that's never eaten out anyone, that doesn't mean much. No woman will have you so you might as well eat the damn cockroaches. Might help with your weight problem and with any luck, you'll die too.
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(10-09-2012, 02:29 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 02:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:34 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????


Yabbut, he won a python.

OH well then, that makes it all worth it. Next time I hear about a cock roach eating contest, I am going to enter for sure. I would love nothing more than to eat nasty crunchy dirty filthy legs handing out everywhere cock roaches.

Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies room and throw up. BRB.

I'd rather eat a cockroach than eat out username. The cockroaches are probably cleaner/tastier.

Coming from a guy that's never eaten out anyone, that doesn't mean much. No woman will have you so you might as well eat the damn cockroaches. Might help with your weight problem and with any luck, you'll die too.

Has anyone ever told you how much more attractive(THAN USUAL) you are when you slag off that fat potato headed fuck?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(10-09-2012, 02:29 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 02:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:34 PM)username Wrote:
(10-09-2012, 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw the story User on CNN but I didn't read it. A cock roach eatng contest?? WTF is wrong with people????


Yabbut, he won a python.

OH well then, that makes it all worth it. Next time I hear about a cock roach eating contest, I am going to enter for sure. I would love nothing more than to eat nasty crunchy dirty filthy legs handing out everywhere cock roaches.

Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies room and throw up. BRB.

I'd rather eat a cockroach than eat out username. The cockroaches are probably cleaner/tastier.

Coming from a guy that's never eaten out anyone, that doesn't mean much. No woman will have you so you might as well eat the damn cockroaches. Might help with your weight problem and with any luck, you'll die too.

Can't eat the cockroaches, can't take the chance they crawled out of your snatch.
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