(09-03-2012, 03:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 03:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Nonexistent.

Would you like to be in a relationship, Clang or do you just want to get laid?

Both.

(09-03-2012, 05:51 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Really though, what could any of us do that could be more damaging than what he's already doing to himself?

Hey, we're still talking about the stranger in the baby cloths right?

Hilarious.

Excellent!I commented on this thread knowing it would get the laughs and reactions it has.

*logs thread*

(09-03-2012, 05:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think it's possible, yes.

(09-03-2012, 04:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 03:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 03:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Nonexistent.

Would you like to be in a relationship, Clang or do you just want to get laid?

Didn't you hear? He's in a relationship with his mother. Oh hey, I think I just solved the virginity issue.

GROSS!!!!!

*VOMITS*

(09-03-2012, 05:18 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Unicorns parading on your roof top singing a gleeful chorus of, "She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain" has a greater probability of happening vs Clang getting laid, let alone in a relationship.

Would you have agreed with me had I substituted zebras for unicorns?

(09-03-2012, 05:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd want to slap him silly.

Or at least till you got a burp.

(09-03-2012, 08:09 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Would you have agreed with me had I substituted zebras for unicorns?

No.

(09-03-2012, 10:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

How's your love life?

On pause.

Tomorrow is U.N. international day of peace. Hang out at the immigration office and you might get lucky and get some.

Thanks for the headsup Maggot! That's right across the street from my work!

I may stand out front and juggle hamsters to get some attention.

(09-03-2012, 10:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

How's your love life?

I'm content....not as much as I would like, but I have always had the higher drive.

I bought The Chef 3 new porn movies for his birthday. He likey. Very very much. So right now? Its very very very good. We're making good use of the little time we have >!!!!!!

(09-03-2012, 03:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 10:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

How's your love life?

Nonexistent.

You and Cracker should make a social group seeing how you share common ground.

Humping my leg doesn't count as sex.

(09-03-2012, 10:42 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 10:37 AM)Maggot Wrote: I'm tired and need more sleep and less bed.

Sorry Sweetie. Didn't mean to wear you out.

Maybe I don't like this because we all know he is married and adores his wife. Or maybe because we have seen pictures of his kids. Or maybe because it is pathetic and needy and just wrong. Not sure.

Queen Bee, make sure you stand up for her for making sexual remarks about somebody else's husband. It is about as appropriate for a 50 year old woman as the other shit she does.

(10-13-2012, 08:25 AM)Gogo Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 03:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(09-03-2012, 10:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

How's your love life?

Nonexistent.

You and Cracker should make a social group seeing how you share common ground.

LIES! FILTHY LIES!

(10-13-2012, 09:30 AM)Cracker Wrote: Humping my leg doesn't count as sex.

It counts for the humper