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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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11-09-2012, 08:33 AM
(11-09-2012, 08:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 08:03 AM)ESAD Wrote: Can i come and spend a week fishing your pond when I come America? What species are in it?


I'd love to have you come here! I don't think you would find my pond exciting fishing though. It has bass & sunfish, a shit ton of snappers and other turtles and right now the geese are hanging out there.

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Beautiful I'd spin and plug for bass all day and we could smoke dope and I could hold you.
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11-09-2012, 08:43 AM
(11-09-2012, 08:33 AM)ESAD Wrote: Beautiful I'd spin and plug for bass all day and we could smoke dope and I could hold you.


Sounds like a plan. Awink

I've smoked a lot of weed sitting on the bank of that pond.

Winter on the farm.


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11-09-2012, 08:57 AM
THEN IF I COME IN WINTER WE CAN ICE SKATE SMOKE SPLIFFS AND I CAN HOLD YOU.
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11-09-2012, 08:58 AM
(11-09-2012, 08:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: I've smoked a lot of weed sitting on the bank of that pond.

I would judge you if you hadn't.
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11-09-2012, 08:59 AM


Holding is good, ice skating is not. It doesn't get cold enough here to create anything more than a very thin layer of ice.
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11-09-2012, 09:02 AM
Then we do the hypothermia huggle.
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11-09-2012, 12:51 PM
hah ESAD's "on" today.

Beautiful, Duchess!!
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11-09-2012, 12:57 PM
JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK MY DICK <3
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11-09-2012, 01:11 PM
(11-09-2012, 12:57 PM)ESAD Wrote: JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK MY DICK <3

Hell yeah! I'd shop-vac that little bastard!
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11-09-2012, 01:18 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:11 PM)username Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 12:57 PM)ESAD Wrote: JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK MY DICK <3

Hell yeah! I'd shop-vac that little bastard!

Little bastard? some poor joker has sent you a false pic
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11-09-2012, 01:47 PM
(11-09-2012, 08:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 08:03 AM)ESAD Wrote: Can i come and spend a week fishing your pond when I come America? What species are in it?


I'd love to have you come here! I don't think you would find my pond exciting fishing though. It has bass & sunfish, a shit ton of snappers and other turtles and right now the geese are hanging out there.

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That's a lovely little pond you got there, Duchess. Smiley_emoticons_smile I love when you post pics from around your Ranch. Beautiful!
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11-09-2012, 01:51 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:11 PM)username Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 12:57 PM)ESAD Wrote: JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK MY DICK <3

Hell yeah! I'd shop-vac that little bastard!

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11-09-2012, 01:52 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:51 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 01:11 PM)username Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 12:57 PM)ESAD Wrote: JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK MY DICK <3

Hell yeah! I'd shop-vac that little bastard!

:mfingers:

WTF, cum bucket?

n/m Good edit!
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11-09-2012, 01:54 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:52 PM)username Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 01:51 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 01:11 PM)username Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 12:57 PM)ESAD Wrote: JUST SHUT UP AND SUCK MY DICK <3

Hell yeah! I'd shop-vac that little bastard!

:mfingers:

WTF, cum bucket?

n/m Good edit!

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11-09-2012, 01:55 PM
obvs not good.
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11-09-2012, 01:58 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:18 PM)ESAD Wrote: Little bastard? some poor joker has sent you a false pic

I think you should correct this horrible injustice POST HASTE!!
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11-09-2012, 01:58 PM
Bastard geese. They invade my pond as well, and then shit all over my lawn. I loathe them.

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11-09-2012, 02:01 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:58 PM)username Wrote:
(11-09-2012, 01:18 PM)ESAD Wrote: Little bastard? some poor joker has sent you a false pic

I think you should correct this horrible injustice POST HASTE!!

Well there is a diff between a cleavage shot and a pic of me johnson.

Compensate me.
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11-09-2012, 02:02 PM
(11-09-2012, 01:58 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Bastard geese. They invade my pond as well, and then shit all over my lawn. I loathe them.

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What species in urs?
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11-09-2012, 02:02 PM


That's really lovely, Jim.

My geese don't get anywhere near my lawn, they never come up the hill at all.
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