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Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!

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Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!

I wish I worked there.

So do I, and bring all your illegal immigrant relatives.

Someone used to send me emails with your title in the subject line. I always wanted to delete them without opening them.

(12-05-2012, 10:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Someone used to send me emails with your title in the subject line. I always wanted to delete them without opening them.

You wanted to delete me?

(12-05-2012, 11:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: You wanted to delete me?

No, never you. There's not one damn thing you could ever do that would move me to delete you.

Cool......I just put the check in the mail.

(12-05-2012, 11:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-05-2012, 11:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: You wanted to delete me?

There's not one damn thing you could ever do that would move me to delete you.

How about shitting in a paper bag and setting it on fire on your doorstep, and then ringing the doorbell?

I know it's an old routine, but it really never 'GETS' old, if you know what I mean.

The entire U.S. is getting a cold this week. Jeebus. The anchor on CNN just apologized for sounding like a barking seal.

I've had the cold. I'm gonna go get a flu shot today. I skipped it last year but it sounds like it's going to be nasty this year. Fuck that.

(12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!

This looks like me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.



Down to 10% this week, so hang in there...

I blame username. I think she packs a big sneeze for a small woman and spread her sick germs across the Bay Area first and then the whole damn country.

P.s. I'm outta creamer for my coffee; hate that. If ESAD milks a lolcow this morning, I'm gonna try to slip my cup under there.

(12-05-2012, 12:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This is me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.

Nice Bod, HotD!

Hmmpppff I thought this was an invitation from my Maggottyboo!!

I got the flu shot this year. People are dropping like flies though. Nasty coughs and fevers. I have been bathing in hand sanitizer.

(12-05-2012, 12:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!

This looks like me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.


Down to 10% this week, so hang in there...

I blame username. I think she packs a big sneeze for a small woman and spread her sick germs across the Bay Area first and then the whole damn country.

P.s. I'm outta creamer for my coffee; hate that. If ESAD milks a lolcow this morning, I'm gonna try to slip my cup under there.

I spread it on the plane coming home from Cabo thereby transferring it all over the country.

MUWAHAHAHA!

*sips coffee with cream*

(12-05-2012, 12:25 PM)username Wrote: *sips coffee with cream*

Said it before and I'll say it again, you're a heartless bitch.

The one time I actually hope to see ESAD in a thread and he stays away. Ah well, I'm going black today. Maybe I'll like it and never go back.

I would rather listen to Karen Carpenter sing "Ticket to ride'" all day than be here. I got 3 people talking to me at a time and someone talking to me in one ear when I was on the stupid phone with the other.

Fuckit I just locked the door. Someone is knocking.

Awww my poor Maggottyboo. Do you want me to bring you a nice cup of hot chocolate? I can put whipped cream on top. Or those little marshmellows if you prefer.

(12-05-2012, 01:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would rather listen to Karen Carpenter sing "Ticket to ride'" all day than be here. I got 3 people talking to me at a time and someone talking to me in one ear when I was on the stupid phone with the other.

Fuckit I just locked the door. Someone is knocking.

Sucks, Maggot, stay strong.

I did a few adult diaper changes last week and worked three midnight to 4 am monitoring shifts for sick caregivers. Things are much calmer now. It'll be over before you know it.

A sign for your office door:

(12-05-2012, 01:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Awww my poor Maggottyboo. Do you want me to bring you a nice cup of hot chocolate? I can put whipped cream on top. Or those little marshmellows if you prefer.

Toss a splash of brandy in there and you got a deal. We could talk and play darts the rest of the afternoon.

This is how a REAL man gets his dinner to the butcher.











Just trying to brighten your day, ya' cranky, old fart.

(12-05-2012, 01:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(12-05-2012, 01:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Awww my poor Maggottyboo. Do you want me to bring you a nice cup of hot chocolate? I can put whipped cream on top. Or those little marshmellows if you prefer.

Toss a splash of brandy in there and you got a deal. We could talk and play darts the rest of the afternoon.

On my way........