(12-28-2012, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 05:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can still back out until I'm ordained.

For $19.95 you can become an ordained minister instead of waiting for a call from the Bishop.

It only cost around $10.00 back when I got mine. I'm an ordained minister for the Universal Life Church.

Anybody want to get married?

(12-28-2012, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 05:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can still back out until I'm ordained.

For $19.95 you can become an ordained minister instead of waiting for a call from the Bishop.

Clang, does your Mom cover her hair when she goes to Mass?

No, I wan't to be a real minister/priest not one of those cheesy, phony Internet priests.

My mom doesn't go to Mass(never covered her head when she did). She watches it on TV. She's been a shut-in for the last 8 years. The local priest does come by with Communion at least once a month though.

(12-28-2012, 07:08 PM)username Wrote: You want I should go after your Christmas tres or hats first?

Flip a silver coin.

I know that you like your wine and the occasional anti-anxiety pill, so just in case you've forgotten where you've already flitted:

1. You already commented about not liking San Francisco; I decided to go ahead and keep living here anyway.

2. You already commented on the "Bohemian" nature of my hat collection; they're still hanging on my wall when not on my head.

3. I saw YOUR Christmas tree; enough said there (and I already made fun of my little sentimental mess of a tree, so that's been covered too).

4. You've let me know that it makes you wanna bitch slap me when I too frequently qualify statements as being just my opinion, and that I sometimes make wordy posts (news flash, for sure).

I'm sure that you know that it all just makes me laugh (which is the point), so I'm always game to ride along, no matter where you're headed...

P.s. I am watching the opinion-qualifying one though; pat yourself on the back for that one. Mock isn't a business or advocacy setting, so I think you made a valid point and will do it less frequently, unless I just feel like irritating you.

(12-28-2012, 07:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 1. You already commented about not liking San Francisco; I decided to go ahead and keep living here anyway.

Damn. You definitely have a backbone made of steel!

(12-28-2012, 08:06 PM)username Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 07:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 1. You already commented about not liking San Francisco; I decided to go ahead and keep living here anyway.

Damn. You definitely have a backbone made of steel!

I am strong. I am invincible.

You should hear me roar...

(12-28-2012, 08:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 08:06 PM)username Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 07:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 1. You already commented about not liking San Francisco; I decided to go ahead and keep living here anyway.

Damn. You definitely have a backbone made of steel!

I am strong. I am invincible.

I AM WOOOOMAN!!



ETA: Wait, is there a reason you didn't add that part??

j/k.

(12-28-2012, 08:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You should hear me roar...

I think I just found my New Year's resolution.

(12-28-2012, 08:17 PM)username Wrote: I AM WOOOOMAN!!



ETA: Wait, is there a reason you didn't add that part??

j/k.

I didn't add it because of Kid's post mocking me about my 2-inch clit. I didn't really send him a photo, so I'm not sure how he knew about that (I'm looking at you, Jimbone). Though I pretend not to let it bother me, I've been struggling with my sexual identity (and measuring my clit daily) ever since he so callously and publicly humiliated me.

If I had to choose what stung me the most at Mock in 2012, it would have to be that post, or the thread in which my friend aussie called me an alco AND an insightless bitch.

This place can really wreak havoc on ones self-esteem...

For you, in its entirety (because you LOVE the music threads so). Turn up your speakers and hit "play"; we can sing it at the same time. A real bonding experience to welcome in the new year.

User, you really are funny. Have you ever thought of doing it for money!

(12-28-2012, 09:06 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: User, you really are funny. Have you ever thought of doing it for money!

Oh, she's done it for money before... 5 dolla make her holla.

(12-28-2012, 05:46 PM)username Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 05:25 PM)crash Wrote: You fucked up the thread title. It doesn't look the same with a capital T

Fucker. I could change it but just for that, I won't.

Thanks

Then it will never be right...

(12-28-2012, 09:08 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 09:06 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: User, you really are funny. Have you ever thought of doing it for money!

Oh, she's done it for money before... 5 dolla make him holla.

Fixed it.

(12-28-2012, 09:59 PM)crash Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 05:46 PM)username Wrote:

(12-28-2012, 05:25 PM)crash Wrote: You fucked up the thread title. It doesn't look the same with a capital T

Fucker. I could change it but just for that, I won't.

Thanks

Then it will never be right...

2014 might be better.

So, what do we do when clang pokes his first alter boy?
HOTD, I would think a 2" clit would have definate advantages, even if aesthetics is not one of them

(12-28-2012, 10:44 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: So, what do we do when clang pokes his first church lady?

The same thing you do for me now....









Absolutely nothing.

Maybe it's me, but I don't think y'all are very amusing anymore. I don't read much here, boring repeats. Everybody has their schtick, but damn.

Or maybe it's because the people I found interesting are mostly gone. Or all the carey-mommy stuff most of you spit out. Not really sure. Mock definitely lost its edge. It isn't the same.

Don't y'all get bored posting the same tired stuff over and over? Don't you already know what the next poster is going to post?

Duchess, tell Clang he is a fat freak and he won't amount to anything. Why the fuck do you want a loser heading up one of your religious houses? Every tithe you give is going to feed his fat ass (like taxpayer money isn't feeding him enough already).

Where's sally? She's still a bitch. I like a good bitch.

I love you too, Cracker!

(12-28-2012, 11:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

I love you too, Cracker!

Well, that was predictable.

(Ok, so was my response to it...)

I can forecast the weather by watching cattle.

I can't tell anything by watching these cows.

Clang, the priesthood isn't the answer. You aren't godly. God isn't going to save you. I'm not sure what you can do at this point, but I think your best bet is to invest in something fluffy and find someone to take care of you.



It will probably be an older someone, so don't expect too much.

Maybe that blueberry lady needs someone to pop the top on her Ensure and bend her straw...