(02-20-2013, 12:45 AM)Cracker Wrote: So today I stopped off for coffee at a place with wifi and it wouldn't let me get on Mock (wasn't reading what you assholes post, don't get excited). It said this site was "a known pornographic website." I couldn't figure out how to take a screenshot on my phone, but I just thought Duchess would like to know she is a pornographer.

Ah, content control software. Mock isn't considered safe for most workplaces nor many places where free wifi is available like schools, hospitals, hotel/motel, some Starbucks, the list is endless and it's all designed to censor.

I had that the other day, it would not let me on some silly war game app i have, but it would let me moderate my gore/porn website, go figure.

(02-20-2013, 12:45 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-18-2013, 09:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes I hate excercise. I want to squash it and run it over and just say fuck you. I want to put it off a day and play ketchup the next day. I want to murder it and run it the fuck over with a lawnmower and spread its little flakes all over the place and say there you fuckety fucking pain in the ass.

Why exercise if you smoke pot and drink like a fish? You think your body doesn't notice? You think your liver and lungs don't notice?

Maggot doesn't care about his lungs and liver, he just wants sexy abs and a tight ass.

(02-20-2013, 12:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ah, content control software. Mock isn't considered safe for most workplaces nor many places where free wifi is available like schools, hospitals, hotel/motel, some Starbucks, the list is endless and it's all designed to censor.

Porn site, haha. Maybe it's the bulges?

I've logged on from little coffee shops a couple of times and posted from airports many times. Glad the airport access isn't restricted; makes delays a lot less irritating.

I couldn't get on from the hospital when u used their wifi on my phone. If I didn't use it, I was fine.

I had to meet with my "advisor" at Unemployment this afternoon. He is a younger guy - probably late 20's early 30's. He asked me what fragrance I was wearing because it smells really good. I turned so red! He totally caught me off guard. I was embarrassed. I said Oscar. An oldie but a goodie. LOL

(02-21-2013, 06:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I had to meet with my "advisor" at Unemployment this afternoon. He is a younger guy - probably late 20's early 30's. He asked me what fragrance I was wearing because it smells really good. I turned so red! He totally caught me off guard. I was embarrassed. I said Oscar. An oldie but a goodie. LOL

Jesus Christ. Another attempt to make yourself look like a cougar? I'm sure you get carded every where you go and people tell you all the time that you look 20 years younger than your age.

Wake the fuck up, Ramsey. You're not a cheerleader anymore.

You should turn red if some guy talking about how you smell gets you all giddy. That's just pathetic.

Gawd User. I never said he made my giddy. It was just weird. Or that he said anything about my looks. Yous hush jelly cuz you walk around in Jammie pants all day and stink like you haven't bathed in 3 days.

(02-21-2013, 11:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Gawd User. I never said he made my giddy. It was just weird. Or that he said anything about my looks. Yous hush jelly cuz you walk around in Jammie pants all day and stink like you haven't bathed in 3 days.

Liar!!! You had the giddy.

I have had the flu this week. I sound like a burnt out old drag queen.

(02-21-2013, 06:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I had to meet with my "advisor" at Unemployment this afternoon.

I hope the unemployment karma fairy bites you in the ass. Think about all the times you bragged online about screwing your ex-husband over. Or you may get lucky and they'll give you food stamps based on weight and not IQ.


Fort Benning is a big base. Huge. They have a gateway and a dedicated highway:


I sat in the freezing cold this morning to watch 1300 soldiers pledge to take, or give, a bullet for me. There were men and women (and boys and girls) from age 17 to 37 from every state in the union. Thousands of family members were there to support them. Sometimes we ARE Americans. Even the black people (CPT seems to be universal btw...).

On fuck off Cracker. This is the first time in my life I've ever collected UE. I busted my ex because he sat on the couch drinking all day, took six vacations, and was taking me to court to reduce support. All the while not looking for a job. I look everyday and am working with a recruiter. And at my own expense am taking a course for an additional adjusters license. Totally different situations.

I wouldn't explain myself to anyone unless I liked that person & respected their opinion...just sayin'.

(02-22-2013, 08:31 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I wouldn't explain myself to anyone unless I liked that person & respected their opinion...just sayin'.

Point taken.

(02-21-2013, 11:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I have had the flu this week. I sound like a burnt out old drag queen.

from your description sounds like you're back to normal you fucking bulldog.

(02-21-2013, 11:10 PM)username Wrote:

(02-21-2013, 06:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I had to meet with my "advisor" at Unemployment this afternoon. He is a younger guy - probably late 20's early 30's. He asked me what fragrance I was wearing because it smells really good. I turned so red! He totally caught me off guard. I was embarrassed. I said Oscar. An oldie but a goodie. LOL

Jesus Christ. Another attempt to make yourself look like a cougar? I'm sure you get carded every where you go and people tell you all the time that you look 20 years younger than your age.

Wake the fuck up, Ramsey. You're not a cheerleader anymore.

You should turn red if some guy talking about how you smell gets you all giddy. That's just pathetic.

It's only once every ten years a guy gives Ramsey a compliment, do you really have to tear out her heart and stomp all over it?

Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

He probably just wanted to know what to get his mother for her birthday or something.

(02-22-2013, 11:40 AM)ESAD Wrote: He probably just wanted to know what to get his mother for her birthday or something.

(02-22-2013, 11:39 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Don't put your own life off on me Sally. Going out for coffee when you just rolled out of bed with sweats and cum in your hair won't garner you any compliments. Comments maybe, but not compliments. Have some pride in how you present yourself.

Don't fool yourself, Ramsey. Just the other day the clerk at the gas station told me I have sexy hair and I think I had cum in it that morning too.