(02-22-2013, 12:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: We are all besties and are sitting having lunch talking about job hunting and how people don't want to hire overweight geriatrics with few marketable skills.

I'd put a bullet in my own brain if that's all I had to look forward to. Fucking hell. A ladies lunch. Jesus Christ.

(02-22-2013, 03:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-22-2013, 12:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: We are all besties and are sitting having lunch talking about job hunting and how people don't want to hire overweight geriatrics with few marketable skills.

I'd put a bullet in my own brain if that's all I had to look forward to. Fucking hell. A ladies lunch. Jesus Christ.

It's funny how Cracker projects get life onto others. No one I know sits around at lunch discussing those topics.

(02-22-2013, 04:24 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(02-22-2013, 03:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-22-2013, 12:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: We are all besties and are sitting having lunch talking about job hunting and how people don't want to hire overweight geriatrics with few marketable skills.

I'd put a bullet in my own brain if that's all I had to look forward to. Fucking hell. A ladies lunch. Jesus Christ.

It's funny how Cracker projects get life onto others. No one I know sits around at lunch discussing those topics.

I think Cracker is having second thoughts about filming the Sound of Music's '16 going on 17' scene with you.

Just a hunch.

That's ok MS. I dropped out if that project weeks ago. I am just so busy dating all these young guys in between shopping excursions.

(02-22-2013, 04:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That's ok MS. I dropped out if that project weeks ago. I am just so busy dating all these young guys in between shopping excursions.

I like how you call it 'dating'.

Nice.

(02-22-2013, 01:00 PM)sally Wrote: What does ofc stand for? And no, I never get compliments on my personality, I'm not a very friendly person.

OFC is internutz slang for of course.

and you dont get compliments on your personality.... no shit sherlock.

(02-22-2013, 08:31 AM)Duchess Wrote: I wouldn't explain myself to anyone unless I liked that person & respected their opinion...just sayin'.

Somebody frame that! Brilliant.

(02-22-2013, 09:46 AM)ESAD Wrote:

(02-21-2013, 11:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I have had the flu this week. I sound like a burnt out old drag queen.

from your description sounds like you're back to normal you fucking bulldog.

Listen Dana, I didn't piss in your 'sobriety' thread so don't crash my Pity Party.

Shut up faggot.

(02-22-2013, 04:52 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(02-22-2013, 01:00 PM)sally Wrote: What does ofc stand for? And no, I never get compliments on my personality, I'm not a very friendly person.

OFC is internutz slang for of course.

and you dont get compliments on your personality.... no shit sherlock.

I don't get compliments on my personality because most people are freaks and flock together with other freaks. The occasional normal person likes me, however.

Getting ready to watch Dr Zhivago with my gal, have a couple of Old Fashioneds and crush some pussy.

Have a great night everyone!

(02-22-2013, 05:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Somebody frame that! Brilliant.

*channeling Dick* You win!

I'm eating black jelly beans. I really love the look on some people's faces when I smile at them with a mouth full of black teeth.

god im not even gonna show you what I been doing tonight but I'm feelin Irie...

(02-23-2013, 08:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm eating black jelly beans. I really love the look on some people's faces when I smile at them with a mouth full of black teeth.

That gives me a great idea.........smiley faces people can put on their teeth.

(02-23-2013, 08:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm eating black jelly beans. I really love the look on some people's faces when I smile at them with a mouth full of black teeth.

I think I'd rather eat kidney pie and brains in milk gravy than black licorice.

I had to stop at the milk gravy.

(02-22-2013, 03:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-22-2013, 12:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: We are all besties and are sitting having lunch talking about job hunting and how people don't want to hire overweight geriatrics with few marketable skills.

I'd put a bullet in my own brain if that's all I had to look forward to. Fucking hell. A ladies lunch. Jesus Christ.

I like lunch with the ladies. Most of my friends are cool people and a couple are funny as fuck. The work ladies are the ones I want to stab in the throat with a fork.

Don't you ever spend time with your friends?

(02-23-2013, 08:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm eating black jelly beans. I really love the look on some people's faces when I smile at them with a mouth full of black teeth.

Black jelly beans are my favorite!! Love them. I always get a bag if all black ones for Easter.

(02-23-2013, 11:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Black jelly beans are my favorite!! Love them. I always get a bag if all black ones for Easter.

It's time to have "the talk."

You are a fucking liar. You lie to try to fit in with the other cows. You don't fuck hot young men because you are old and fat and uncool. You don't eat nasty ass black jelly beans, but you do kiss a mean ass.

Now you don't even have work friends and you will kick your Single White Female act up a notch. Duchess should lay low and not answer any PMs from you.

Your life is pretty much over.