(03-29-2013, 06:10 PM)username Wrote: Even in 5^th grade when my kids took their first sex ed class, they taught them about ejaculation. Ejaculation/orgasm, meh.

It's different. Ejaculation must take place for procreation but not orgasm. Ask Maggot's wife, she'll confirm that.

I recently watched a short video of two guys, probably late teens early twenties, who were recorded watching a birth. It was hysterical! They were damn near holding each other in horror & the look on their faces was priceless, they could not have been any more skeeved. She'd scream and they would scream too and cover their eyes.

I want to add, while I understand why b/c isn't typically discussed in the classroom, I wish it were. Maybe we'd have fewer unwanted pregnancies since some shit parents are too irresponsible to teach their kids themselves.

Teaching about orgasm isn't a deterrent. Even teaching about unwanted pregnancy isn't a deterrent because some kids want the baby and the welfare (more common than you think).

I don't know the answer to the parental problem. There isn't one, really. People get all pissy when you start discussing selective breeding.

(03-29-2013, 06:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: People get all pissy when you start discussing selective breeding.

I'm down with that. I feel like I have more in common with Hitler all the time.

JsMom with be calling you Duchess of Mokkk.

If Americans didn't use selective breeding half the world would starve to death in six months. We don't call it Sweet Hitler Corn, but it's the same concept.

Most humans have inherent selective breeding tendencies. Strong family lines will preserve themselves. Now that half the humans in our country don't have to struggle to survive their mixed genetic code will devolve. They will get dumber and weaker and more violent. You know you come from a fucked up gene pool if you are white and you hump black parolees. Your lineage is already missing something at that point.

(03-30-2013, 10:35 AM)Cracker Wrote: Duchess of Mokkk.

I get to avoid a lot of stupid people by working from home but I do admit to often being scared out of my mind out on the roads because so many of those fuckers drive too. They make poor decisions, they don't pay attention, they do everything except watch the road.

I get more annoyed by the people who have nowhere to go. The rest of us are busy going to work, going to the store, going home to get stuff done. They sit through half the green light then go under the speed limit and turn in at McDonald's or GameStop and annoy the fucking hell out of me. I can feel a little road rage as I type this.

double post

(03-29-2013, 04:50 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(03-29-2013, 04:44 PM)username Wrote: He should have called it a snatch.

Snatch sounds like thieving.

Muffin is nice.

Add an egg and viola!

EggaMuffin.

Black man be eatin' dat!

I thought "cooter" was the term for vagina used by those in-the-know. I heard that from ramsey.

Maybe it only applies to cougars? It could be the name of ramsey and aussie's new duo (not a band!). The Cougar Cooters.

(03-30-2013, 11:25 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: "Cougar cooter".

That tickled my funny bone.

(03-28-2013, 08:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't like tradition being messed with in order for others to find it more palpable.

I wouldn't mind seeing the mall Easter Bunny pics tradition disappear. Not because of the "Easter" part, but because they're just creepy sometimes.

I took my niece to get an Easter pic when she was 4 or 5. She bawled her eyes out. I almost did too. That Easter Bunny wasn't as bad as the ones below, but close.




We skipped the pic and got ice cream and dyed eggs. Illustrated Easter Bunnies are much better.

Happy Easter.

White House Easter Egg Roll sustained by corporate donors, sales of souvenirs

"Commemorative eggs — emblazoned with the Obamas’ signatures and made from sustainably harvested American hardwoods — come in several colors and sell for $7.99. Customers who buy the full set for $29.99 receive a bonus egg depicting Bo, the first family’s dog, and attendees each receive a free souvenir egg as they leave the South Lawn."

Full Story Here

Yup.

Close the "People's House" to visitors while your mother in law enjoys the digs.

And those bastard corporations and their political contributions!