Yes in my younger days when I was young, dumb and full of cum!

I always rubbered up though you have to take precautions even when you are fucking a stranger.

(05-06-2013, 07:40 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Yes in my younger days when I was young, dumb and full of cum!

I always rubbered up though you have to take precautions even when you are fucking a stranger.

I hope you meant "especially when you are fucking a stranger".

If strangers are safer than those with whom you're intimately familiar, you're definitely living the wild life.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, since you're safety-minded and all.

Booty calls are not a bad thing. If you can have a friend with benefits go for it. I have 3. Not bragging just being honest. They are all clean and like different things. Its nice to just get sex when you need it and go about your way.

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

(05-07-2013, 01:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Great advice, stud.

Who says you're boring and obvious? Pffft.

Your strong voice of reason will undoubtedly help to keep sexually-active Mockers safe and healthy.


Instructor: Mike 'Porsche' Jones

(05-07-2013, 01:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Great advice, stud.

Who says you're boring and obvious? Pffft.

Your strong voice of reason will undoubtedly help to keep sexually-active Mockers safe and healthy.


Instructor: Mike 'Porsche' Jones

LMAO, you make life worth living. Thank you for that job title. I am honored.

(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I am so glad you have made me realize I have been doing something wrong. I knew things were not right.....

Mmmmm Farm animals......

WTF

(05-07-2013, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

WTF

JUST JOKING!! You really cant believe I have sex with sexy horses at 3am on saturday nights do you?

You stay away from sexy horses!

(05-07-2013, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You stay away from sexy horses!

HA HA, I know you was laughing. I have a trait that makes people laugh or commit suicide (its about even).

(05-07-2013, 02:43 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: have a trait that makes people commit suicide.

This I believe with all of my being.

(05-07-2013, 01:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 01:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

Gross. Reminds me of the time I was dancing at a concert and was poked in the ass by something that I hope was an umbrella or broomstick. Don't who or what it was. Just know it freaked me the fuck out the rest of the night.

(05-07-2013, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You stay away from sexy horses!

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I find it interesting that Derpenstein here chose 'horses' as his sexy farm animal.

Anyone else find that suspicious?

*raised eyebrow, thumb and forefinger on chin*

(05-07-2013, 03:00 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(05-07-2013, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You stay away from sexy horses!

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I find it interesting that Derpenstein here chose 'horses' as his sexy farm animal.

Anyone else find that suspicious?

*raised eyebrow, thumb and forefinger on chin*

You would find that interesting.