(05-03-2013, 05:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Meanwhile, look what I'm dealing with. These are the current conditions:

You have my sympathy, that's just awful. I might cry if that were to come here.

Feels like 27, huh. I'm thinking about opening the pool. I peeked in & the water is crystal clear.

(05-03-2013, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-03-2013, 05:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Meanwhile, look what I'm dealing with. These are the current conditions:

You have my sympathy, that's just awful. I might cry if that were to come here.

Feels like 27, huh. I'm thinking about opening the pool. I peeked in & the water is crystal clear.

It was 81F here on Sunday, and that vanished very quickly.

My visit to Miami feels like it never happened.

However, I know it was because my face is still tan.



Enjoy your pool!!

Mine is clear also but when the sun hits it for a few days after the cover is off unless you whack it with chlorine it turns dark.

(04-23-2013, 05:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

ALERT ALERT ALERT

Zero Wrote:


Boy Scouts vacate Philadelphia headquarters after court fight over gay ban



STORY BELOW

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.s...lphia.html

Ohio is making news again. Three women missing for many years have been found alive in a house not far from where they disappeared.

(05-06-2013, 09:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ohio is making news again. Three women missing for many years have been found alive in a house not far from where they disappeared.

This should be interesting.

(05-06-2013, 09:15 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ohio is making news again. Three women missing for many years have been found alive in a house not far from where they disappeared.

Wowee.

Fucking skin this Castro motherfucker alive, and let him rot in the street until he has been scavenged to bones by vultures and vermin.

Being eaten by vultures is becoming a theme here.

I think I just heard Chris Christie had lap band surgery.

(05-07-2013, 01:03 PM)username Wrote: I think I just heard Chris Christie had lap band surgery.

It could have been his stomach grumbling.

(05-07-2013, 01:03 PM)username Wrote: I think I just heard Chris Christie had lap band surgery.

You did. I think he's going to take a shot at running for Prez. He said he did it for his kids/wife, that he wants to be around for a long time, blah blah, fuckin'blah. That may play a role but obese men don't get elected Prez. I think he's going to run. You heard it here first.

(05-07-2013, 02:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I think he's going to run. You heard it here first.

I think walking would be a better first step for him. Heart attack fears and all...

Why do hair stylists feel the need to talk so much?

My nail tech does the same thing, if I could be involved with my phone or my Kindle I would just so she wouldn't chatter.

Kindle...

She'll talk whether or not I have a book or not.

I'd have to tell her not to talk to me.

tell her to fluck orf.

(05-07-2013, 04:31 PM)ESAD Wrote: tell her to fluck orf.

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Maybe after. I don't want to end up with a mullet.

And she don't want to end up not getting flucking paid.

There's a toothless woman who keeps coming around with a basket on her head selling home made tamoles. I bought some once and now she won't leave me alone.