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(05-24-2013, 03:19 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (05-24-2013, 02:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm active. Just moreso in my real life lately.
I'm guessing that doesn't include finding work?
It includes trying to find work, raking leaves, disappointing Mom because we'd rather relax/sleep in than clean the house on rainy days, food shopping, laundry, cooking dinner, and if the weather gets sunny again mowing the lawn this week.
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(05-24-2013, 02:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:
How DARE you have a real life.
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(05-24-2013, 08:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Got plans, Mockers?
Weekends are always quiet in Mock & this weekend will probably be no exception. I think you all should have a goal of at least five posts everyday, I'd like to have more but I thought five sounded like a fair number.
Give me what I want & I'll make an effort to give you what you want. Goddamn that's loaded. *worried look*
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P.s. Have you got outdoor weather now or still raining?
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It's rained off & on all day and it turned chilly. I've used both my AC and the heater in the last 24 hrs.
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AC installation is on my to do list this week after finishing raking the leaves and mowing the lawn. Glad I have some old fans to use in the meantime.
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(05-24-2013, 07:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
AC installation is on my to do list this week after finishing raking the leaves and mowing the lawn. Glad I have some old fans to use in the meantime.
Listen Maverick............All that crap is done by normal peeps before Memorial Day. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your Slovenes nature. But if you want I could fly that fat fuck Gerry out there and he would mow and cultivate the fuck outta your lawn for maybe 30.00 American bitch.............got any airplane miles?
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Actually when Clang posts it kinda reminds me of this............
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(05-24-2013, 04:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: It includes trying to find work, raking leaves, disappointing Mom because we'd rather relax/sleep in than clean the house on rainy days, food shopping, laundry, cooking dinner, and if the weather gets sunny again mowing the lawn this week.
I manage all of that plus a full time job as does my wife.
You should strive harder to do the same motherfucker.
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(05-24-2013, 09:31 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (05-24-2013, 04:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: It includes trying to find work, raking leaves, disappointing Mom because we'd rather relax/sleep in than clean the house on rainy days, food shopping, laundry, cooking dinner, and if the weather gets sunny again mowing the lawn this week.
I manage all of that plus a full time job as does my wife.
You should strive harder to do the same motherfucker.
Your fucking up the picture in my head with your crayons.
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Sorry I'm sure clang contributes much to society including clean carpets and mowed lawns.
And “food shopping” I had no idea that was a “job” i thought it was something everyone had to do.
What next? I have to breath and have to crap? Clang would seek work but he has to take a dump.
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I'm in Mobile tonight, and it's pretty quiet here. Probably explains the procession of endless traffic heading east from gulf breeze to Panama City beach; every bastard's gotten out of town for the weekend. Didn't realise it was a holiday weekend when I booked my accommodation in New Orleans. Probably explains why it was hard to find anything...
I bet the flight to San Diego on Monday is chokka and I bet I get sat next to some 400 pound sweaty wildebeest that wants the seat rest up so they can have half my seat. Fuck that..
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I should have no problem posting at least five times a day. Been on hospital bed rest since Thursday afternoon with no hopes of going home anytime soon. Fucking hospital wifi isn't working tho. Ugh
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(05-24-2013, 05:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Overnight guest Saturday ti Sunday morning; probably going out for dinner
I though we agreed not to tell anybody?
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(1) Holiday weekend post, usually say close to home on heavily traveled holidays. Don't need the traffic hassle.
On the actual holiday, having a few friends & relatives over for a BBQ.
(oh yeah, reminder to self, gotta get 5lbs of potato salad at the market)
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(05-25-2013, 12:04 AM)crash Wrote: I bet I get sat next to some 400 pound sweaty wildebeest
I'm not on that flight.
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5 lbs? Damn, that's a lot.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(05-25-2013, 05:26 AM)thekid65 Wrote: 5 lbs? Damn, that's a lot.
(2) We get big eaters! And it's great if there's any left overs, all take stuff home for lunch next day.
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It's still raining. Ugh. By the time it stops and the grass dries out I will need a giant tractor to cut it. I am over this rain.
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Its a bright sunshiney day here just finished mowing the lawn. I wish my wife would let me buy one of those ride on mowers that would be cool.
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Let you? Who wears the pants in your family? Clearly no you. Lol
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