(05-26-2013, 02:00 PM)crash Wrote:

(05-26-2013, 01:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Not the mongrel mutation you aussies dreamed up.

As compared to a Geordie? Hahahaha...



She speaks English (funnily enough, just like me), the Geordie however...

Nobody where I live has an accent anywhere near as thick is that.

That video looks like an actor taking the piss to me he is totally overpronouncing each word to an almost laughable extent.

I think will post a video of crocodile dundee to prove once and for all how all Australians talk.

(05-26-2013, 01:54 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Yes....Tap water has traces of medicines people dump down the drain that are not filtered sufficiently along with questionable additives for our own protection like chlorine and fluoride.

Gross.

The drinking tap water in the UK has always been pretty good.

(05-26-2013, 02:04 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Skins isn't a soap opera its soft porn for teenagers.

Why are you watching soft porn aimed at teenagers you dirty pervert?

Does it help you get your rocks off you dirty little drongo?

Haha...try harder, body drop, you're not even close. You're attempt at an insult, mirrored, makes you look like a fool.

And for that matter, for someone who protests his disdain of Australia so much, why the fuck have you watched so much Australian soap TV to even form an opinion? I hate the shit; It's made for the bogans and dolts...oh, hang on, carry on.

(05-26-2013, 02:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I think will post a video of crocodile dundee to prove once and for all how all Australians talk.

A heavy satirical movie aimed at idiot tourists made almost 30 years ago is your most recent example?

By the way, I was at that pub (Walkabout Creek Hotel) about six years ago when a couple of poms walked in ad started peeling off the gobshite you have been in this thread. One of the locals told him to fuck off. He did with his tail between his legs haha.

(05-26-2013, 02:11 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(05-26-2013, 01:54 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Yes....Tap water has traces of medicines people dump down the drain that are not filtered sufficiently along with questionable additives for our own protection like chlorine and fluoride.

Gross.

The drinking tap water in the UK has always been pretty good.

The water varies so much in the States. Most city dwellers do not know what good water is until they find themselves surprised by the delightful experience of finally tasting good water. This happened to me in Blowing Rock NC and I still remember how absolutely great is was.

(06-08-1970, 08:25 AM)crash Wrote: bogans

Ha ha!

And here we have the aussie drongo using one of the typically retarded aussie slang words he claims aussies don't use anymore!

Gimme an H! Y! P! O! C! R! I! T! E!

(05-26-2013, 02:16 PM)crash Wrote:

(05-26-2013, 02:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I think will post a video of crocodile dundee to prove once and for all how all Australians talk.

A heavy satirical movie aimed at idiot tourists made almost 30 years ago is your most recent example?

By the way, I was at that pub (Walkabout Creek Hotel) about six years ago when a couple of poms walked in ad started peeling off the gobshite you have been in this thread. One of the locals told him to fuck off. He did with his tail between his legs haha.

Crocodile dundee is just as reliable a resource as a random video pulled off the internet.

There are so many aussie bar staff in the UK they are like dogshit, everywhere they endure a level of abuse that is unheard of and they know if they say anything back they will get fired so they stand there and take it, night after night, week after week, month after month. Ha ha! Its become a national sport aussie bashing!

They still seem to prefer it to moving back to aussie land though wonder why?

(05-26-2013, 02:33 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: They still seem to prefer it to moving back to aussie land though wonder why?

Because drugs are cheap in the UK. You can keep those ones; bash them all you like. They're the ones we didn't want.

(05-26-2013, 02:28 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(06-08-1970, 08:25 AM)crash Wrote: bogans

Ha ha!

And here we have the aussie drongo using one of the typically retarded aussie slang words he claims aussies don't use anymore!

Gimme an H! Y! P! O! C! R! I! T! E!

Errm...no. Bogan is the equivalent to you using the term Geordie or scowser.

I said I don't use terms like strewth and drongo; the thirty to forty year old dated slang you are just catching up with.

(05-26-2013, 02:46 PM)crash Wrote: Errm...no. Bogan is the equivalent to you using the term Geordie or scowser.

I said I don't use terms like strewth and drongo; the thirty to forty year old dated slang you are just catching up with.

Bogan is a mutated aussie slang word the type of slang you tried to claim aussies didn't use anymore then you went ahead and used an aussie slang word yourself.

Believe me drongo nobody outside of aussieland has the slightest fucking idea what a “bogan” is, its sounds like something off Lord of the Rings.

“And Frodo and Sam sneaked passed the bogan camp to get to the other side of he valley”

Ha ha!

(05-26-2013, 02:43 PM)crash Wrote: Because drugs are cheap in the UK. You can keep those ones; bash them all you like. They're the ones we didn't want.

Ha ha! Buying drugs? On the minimum wage bar staff get? Ha ha! I don't think so.

On the minimum wage they will sometimes have to decide between paying the gas bill or having hot food that night.

Yet they still prefer it to going back to aussieland.

Well, it's been fun. You've proven yet again to be a narrow minded, uninformed plaything. I'm going out to do a good old fashioned redneck airboat tour of the swamp. You have fun shivering your tits off there with your keyboard.

Margaret Mitchell used that term in her first draft of 'Gone with the Wind'

First draft...But we's house bogans Miss Scarlet......changed for print publication, But we's house niggers Miss Scarlet...then later cleaned up for the movie.....But we's house darkies Miss Scarlet and of course the DVD revised version...'We built this fucking place, white bitch, I ain't milking no damn cow'.


Crash, Did Australia movie and book versions retain Margaret's first draft of her work?

(05-26-2013, 03:05 PM)crash Wrote: Well, it's been fun. You've proven yet again to be a narrow minded, uninformed plaything. I'm going out to do a good old fashioned redneck airboat tour of the swamp. You have fun shivering your tits off there with your keyboard.

Come back soon drongo I have enjoyed slamdunking you all day.

I'm sitting in my garden with a cocktail still over 20 degrees centigrade not a cloud in the sky all day.

Try not to get bitten by anything poisonous in the meantime you “bogan” whatever the fuck that is.

(05-26-2013, 01:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

So my vices are pot, sweet & low and diet Dew. I'm such a badass.

Switch to regular sugar and keep it in moderation. At first it will be hard because artificial sweeteners are 10 times sweeter than sugar and you're used to the taste, but after a couple of weeks without it your taste will change. It's like going on a no salt diet and then eating something salty, you won't like it because you've adjusted to not having it.

Sweeteners are sweeter than sugar?

Why would you want something sweeter than sugar? I have the occasional sweet tooth but sugar is more than sweet enough to satisfy that.

I have visions of duch and user as sweetener addicts downing their aspartame fix and dribbling on their keyboards.

“Arrrgghh gimme my dew and diet coke you bastard! I don't need it but I have to have it!”

I think that's true for the packet stuff but diet Cokes don't taste sweeter than regular cokes. I know because after having my little regular coke today, I went to ⁷⁄₁₁ and a diet coke leapt in to my hands. It was amazing.

(05-26-2013, 04:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Sweeteners are sweeter than sugar?

Why would you want something sweeter than sugar?

I wasn't aware of that. I thought I was being health conscious by choosing something other than sugar. I can't drink a regular soda, it's too sweet, gaggingly sweet. I know that's not a word. I just made some lemonade, I'm almost afraid to look at the ingredients.

(05-26-2013, 04:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Sweeteners are sweeter than sugar?

Yes, open up a packet and try it, it's ridiculous. They put that shit in everything over here from yogurt to gum and if you don't read the ingredients you'll get home and find your yogurt is full of aspartame. It pisses me off because you can't even find a regular popsicle over here anymore.

Then people that are accustomed to using it think real sugar is sweeter, but I find it the opposite. The shit fucks with your brain.

(05-26-2013, 01:42 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Ramsey, I wouldn't worry very much. The tap water in the USA is frightening enough that adding a little more poison to a cup of tea maybe will just make you stronger. You don't want to be so healthy that you outlive everyone you know.

We only drink bottled water. Even with a water softener, our water tastes like crap.