(06-25-2013, 07:33 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: my pink curtains in the background.

Hahaha! You're the only person in all the land that I would forgive their love of all things pink.

Thanks Duch. I mean, most days I am in a black tshirt and jeans. If I do it, I do it well, not tacky (I hope).

(06-25-2013, 06:37 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I used to work with a woman in her 40s who's dream was to have a Disney wedding, I'm sorry but if you are getting married and your maid of honour is Minnie Mouse you are fucked in the head.

(06-25-2013, 07:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Thanks Duch. I mean, most days I am in a black tshirt and jeans. If I do it, I do it well, not tacky (I hope).

I'm sure you look just great

Well it wouldn't suit you Dana if that's what your thinking.

(06-25-2013, 07:46 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:

(06-25-2013, 06:37 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I used to work with a woman in her 40s who's dream was to have a Disney wedding, I'm sorry but if you are getting married and your maid of honour is Minnie Mouse you are fucked in the head.

Honestly, if your best man is Donald Duck its time to make a fucking run for it mate while you still can.

I agree with you entirely.

(06-25-2013, 07:52 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Well it wouldn't suit you Dana if that's what your thinking.

no that wasn't what I was thinking.

Years ago I found myself a temporary guest of local authorities while they sorted out which of us had misbehaved in certain overnight activities. As they booked us in they asked me if I wanted the green cell or the pink one, and being a surly teenager I said they might be welcome to go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw.

I learned two things that long day: 1) I HATE pink, especially on walls. And 2) never irritate an authority figure with the power to make you even more miserable than you already are.

(06-25-2013, 09:37 AM)Donovan Wrote: Years ago I found myself a temporary guest of local authorities while they sorted out which of us had misbehaved in certain overnight activities.

Your early career as a rentboy has been duly noted for posterity.

The gay part of your post wasn't the pink walls of the cell the gay part was when you were caught by the cops on your knees in an alleyway with a guys cock in your mouth.

THAT was the gay part.

The gay part was you projecting your clearly homosexual imagination OP.

It didn't take any imagination actually he looks like and probably is a homosexual gigalo. Take two bottles into the shower? New two in one don juan de douchebag shampoo and conditioner keeps your locks flowing to keep all your regular johns happy!

(06-25-2013, 06:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-25-2013, 06:37 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I fucking hate adults who wear stuff like hello fucking kitty.

I'll smirk in a bitch's face if I see her wearing that crap. I don't like 2-3 sizes too big t-shirts with cartoon characters on them either. It looks ridiculous to see a grown woman wearing that shit.

I wouldn't wear that. Except maybe to sleep in. I do like a pink t-shirt or sweater. I'm not going around in head to toe pink.

(06-25-2013, 09:37 AM)Donovan Wrote: Years ago I found myself a temporary guest of local authorities while they sorted out which of us had misbehaved in certain overnight activities. As they booked us in they asked me if I wanted the green cell or the pink one, and being a surly teenager I said they might be welcome to go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw.

I learned two things that long day: 1) I HATE pink, especially on walls. And 2) never irritate an authority figure with the power to make you even more miserable than you already are.

A close friend of mine is an LEO, and in his barracks when someone acts up they take them to a comfy room, handcuff them to the wall and sit them on a bench.

They then put a cymbal clanging monkey on the floor just out of reach, close the door, and leave.



He says it works like a charm to get people to behave.

It would remind me of talking to Cinnamon Nutmeg. But yeah, that. My reprobate adopted brother used to mouth off to LEO all the time and couldn't figure out why he'd get stopped again and again. I said, do you not think these guys talk to each other back at the station? One time a cop asked him how many drug dealers he had on his cellphone and the little wiseass said "All of them, bitch!" Cop said "Is that right?" And proceeded to smash the phone to bits on the ground. Whoops.

(06-25-2013, 10:24 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: It didn't take any imagination actually he looks like and probably is a homosexual gigalo. Take two bottles into the shower? New two in one don juan de douchebag shampoo and conditioner keeps your locks flowing to keep all your regular johns happy!

Have some experience identifying homosexual gigolos do you? Do you have a problem with gay people? I've always thought they were pretty decent folks as a rule. Or perhaps you're just doing a little wishful thinking. If you printed out my picture and occasionally hold it up with one hand, please don't ever tell me. I don't want to know.
PS Cinnamon Nutmeg is a stripper's name. Stop being such a whore.

Wear pink & you'll look like this too. You've been warned. Don't wear it. Comply or else.