They've probably told her to put her mask back on shut the fuck up and act like a normal Jackson ie completely fucking loopy but completely fucking loopy in private.

I hope this doesn't give the Jackson family a bad name.

Hahaha! Fuckin' Aussie.

You crack me up.

That WAS a good one Aussie lol

Her bedroom doesn't look all that extravagant for being Michael Jacksons daughter.

(06-06-2013, 09:19 PM)sally Wrote: Her bedroom doesn't look all that extravagant for being Michael Jacksons daughter.

Wacko jacko was skint leading up to his death he pissed all his money away on private fairgrounds, zoos and keeping his numerous child abuse victims quiet.

The only reason he was doing his “this is it” world farewell tour before he died was because he had fuck all cash left.

(05-17-2013, 09:21 AM)Duchess Wrote: What the fuck is she thinking? Look at her ankles/feet.

Those feet and shoes still crack me up.

Anyway, read on CNN that she gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Saturday, a few weeks early.

If she follows in the footsteps of some other celebrity mothers over the last several years, she'll make at least a couple of million USD selling "exclusive first photos" to the entertainments rags.

I hate it when people with no talent get rich just because. Now Americas Princess ........she worked her way up the flagpole inch by inch, struggling sometimes but always with her eye on the ball.

(06-17-2013, 06:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I hate it when people with no talent get rich just because. Now Americas Princess ........she worked her way up the flagpole inch by inch, struggling sometimes but always with her eye on the ball.

I think she'll end up like Kirstie Alley from Cheers.

When she's 40, she'll weigh 235.

(05-20-2013, 11:13 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Please God, make it stop.

Now that the blessed event has happened Kim has decided one is enough and will practice birth control........ (just keep those knees together girl)

Lol

(06-17-2013, 05:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Anyway, read on CNN that she gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Saturday, a few weeks early.

They named her North. North West. Bwhahahaha!

It's said they intend to call her Nori which is cute but still...North West.

Jebus, now that she's given birth I hope she still gives me something to mock.

I guess if she makes her own self named fashion label, it'll be North by North West...

*boom tish*

*snort* Damn, that was really bad.

(06-21-2013, 06:25 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-17-2013, 05:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Anyway, read on CNN that she gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Saturday, a few weeks early.

They named her North. North West. Bwhahahaha!

It's said they intend to call her Nori which is cute but still...North West.

Jebus, now that she's given birth I hope she still gives me something to mock.

That is the stupidest name ever.

I've always kinda liked Alec Baldwin, though I think he's a hot-headed asshole who should really stop and think before he leaves vicious phone messages for his kids or overacts to petty false reports by rag mag reporters.



Some dipshit from Daily Mail / Mail Online published a story claiming that Baldwin's pregnant wife, Hilaria, was tweeting during James Gandolfini's funeral. The Baldwins had actually left the services early and the reporter also hadn't accounted for time zone differences. Before the paper could retract their story, Baldwin tweeted out these little gems:

Account: ABFoundation @ABFalecbaldwin
Someone wrote that my wife was tweeting at a funeral. Hey. That's not true. But I'm gonna tweet at your funeral.
3:59 PM - 27 Jun 13

George Stark, you lying little bitch. I am gonna f%#@ you up. http://t.co/eoHfGGjD46
7:12 PM - 27 Jun 13

I want all of my followers and beyond to straighten out this fucking little bitch, George Stark. @MailOnline http://t.co/eoHfGGjD46
7:14 PM - 27 Jun 13

My wife and I attend a funeral to pay our respects to an old friend, and some toxic Brit writes this fucking trash http://t.co/eoHfGGjD46
7:16 PM - 27 Jun 13

If put my foot up your fucking ass, George Stark, but I'm sure you'd dig it too much http://t.co/eoHfGGjD46
7:17 PM - 27 Jun 13

I'm gonna find you, George Stark, you toxic little queen, and I'm gonna fuck...you...up. http://t.co/eoHfGGjD46
7:18 PM - 27 Jun 13

I don't have a publicist anymore. I fired them.
7:40 PM - 27 Jun 13

How much of this shit are people supposed to take? With these fucking blatant lies EVERY DAY.
7:41 PM - 27 Jun 13

My wife DID NOT use her phone, in any capacity, at our friends funeral. Now, fuck this twitter + good luck to all of you who know the truth
7:43 PM - 27 Jun 13

The man can throw down a drama rant, no doubt.

P.s. "Hilaria", funny name. Not in a hilarious hysteria kinda way, just a bit amusing.

I'm so happy I'm not a bird.

(06-28-2013, 08:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm so happy I'm not a bird.

While I'm a bird, I'm not the tweetin' type.

P.s. I see you're fishing over in the gun thread, Dr. M. No worms for this bird today.

(06-28-2013, 08:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(06-28-2013, 08:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm so happy I'm not a bird.

While I'm a bird, I'm not the tweetin' type.

P.s. I see you're fishing over in the gun thread, Dr. M. No worms for this bird today.

Yer looking in a dark closet for a black cat that aint there.

That sounds just like something a sly black cat would say to lure the innocent little birdie into the dark closet.

Been a hell of a week, so scoot on over, Sylvester.