Since surveillance is all the rage these days...

If you had to watch and listen to any two Mockers locked in a room together for 4 hours, which match do you think would be the most amusing and why?

My first choice:

Duchess & Midwest Spy

I imagine him trying to bait her with irritating comments, getting that smirk verbally smacked right off of his face, pouting, regrouping and going back for more. Meanwhile, Duchess is filing her nails and posting from her phone.

(This could backfire and they might just end up talking football the whole time, but I'm sticking with this match, for now.)

If past mockers are eligible my choice is CN and ImaDick with Tiki listening with me in secret. Tiki contemporaneously commenting on the exchange

Unfortunately, if Duchess (or any other Mock woman for that matter) were locked in a room with me, they'd end up swooning over my looks and eventually give in to their carnal desires.

As for my pick of two Mock members to listen in on...

Current posters: Tiki and CN. I don't think that would end pretty.

Current/former posters: Dick and CN. (It was magic, boys).

Just think, Dick's now a hostage of some Mexican drug cartel. So much for his pirate parties.

(07-03-2013, 05:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Unfortunately, if Duchess (or any other Mock woman for that matter) were locked in a room with me, they'd end up swooning over my looks and eventually give in to their carnal desires.

Actually, you and FAHQTOO would be a fun watch/listen.

And, I predict she'd prove you wrong, as usual.

(07-03-2013, 05:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 05:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Unfortunately, if Duchess (or any other Mock woman for that matter) were locked in a room with me, they'd end up swooning over my looks and eventually give in to their carnal desires.

Actually, you and FAHQTOO would be a fun watch/listen.

And, I predict she'd prove you wrong, as usual.

She has very little time for me.

It would seem we have very little in common...

Except for carnal desires.

FQ2 would eventually be putty in my hands.

(07-03-2013, 05:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 05:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 05:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Unfortunately, if Duchess (or any other Mock woman for that matter) were locked in a room with me, they'd end up swooning over my looks and eventually give in to their carnal desires.

Actually, you and FAHQTOO would be a fun watch/listen.

And, I predict she'd prove you wrong, as usual.

She has very little time for me.

It would seem we have very little in common...

Except for carnal desires.

FQ2 would eventually be putty in my hands.

Ahhh...only in your wet dteams.




I can't believe I'm going to say this, and I'll deny it till my dying day if it gets back to him.....I'd sooner be putty in CNs hands than yours.

I think you're a closet homo and everything about you screams PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY!!!!




No real man your age talks about tits and sex and how good looking you are...and how every woman can't resist you...blah, blah, blah.

I mean all of that with the deepest sense of love and respect. Just open that door and walk out and feel what its like to be FREE.

Thar laat part was me being sarcastic because we all know how much you give a shit about "freedom".

On second thought, stay in the closet beating off to gay porn on your lPHONE,


HoD was right, I proved you wrong...again

We're still friends, aren't we?

(07-03-2013, 04:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Duchess & Midwest Spy

You don't like him at all, do you.

I'd hogtie that mutha & put a ball in his mouth and then I'd scare the crap out of him by letting him watch me dig a firepit big enough to roast a chauvinist pig.

(07-03-2013, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 04:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Duchess & Midwest Spy

You don't like him at all, do you.

I'd hogtie that mutha & put a ball in his mouth and then I'd scare the crap out of him by letting him watch me dig a firepit big enough to roast a chauvinist pig.

I just said the exact same thing in a totally different way...Hahaha

(07-03-2013, 06:22 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 05:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 05:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 05:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Unfortunately, if Duchess (or any other Mock woman for that matter) were locked in a room with me, they'd end up swooning over my looks and eventually give in to their carnal desires.

Actually, you and FAHQTOO would be a fun watch/listen.

And, I predict she'd prove you wrong, as usual.

She has very little time for me.

It would seem we have very little in common...

Except for carnal desires.

FQ2 would eventually be putty in my hands.

Ahhh...only in your wet dteams.




I can't believe I'm going to say this, and I'll deny it till my dying day if it gets back to him.....I'd sooner be putty in CNs hands than yours.

I think you're a closet homo and everything about you screams PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY!!!!




No real man your age talks about tits and sex and how good looking you are...and how every woman can't resist you...blah, blah, blah.

I mean all of that with the deepest sense of love and respect. Just open that door and walk out and feel what its like to be FREE.

Thar laat part was me being sarcastic because we all know how much you give a shit about "freedom".

On second thought, stay in the closet beating off to gay porn on your lPHONE,


HoD was right, I proved you wrong...again

We're still friends, aren't we?

Like I said, it'll be a difficult task, but I'll be up for it.

I wouldn't have expected any less scathing response from you.

I hope you are indeed as fiery downstairs as your mouth is.

And yes, we'll always be friends!

(07-03-2013, 04:58 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: If past mockers are eligible my choice is CN and ImaDick with Tiki listening with me in secret. Tiki contemporaneously commenting on the exchange

The commentator addition is an interesting twist.

I think it would be funny to listen in on rams and my friend aussie engaged in discussion, with Crash as my private commentator.

I'd probably end up with a belly ache from laughing, but he might walk away with a headache.

If there was a heaven and a hell, you have just described the confluence of mine.

(07-03-2013, 10:12 PM)crash Wrote: If there was a heaven and a hell, you have just described the confluence of mine.

I'm your heaven aren't I?

Ahhh....no!

I'd really like to fuck someone up about now. *Throws hat in ring*. Let's go muther fuckers.

(07-03-2013, 10:59 PM)username Wrote: I'd really like to fuck someone up about now. *Throws hat in ring*. Let's go muther fuckers.

Let's get it on...

Hit me with your best shot, blondie!

(07-03-2013, 11:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-03-2013, 10:59 PM)username Wrote: I'd really like to fuck someone up about now. *Throws hat in ring*. Let's go muther fuckers.

Let's get it on...

Hit me with your best shot, blondie!

I want to fight with Cracker.


In the past I thought Donovan was witty, intelligent and smart.



















I don't know what the fuck I was thinking then.

Denied.

Tease!

(07-03-2013, 11:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Denied.

Tease!

You'd write an essay and beat my ass quoting dead people and old shows and stuff. I give already.

I wonder how long it would take Username to figure out what a dickhead I am.