(07-06-2013, 04:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, have you ever been kissed...with tongue?

Yes. I've had one girlfriend, in college, lasted 3 months. French kissed, took her to a college swing dance, she modelled her bathing suit for me with her panties on underneath, I massaged her tailbone after the dance, made her moan in pleasure, breathed on her neck a few times, made her moan then too. Then one night before Christmas break she picked out To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, I must have been staring too intensely at the screen, she noticed, asked me why, and I lied and told her I had crossdressed when I was younger but didn't anymore, she asked me how it felt, I awkwardly mumbled some answer, she was evasive when I called her twice during the long Christmas break, broke up with me after we got back from break, lied and said we could still be friends, gave me the cold shoulder afterwards. Found out later on she was actually attracted to one of my older brothers who was in his second last year of college when this happened. So now I'm left wondering if it was the crossdressing, the non attraction, or both that caused the breakup. Thus ended Clang's all too brief dating/sex life.

(whew! That answer was longer than intended)

(07-06-2013, 05:55 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So you take your pathetic excuse for a life out on a bunch of dead Firefighters?
Nice

Yes. No. Sort of?

(07-06-2013, 01:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Nah, I got nothing against brave firemen(like 9/11), just the stupid 19 dead firepussies.

Hahaha!

Wow! Unemployed, on the dole and this is the best you can do?

Fuck the ⁹⁄₁₁ douchebags, dumbass. They were bigger dumbfucks than the 19 who were attempting to save their neighbors property.

Even goddammed Katie Couric new the fucking buildings were gonna collapse . . . but your ⁹⁄₁₁ "trained" heroes rushed in to do what?

And then . . . and here's the kicker . . . the surviving "hero" cunts want "reparations" because they've contracted some type of mysterious ⁹⁄₁₁ malady and it's ruining their lives. Just like every loser on the government tit . . . victim!

I realize that you are unemployed but c'mon, welfare rat . . . IT'S A FUCKING JOB AND IT COMES WITH RISK.

FFS Clang . . . if you're gonna stir shit at least be consistent with your logic.

(07-07-2013, 12:39 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: FFS Clang . . . if you're gonna stir shit at least be consistent with your logic.

Sorry no can do. Logic burned rubber and left this thread along with the fire/fireman puns. This thread is going down in flames faster than those dead firemen(and the puns are back).

(07-07-2013, 02:00 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: This thread is going down in flames faster than those dead firemen(and the puns are back).

Good.

You'll have some time to reheat your tired puns for Tuesday's funerals.

From this point forward, Duchess' phrase "die in a fire" has somehow lost its zing and appeal . . . thanks to you, Clang.

I always loved when she pulled that one out, too.

Too bad you had nothing kind to say about your ⁹⁄₁₁ heroes.

(07-07-2013, 10:04 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: From this point forward, Duchess' phrase "die in a fire" has somehow lost its zing and appeal . . .

(07-07-2013, 10:04 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(07-07-2013, 02:00 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: This thread is going down in flames faster than those dead firemen(and the puns are back).

Good.

You'll have some time to reheat your tired puns for Tuesday's funerals.

From this point forward, Duchess' phrase "die in a fire" has somehow lost its zing and appeal . . . thanks to you, Clang.

I always loved when she pulled that one out, too.

Too bad you had nothing kind to say about your ⁹⁄₁₁ heroes.

I've just checked the “rules of the internet” and can confirm the following:-

Paragraph 13 subsection 9H - “internet forum members not engaged in gainful paid employment are forbidden from mocking people mentioned in online news media who are in gainful paid employment. Especially those who lose their lives whilst engaging in that gainful paid employment”.

Stop breaking the “rules of the internet” fatboy and shut your fucking cakehole.

(07-07-2013, 01:35 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I've just checked the “rules of the internet” and can confirm the following:-

Paragraph 13 subsection 9H - “internet forum members not engaged in gainful paid employment are forbidden from mocking people mentioned in online news media who are in gainful paid employment. Especially those who lose their lives whilst engaging in that gainful paid employment”.

May I use that one day? I don't have the occasion for it right now but I know it's only a matter of time before I do.

Thanks!

..........tipping the world back on center, one post at a time.

(07-07-2013, 01:35 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Stop breaking the “rules of the internet” fatboy and shut your fucking cakehole.

NO.

But thanks for the unintentional ego boost.

I'm a rebel, a badass rulebreaker OH YEAH!

[quote='Clang McFly' pid='329747' dateline='1373224069'
NO.

But thanks for the unintentional ego boost.

I'm a rebel, a badass rulebreaker OH YEAH!::smartass::::smug:::woo::kisses:
[/quote]

You are not a rebel, you are not a badass, you are not a rulebreaker.

You are a fat welfare rat 40 year old virgin who contributes absolutely nothing too society except what you flush down the toilet. You are a worthless pus sack on the arsehole of life and a waste of flesh that could have been better used on comatose turtle.

You signify everything that is wrong with 21^st western society and I hope you die in a blazing inferno while firemen toast marshmallows over your still twitching burning corpse.

(07-07-2013, 03:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [quote='Clang McFly' pid='329747' dateline='1373224069'
NO.

But thanks for the unintentional ego boost.

I'm a rebel, a badass rulebreaker OH YEAH!::smartass::::smug:::woo::kisses:

You are not a rebel, you are not a badass, you are not a rulebreaker.

You are a fat welfare rat 40 year old virgin who contributes absolutely nothing too society except what you flush down the toilet. You are a worthless pus sack on the arsehole of life and a waste of flesh that could have been better used on comatose turtle.

You signify everything that is wrong with 21^st western society and I hope you die in a blazing inferno while firemen toast marshmallows over your still twitching burning corpse.
[/quote]

What? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

(07-07-2013, 05:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-07-2013, 03:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(07-07-2013, 03:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: NO.

But thanks for the unintentional ego boost.

I'm a rebel, a badass rulebreaker OH YEAH!

You are not a rebel, you are not a badass, you are not a rulebreaker.

You are a fat welfare rat 40 year old virgin who contributes absolutely nothing too society except what you flush down the toilet. You are a worthless pus sack on the arsehole of life and a waste of flesh that could have been better used on comatose turtle.

You signify everything that is wrong with 21^st western society and I hope you die in a blazing inferno while firemen toast marshmallows over your still twitching burning corpse.

What? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Fuckin yeah! I fixed it.

ETA: you may know this CN but the only thing missing was a ] which fucked the whole thing up. It's a bitch back spacing to trim a quote on a phone...especially using a piece of shit Blackberry apparently.

I thought Clang left his blank to be a wiseass.

(07-07-2013, 06:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I thought Clang left his blank to be a wiseass.

No, but I had thought about doing that.

(07-07-2013, 01:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

Your insincerity is touching . . . and the effeminate use of emoticons adds a wonderful patronizing element.

Whenever I read DIAF in the future, the image of a slipshod homely tranny with a repugnant body will come to mind.

I'm kinda thinkin' this wasn't what Duchess intended.

Again . . . thanks for that.

(07-08-2013, 12:54 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(07-07-2013, 01:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

Your insincerity is touching . . . and the effeminate use of emoticons adds a wonderful patronizing element.

Whenever I read DIAF in the future, the image of a slipshod homely tranny with a repugnant body will come to mind.

I'm kinda thinkin' this wasn't what Duchess intended.

Again . . . thanks for that.

Has Clang officially had his plumbing changed?

Am I a day late and a dollar short in reading that info?

(07-08-2013, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Has Clang officially had his plumbing changed?
Am I a day late and a dollar short in reading that info?

Tranny is short for transvestite . . . not trans-gender.

Really?

On the dole and yet you thought he had the coin for a tuck and roll job?

FFS.