(07-14-2013, 07:00 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Yes, I believe he is a Methodist Sally.

Some of my family are Methodists they are against all forms of intoxicant or stimulant.

No booze, no drugs, no caffeine, nothing.

Many of the younger ones are followers of the “straight edge” way of life.

(07-14-2013, 12:49 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Just thought I would mention, the first miracle Jesus performed, he turned the water to wine

And here He is performing His famous second miracle. These two stunts alone made Him a regular at parties.

(07-15-2013, 04:20 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Many of the younger ones are followers of the “straight edge” way of life.

A casual acquaintance of mine told me her kid had a "straight edge" tattoo inked on his arm. Skater kid . . . pleasant, polite, studious . . . and sports a creepy raped-goth meets old school hip-hop look.

I had no idea about the "straight edge" philosophy until she enlightened me.

She seemed puzzled when I questioned if tattooing didn't run contrary to the whole "body is your temple" thing.

Indulgent parents . . . buy 'em a fucking T-Shirt . . . not a tat.

The pro wrestler CM Punk says that tattoos are classed as a bodily adornment as opposed to a bodily defilement in the straight edge way of thinking.

Apparently. I think its quite refreshing having a whole sub culture of young people with no interest in getting high or wasted.

I've never heard of straight edge. I am so uncool :(

(07-15-2013, 04:20 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(07-14-2013, 07:00 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Yes, I believe he is a Methodist Sally.

Some of my family are Methodists they are against all forms of intoxicant or stimulant.

No booze, no drugs, no caffeine, nothing.

Many of the younger ones are followers of the “straight edge” way of life.

No caffeine???? That is just wrong.

(07-15-2013, 06:22 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: And here He is performing His famous second miracle. These two stunts alone made Him a regular at parties.

*singing* but you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You think the Methodists are bad, my grandpa converted from a Nazarene preacher to a Methodist one just so his bald ass could wear a toupee in peace.

Under the Nazarene rules even ordering a pizza or going to a movie theater is a sin because they associate it with drunk, promiscuous teenagers. I'm not one to think you can blame your life on anyone but yourself, but with parents like that I can see how they were a minor, contributing factor in my dad's fucked up life.

You've been giving the thread "RUSSELL'S PECKER" a lot of attention 7/11. Dr. Freud might be interested if he was still alive but, alas he is dead. He died. they buried him. The grass tickled his feet, laughed, laughed he thought he died! He did die! They buried him. The grass tickled his feet. laughed laughed buried him. The grass tickled his feet, laughed, laughed he thought he died! He did die! They buried him. The grass tickled his feet. laughed laughed he thought he died! He did die! dead die dead die he thought he died! He did die! Damn he died.

(07-15-2013, 09:14 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(07-15-2013, 06:22 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: These two stunts alone made Him a regular at parties.

but you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You get the door! Can't you see my hands are full.
With help like you I'll need a miracle to pull this party off.
God help me!!
And tell Peter to make sure he washes his hands.
Just one more flop and they'll crucify me.
I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders.

(07-15-2013, 09:31 PM)Maggot Wrote: You've been giving the thread "RUSSELL'S PECKER" a lot of attention 7/11.

It wasn't me who started this thread and brought to our attention the enormity of the situation. I am here simply for scientific purposes and to be of any assistance. Hoping to make a contribution to make the world a better place, all that stuff.

(07-15-2013, 09:31 PM)Maggot Wrote: You've been giving the thread "RUSSELL'S PECKER" a lot of attention 7/11. Dr. Freud might be interested if he was still alive but, alas he is dead. He died. they buried him. The grass tickled his feet, laughed, laughed he thought he died! He did die! They buried him. The grass tickled his feet. laughed laughed buried him. The grass tickled his feet, laughed, laughed he thought he died! He did die! They buried him. The grass tickled his feet. laughed laughed he thought he died! He did die! dead die dead die he thought he died! He did die! Damn he died.

I am always happy to witness a grown man have a nervous breakdown online.

I think this is Maggot on a normal day.

(07-15-2013, 10:04 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

'This Is It'. I don't care how much Michael wants to kiss ass. It's the last party for those thankless AEG execs. Damn Jews!!

Russell the little pop tart has actually been quite coy about his manhood saying it is nothing to shout about.

But the fact he is an advanced exponent of yoga means he can probably perform feats we can only dream of.

In the words of jake the snake roberts “its not the size of the wand but the magic you can perform with it!”

OP, have you ever heard about him picking up homeless people & taking them out for a bite to eat? He's pretty generous with his cash too insofar as he passes out money to those same homeless individuals.

I don't know anything about him taking individuals out for meals but he does a shitload of charity work for drug addicts and the homeless. He used to be a heroin addict himself when he was young and he's passionate about drug addicts getting help instead of being ignored labelled and stereotyped.

His humour used to be quite cruel sometimes but he's mellowed and become very metaphysical about life. He's the kind of bloke I would definitely have as a guest at a dream dinner party because he's funny and articulate and intelligent.

Just keep him off the booze and heroin and he'd be fine.

You wish you weren't married I bet. Aussiebitch is single though.

(07-17-2013, 04:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: You wish you weren't married I bet. Aussiebitch is single though.

Yeah wanting a man at my dream dinner table makes me gay.

I know all you would want at your dream dinner date is 6 women with big melons buttward.

(07-17-2013, 04:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: You wish you weren't married I bet. Aussiebitch is single though.

You know if I was there I would smack you right now? I would. You have been very naughty lately.