(07-24-2013, 11:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...would you hold his small penis against him?

I doubt there's enough there and how would you get a grip on it?

(07-25-2013, 09:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [quote='crash' pid='333156' dateline='1374749429']
No, lucky for you; I have no chance of winning one of these competitions..


[/quote)

Sure you do...unlike the bottom 3 losers, you're in my top 2.

Bottom 3:
Clang
MS
Ninja

Top 2:
Crash
Dono

Whod've thunk?

(07-25-2013, 05:09 PM)username Wrote:

(07-24-2013, 11:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...would you hold his small penis against him?

I doubt there's enough there and how would you get a grip on it?

I almost feel like we should pitch in as a group and get him this:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/29092612264...s&var=sbar

(07-25-2013, 06:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 05:09 PM)username Wrote:

(07-24-2013, 11:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...would you hold his small penis against him?

I doubt there's enough there and how would you get a grip on it?

I almost feel like we should pitch in as a group and get him this:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/29092612264...s&var=sbar

Or, you could just donate yours and save us all a little cash.

Nah, you're right, not the right type of product for second hand gifting.

(07-25-2013, 06:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 06:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 05:09 PM)username Wrote:

(07-24-2013, 11:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...would you hold his small penis against him?

I doubt there's enough there and how would you get a grip on it?

I almost feel like we should pitch in as a group and get him this:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/29092612264...s&var=sbar

Or, you could just donate yours and save us all a little cash.

Nah, you're right, not the right type of product for second hand gifting.

THERE'S your snarky side!

About time!

(07-25-2013, 07:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: THERE'S your snarky side!

About time!

It's there quite a bit, MS.

It's just clear that you need to have things spelled out more obviously than most to comprehend them.

You're welcome.

Top 3 for every women here guaranteed...

1.Mo
2. ESAD
3.This third one is giving me a bit of trouble

I guess I'll give it to Crash.

(07-25-2013, 07:09 PM)sally Wrote: Top 3 for every women here guaranteed...

1.Mo
2. ESAD
3.This third one is giving me a bit of trouble

Oops.

Looks like it'll be unrequited love for me with Sally.

Sumbitch!

Top three women

HotD
UserFuck
Aussie

I'd put myself above Aussie, but I think my crabby personality ruins it.

(07-25-2013, 08:09 PM)sally Wrote: Top three women

HotD
UserFuck
Aussie

I'd put myself above Aussie, but I think my crabby personality ruins it.

No way. I don't think I'd be in the top. I sense that I'm too direct for most of the guys around here and I'm as old as ramsey, FFS.

(07-25-2013, 08:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 08:09 PM)sally Wrote: Top three women

HotD
UserFuck
Aussie

I'd put myself above Aussie, but I think my crabby personality ruins it.

No way. I don't think I'd be in the top. I sense that I'm too direct for most of the guys around here and I'm as old as ramsey, FFS.

You have really big tits and a nice smile though. Even though I suspect you have a 10 inch schlong and a pancake ass, I still put you in first place.

(07-25-2013, 06:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 09:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [quote='crash' pid='333156' dateline='1374749429']
No, lucky for you; I have no chance of winning one of these competitions..


[/quote)

Sure you do...unlike the bottom 3 losers, you're in my top 2.

Bottom 3:
Clang
MS
Ninja

Top 2:
Crash
Dono

Whod've thunk?

Obviously you weren't thunking, but that's normal for you.

Dono is too liberal for me. He's somewhere in the middle.

Of course ESAD is tied with crash.

If I have to pick a third, it would be Middle Finger, sexy Italian hunk that he is.

Betcha never saw that coming...Mr. knowitall.

WTF??

Poof...it was there and now it's gone.

@ MS...since my quote button doesn't seem to be working.


Obviously, you didn't thunk, since you're wrong, as usual.

Dono is too liberal for me. I'll put him somewhere in the middle, not that I'm ever going to go down the list. Well, maybe the top 2 if given the opportunity.

Of course ESAD is in my top two. If I have to pick a third, it would be Middle Finger.

BAM!!! betcha didn't see that one coming...Mr. knowitall.

I love Middle Finger, he's my 1^st. I didn't mention him because he doesn't post anymore. He's short though and has hair plugs.

(07-25-2013, 08:45 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 06:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 09:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-25-2013, 06:50 AM)crash Wrote: No, lucky for you; I have no chance of winning one of these competitions..

Sure you do...unlike the bottom 3 losers, you're in my top 2.

Bottom 3:
Clang
MS
Ninja

Top 2:
Crash
Dono

Whod've thunk?

Obviously you weren't thunking, but that's normal for you.

Dono is too liberal for me. He's somewhere in the middle.

Of course ESAD is tied with crash.

If I have to pick a third, it would be Middle Finger, sexy Italian hunk that he is.

Betcha never saw that coming...Mr. knowitall.

Fixed it. It was a ) in place of a ].

^^ MF... I can see that.

And props to ESAD, cuz I DIDN'T see that coming.

Now, for MY list of Mock ladies that I'd 'date' if I were single (of course).

1. Sally. Attractive AND submissive. Awesome.

2. Aussie. Attractive AND crazier than a rat in a tin shithouse. Awesome.

3. Duchess. Attractive AND raised by nuns. Home Run.

Loosey Loo + a bottle of Gran Marnier = probably the best shag in the looney bin..

But does anyone really want to go there?

Stop it! I am on the wagon.