(09-15-2013, 05:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Nothing against the cute kids but that is so fucked up.

I know! Could they have made the damn backpacks any uglier? Yuk.

(09-15-2013, 06:09 PM)crash Wrote: Trying to shield Ramsey with a coach bag would be like trying to shield a rhino with a tissue..

(09-15-2013, 06:09 PM)crash Wrote: Trying to shield Ramsey with a coach bag would be like trying to shield a rhino with a tissue..

Yea right because I'm soooooo fat. Dumbass.

Speaking of purses, I bought this Dooney & Bourke bag at Macys today. I just bought a new bag a month or two ago and it was too small. This one will probably be too big. Eventually I'll get one that's just right.



Notice how it doesn't have DB all over it? User doesn't go for that shit.

Thanks to Duchess, I walked right by the Coach section thinking "nigger, nigger, nigger".

That's a cute bag. Is that the color you got?

(09-15-2013, 06:47 PM)username Wrote: Thanks to Duchess, I walked right by the Coach section thinking "nigger, nigger, nigger".

Dooney is one of my favorite bags. I only carry that or Guess.

I'd like to be able to get over my aversion to Coach but I don't see that ever happening.

I have a Gucci bag that has sat in its dust cover on a shelf in my closet since my boss gifted me with it one Christmas several years ago. I'll never use it, I think it's matronly looking.

Cluck Cluck Cluck

(09-15-2013, 07:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That's a cute bag. Is that the color you got?

Yeah. For the longest time, I only wore brown or black bags (with an occasional exception). I don't know why. Maybe I'll change my mind during the winter but all the brown and black bags just looked blah to me today. My last bag (the one that was too small) was a deep rusty red.

It's purty.

Believe it or not, I saw a bum on the side of the road carrying that exact same bag the other day. He had a of piece of notebook paper taped to it saying that he is a disabled vet and hungry. I asked him where he got the bag and he said he uses it to poop in. Strange coincidence.

I didn't see the matching cigarette case, I imagine it was in his back pocket or tucked in his sock.

(09-15-2013, 08:42 PM)sally Wrote: Believe it or not, I saw a bum on the side of the road carrying that exact same bag the other day. He had a of piece of notebook paper taped to it saying that he is a disabled vet and hungry. I asked him where he got the bag and he said he uses it to poop in. Strange coincidence.

I didn't see the matching cigarette case, I imagine it was in his back pocket or tucked in his sock.

Listen up she-man...if I recall correctly you don't even carry a purse. Do you have permanent marks on your jeans where you carry your billfold and chew tin?

You guys are ruining Coach for me.

I feel great.

So, ramsey, you seem less of a raging bitch today.

How'd you finally get it all out - torture somebody, turn to drugs and alcohol, seduce a college boy...?

(09-16-2013, 07:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, ramsey, you seem less of a raging bitch today.

How'd you finally get it all out - torture somebody, turn to drugs and alcohol, seduce a college boy...?

Pharmecuticles.

(09-16-2013, 07:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Pharmecuticles.

:s

Prescription manicures?

*facepalm*

(09-16-2013, 08:07 PM)crash Wrote:

(09-16-2013, 07:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Pharmecuticles.

:s

Prescription manicures?

*facepalm*

I'm not gonna be too quick to nail rams on this one, crash.

Imagine the advantages of her "drug-altered cuticle" cure for flagrant bitchiness.

Just put a little somethin' somethin' at a chronic bitcher's fingertips...and wait for the calm to set in.

Personally, I'm gonna clip ramsey's idea and file it away (after a little polishing). It could come in handy at the next SBA meeting.

There's is nothing like a China man doing a work over on your feet, Crash. You should try it sometime.

(09-16-2013, 07:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Pharmecuticles.

(09-16-2013, 08:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(09-16-2013, 08:07 PM)crash Wrote:

(09-16-2013, 07:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Pharmecuticles.

:s

Prescription manicures?

*facepalm*

I'm not gonna be too quick to nail rams on this one, crash.

Imagine the advantages of her "drug-altered cuticle" cure for flagrant bitchiness.

Just put a little somethin' somethin' at a chronic bitcher's fingertips...and wait for the calm to set in.

Personally, I'm gonna clip ramsey's idea and file it away (after a little polishing). It could come in handy at the next SBA meeting.

How DO you spell it?

Pharmaceuticals.

(09-17-2013, 07:32 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(09-16-2013, 08:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(09-16-2013, 08:07 PM)crash Wrote:

(09-16-2013, 07:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Pharmecuticles.

:s

Prescription manicures?

*facepalm*

I'm not gonna be too quick to nail rams on this one, crash.

Imagine the advantages of her "drug-altered cuticle" cure for flagrant bitchiness.

Just put a little somethin' somethin' at a chronic bitcher's fingertips...and wait for the calm to set in.

Personally, I'm gonna clip ramsey's idea and file it away (after a little polishing). It could come in handy at the next SBA meeting.

How DO you spell it?

Medicinal drug