In a new study based in liverpool England, university of Dracut professor Oliver Klozof said based on a study of 100 women it has been discovered that women who lay in bed on their hands and knees for at least half an hour before going to bed have a 40% chance of not getting saggy breasts and it has also been found to increase blood flow to the brain 20%.

With their ass in the air?

First of all... Maggot is made of win. Secondly... Username, why? Just... Why? *tears well up in his eyes*

(09-13-2013, 02:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: In a new study based in liverpool England, university of Dracut professor Oliver Klozof said based on a study of 100 women it has been discovered that women who lay in bed on their hands and knees for at least half an hour before going to bed have a 40% chance of not getting saggy breasts and it has also been found to increase blood flow to the brain 20%.

I'm skeptical of the omitted research results.

So, women who don't lay on their knees and hands before going to sleep have a 60% chance of not getting saggy breasts (or 100%, or 12%, or...)?

P.s. Oliver Klozof is a fan of Gloria Stitz, I bet.

How does one 'lay' on their hands and knees? I have a total different mental picture of a woman on her hands and knees in my mind, and it usually involves the boobs being pretty active..

If you fuckers don't get it I might need to rethink my opinion of the mental stability of everyone here again. Come closing time you all look very beautiful though and that's a plus at any rate.

(09-13-2013, 05:57 PM)crash Wrote: How does one 'lay' on their hands and knees? I have a total different mental picture of a woman on her hands and knees in my mind, and it usually involves the boobs being pretty active..

Think "pillows" fluffy noise gathering "pillows'.

(09-13-2013, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: If you fuckers don't get it I might need to rethink my opinion of the mental stability of everyone here again. Come closing time you all look very beautiful though and that's a plus at any rate.

Yeah, well...

Last night, I tried the Klozof layaway-plan for 30 minutes.

Woke up this morning with a cold, twitching glutes, and my right breast is saggier than the left one.

But, I think it's working! The left breast must have traveled north a bit.

No dummy here... Going for 40 minutes tonight.

(09-13-2013, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Think "pillows" fluffy noise gathering "pillows'.

I thought I got it until you posted this nonsense. WTH? It sounds like you're talking about whoopee cushions now.

Goddamnit. I thought maybe User was having second thoughts and I was prepared to move this thread to a private forum.

Finally got to look through the user pics over the weekend. All three ladies above are easy on the eyes. Guess it's about time to send Dutchess a pic of myself.

(09-17-2013, 02:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Finally got to look through the user pics over the weekend. All three ladies above are easy on the eyes. Guess it's about time to send Dutchess a pic of myself.

Doooo eeeet.

(09-17-2013, 02:50 PM)username Wrote:

(09-17-2013, 02:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Finally got to look through the user pics over the weekend. All three ladies above are easy on the eyes. Guess it's about time to send Dutchess a pic of myself.

Doooo eeeet.

Done

I have three kids, ages 14-4, and I breastfed all three of them.

My breasts are still in the same place they have always been...they don't sag at all.

Maybe I lucked out. I am a "C" cup, so I don't know if that plays into it.

(08-27-2013, 06:11 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I want a boob job. That's true.

You don't need to go all surgical or spend a lot of money, aussie. Accessories are key.



I bet you'd get more action wearing one of these than you do donning that super sexy rope scarf of yours even.

Btw, you almost done with your thesis?

I do like those better than the rope scarf, Aussie. The rope scarf was so depressing. The boob scarf says I'm fun and vivacious and sexually liberated goddamnit.

I think we should put one of them under the Mock Christmas tree for MS.

Odd how I associate boobs with MS.

(09-18-2013, 12:56 AM)nrkerr Wrote: I have three kids, ages 14-4, and I breastfed all three of them.

My breasts are still in the same place they have always been...they don't sag at all.

Maybe I lucked out. I am a "C" cup, so I don't know if that plays into it.

No idea it plays into anything, but I got to say, I am a fan

(10-29-2013, 04:35 PM)sally Wrote: I do like those better than the rope scarf, Aussie. The rope scarf was so depressing. The boob scarf says I'm fun and vivacious and sexually liberated goddamnit.

Oh you're just jealous Big Sal. Ima get you one for Christmas and maybe then you will stop harping on about it. I rock that rope.

(10-29-2013, 04:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Btw, you almost done with your thesis?

Yep just into the nip and tuck phase. Nearly done.