Midwest Spy is frustrated and disappointed with his "Mock experience" as of late. Suggestions/ideas to help MS increase his level of satisfaction?

Reminder: MS has had it with all the pleasantries as of late! No need to hold back. Every contribution counts...

Thanks for your concern HotD.

What I really need is a full-body massage with a happy ending.

Something along these lines:

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/181...ostitution

Hmm. I figured your gripe fest must have been a result of sexual frustration (that, or jealousy over Dick's legendary status).

If a "happy ending" from a 60-something year old prostitute is all it takes to stop your crying, I'll gladly chip in.

He should go to Bigsausagepizza.com and he'll come back nice and refreshed.

(05-04-2012, 09:39 PM)sally Wrote: He should go to Bigsausagepizza.com and he'll come back nice and refreshed.

I don't know if he checked out your good recommendation, but if he needs more than big sausage, figured this might be a form of therapy MS could really sink his teeth into,


Kristy Love's clients can get both normal and "sensual" massages, but her stack-in-trade is something called the "happy man works" where she rubs her gigantic bosoms over various parts of her client's body for $300 an hour.

She makes up to $1,300 a day. Apparently, the demand for her services there in Georgia is high.

(Possible career option there for ramsey?)

(05-04-2012, 05:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Midwest Spy is frustrated and disappointed with his "Mock experience" as of late. Suggestions/ideas to help MS increase his level of satisfaction?

Reminder: MS has had it with all the pleasantries as of late! No need to hold back. Every contribution counts...

The best advice I have is he should fuck off.

(11-11-2013, 04:04 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:

(05-04-2012, 05:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Midwest Spy is frustrated and disappointed with his "Mock experience" as of late. Suggestions/ideas to help MS increase his level of satisfaction?

Reminder: MS has had it with all the pleasantries as of late! No need to hold back. Every contribution counts...

The best advice I have is he should fuck off.

This is a really old thread, ESAD - MS hasn't been griping about it being too tame at Mock lately.

I just didn't want to open another "MS" therapy thread, but wanted to make sure he knew about new treatment options available when he starts to feel restless or neglected again.

Miss Kristy Love would surely smother him in attention...

There's nothing like having your parts smothered in long hair and beautiful breasts.

I appreciate you thinking in that way about me, HotD!

MS, what attracted you to your wife? Long hair & big boobs? Was she a co-worker?

She wasn't a co-worker, but does have long hair and big breasts. I consider a breast 'big' if it spills out the sides of my hand as I'm grasping it.

(11-11-2013, 04:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I consider a breast 'big' if it spills out the sides of my hand as I'm grasping it.

So, I think the important question is...how big are your hands?

(11-11-2013, 05:08 PM)nrkerr Wrote:

(11-11-2013, 04:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I consider a breast 'big' if it spills out the sides of my hand as I'm grasping it.

So, I think the important question is...how big are your hands?

Small enough to make your hooters look like DD's.

(11-11-2013, 05:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(11-11-2013, 05:08 PM)nrkerr Wrote:

(11-11-2013, 04:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I consider a breast 'big' if it spills out the sides of my hand as I'm grasping it.

So, I think the important question is...how big are your hands?

Small enough to make your hooters look like DD's.

As long as they only LOOK that big, I'm okay with that. I would hate to have size DD's. I'm good with my 38C.

(11-11-2013, 05:53 PM)nrkerr Wrote:

(11-11-2013, 05:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(11-11-2013, 05:08 PM)nrkerr Wrote:

(11-11-2013, 04:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I consider a breast 'big' if it spills out the sides of my hand as I'm grasping it.

So, I think the important question is...how big are your hands?

Small enough to make your hooters look like DD's.

I'm good with my 38C's.

I'm sure I would be too.

(11-11-2013, 04:04 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: The best advice I have is he should fuck off.

I wholeheartedly second this motion.

Saying that midwest is one of the only other men here that loves his family more than guns.