(11-21-2013, 10:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Jesus Christ...are you serious? No facts?
Ever heard of Google? Or maybe youtube.

Yes that's what you need to make an informed educated point, use 'google' and 'youtube' and there it is. Your poor education is glaringly obvious and I have to be honest, I feel embarrassed for you.

I give up with you, I'm sorry, but I just can't speak moron as fluently as you.

(11-21-2013, 05:03 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: what have you done to make the world a better place?

I give you - Mock.

(11-21-2013, 07:38 PM)sally Wrote: If you don't like it Aussie you can stick Oprah's $38,000 purse up your gigantic ass.

Hey hey, that was a bit below the belt.

(11-22-2013, 08:03 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Good things come in small bundles its the horse crap that comes in small bundles

I'm sure that's how your parish priest justified it to you, but it's just a saying created by religious people to make short people feel good about themselves, Frodo, kinda like the tooth fairy, Jesus and the bible..

Gollum referred to the ring as 'his precious'. So you can't call me Gollum, and refer to me as your precious...unless you have a thing for my ring

Do you have a thing for my ring, Frodo? I've heard about role assumption in the mentally ill, but really?

(11-22-2013, 08:18 AM)crash Wrote:

(11-22-2013, 08:03 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Good things come in small bundles its the horse crap that comes in small bundles

I'm sure that's how you're parish priest justified it to you, but it's just a saying created by religious people to make short people feel good about themselves, Frodo, kinda like the tooth fairy, Jesus and the bible..

Gollum referred to the ring as 'his precious'. So you can't call me Gollum, and refer to me as your precious...unless you have a thing for my ring

Do you have a thing for my ring, Frodo? I've heard about role assumption in the mentally ill, but really?

Reduced to the level of changing quotes already? And its only 1230 p.m London/Greenwich time! Which means its probably....Christmas day 2014 in Narnia where dicksplash crash lives.

The bigger they are the harder they fall is another prophecy we see fulfilled here every day by you.

As with maggotyboo if we ever share a jail cell 8 ball it will quickly become clear to you who's gonna be the bitch in the relationship. Its no coincidence that when an aussie says “fe fi fo fum I smell the bleed the blood of an Englishman!” He immediately bends over offering his ring in readiness. We see clear evidence of you offering me your ring here! Thanks but no thanks!, nice to see its still in the aussie blood!

(11-22-2013, 08:36 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: As with maggotyboo if we ever share a jail cell 8 ball it will quickly become clear to you who's gonna be the bitch in the relationship.

interesting that you keep calling me convict, but keep putting yourself in these jail cell hypotheticals? Do you have a jail fetish and a ring fetish, Frodo?

You'd be lucky to make JsMom your bitch, and she'd probably volunteer...

(11-22-2013, 08:10 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(11-21-2013, 05:54 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yesterday, I prayed for world peace.

It's not enough. Her contributions are better than yours. She wins.

Hello...there was the sacrificing of the jeans for the sake of public decency as well.

I don't hate on Oprah and I'm not in competition with her or anybody else anyway. I give what I can to make the world a better place for people I can reach - don't feel the need to rattle off details, that's not what motivates altruism, for me.

Admittedly, though, I probably do more not to be a burden to society and not to make the world a worse place than I do to actively make the world a better place. That counts too, in my book.

(11-22-2013, 08:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(11-21-2013, 10:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Jesus Christ...are you serious? No facts?
Ever heard of Google? Or maybe youtube.

Yes that's what you need to make an informed educated point, use 'google' and 'youtube' and there it is. Your poor education is glaringly obvious and I have to be honest, I feel embarrassed for you.

I give up with you, I'm sorry, but I just can't speak moron as fluently as you.

So video's of the fat nigger spewing her racist bullshit doesn't count I guess...I'm sure it was an imposter.

FYI...as long as you're on here, crazy lady, you will never be done with me.

Yep, that is real high brow intellectual dialogue right there.

I speaka-de-engliss moron, I didn't say I was done, I said I can't speak fluent moron like you. And you do it so eloquently.

Get back in your trailer and don't come out 'til you have finished your menopause!

Moron is one of my all-time favorite words.

But to find out this late in life that you can actually 'speak' moron, well, let's just say, its like an epiphany.

Thanks Aussie.

I have to admit MWS, I am a little apprehensive to respond to you, as I am afraid that any reply will be interpreted by you as offering you my vagina.

(11-22-2013, 08:47 AM)crash Wrote: interesting that you keep calling me convict, but keep putting yourself in these jail cell hypotheticals? Do you have a jail fetish and a ring fetish, Frodo?

You'd be lucky to make JsMom your bitch, and she'd probably volunteer...

Yeah emphasis on the “hypothetical” as opposed to the “reality” of your great great great grandad being a deported criminal scumbag my precious.

As for the Frodo hilarity I'd rather look like a hobbit than look like you, a constipated goblin with brain damage.

(11-22-2013, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I have to admit MWS, I am a little apprehensive to respond to you, as I am afraid that any reply will be interpreted by you as offering you my vagina.

Be careful, he might turn you into one of his daydreams about that time (that didn't actually happen) he seduced an Aussie chick.

I'm guessing his wankbank offers very low interest rates.

(11-26-2013, 09:58 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Yeah emphasis on the “hypothetical” as opposed to the “reality” of your great great great grandad being a deported criminal scumbag my precious.

As for the Frodo hilarity I'd rather look like a hobbit than look like you, a constipated goblin with brain damage.

Oh come on, Frodo, try harder! your repetitive nature is so fucking tiresome!

We covered the part about how my ancestors got here years ago. Your failure to remember it, or decision to ignore it, only reflects on your mentality, not my heritage.

Even if we had got out here on the convict fleet, it's still nice to supersede the riffraff that we came from..

http://www.businessinsider.com.au/top-co...stralia-15

You'll notice we're on top of the list, you shitheads ranked a paltry 10^th.

Oh, and you just keep perpetuating my joke about the rough heads if you need to, as stated before, your inane repetition speaks volumes of your lack of material.

(11-26-2013, 10:15 AM)crash Wrote: your repetitive nature is so fucking tiresome!

you just keep perpetuating my joke about the rough heads

your inane repetition speaks volumes of your lack of material.

Frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo frodo.

I couldn't be arsed replying to your drivel for 3 days you could barely wait 3 minutes you sad and tragic man.

You want me to stop mentioning the fact your head looks like an orange being microwaved my precious? No! Stop being a hypocrite completely contradicting yourself you aussie moron.

As for your little link oh please! Yeah that's concrete evidence that chuzz wonga land is better than the UK. An argument as compelling as watching paint dry, I was going to say grass grow but you are more familiar with parched dust bowls.

Heh... Nothing, as usual. Night, deliverance, have fun with your pig..

(11-26-2013, 10:40 AM)crash Wrote: Heh... Nothing, as usual. Night, deliverance, have fun with your pig..

Oh yeah its late at night in the poisonous animal theme park you live in isn't it my precious?

Nighty night don't let the bed bugs bite! (Seriously like everything in yarbby wozza land they are extremely toxic and poisonous)

One. Trick. Pony..

(11-26-2013, 04:28 PM)crash Wrote: One. Trick. Pony..

No. Trick. Mong..