User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.

She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.

Six is like a pork chop.

He's kinda tough; but consistent and well complimented by something sweet in which to dip the white meat.

Maybe a little grissly sometimes, but it typically enhances the flavor.

I don't often buy pork chops because they don't seem to mix well with the black beans and brown rice that I sometimes have around, but I always enjoy them when they're presented to me.

Six is like a pork chop.

(11-22-2013, 03:39 PM)sally Wrote: User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.

She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.

You've got a knack for food personification.

Your's is better, but I was thinking User is like sour kraut.

She's thin, packs a mean bite, and is frequently found slopped over a weiner.

@LooseyLoo

Loosey is a UN food drop. Mainly up-tight and white rice, prone to hysteria and craziness and usually only eaten by the desperate.

Loosey is a UN food drop.

Aussie is like Cracker Jacks: If you take her out to the ball game you'll come back completely nuts wearing a crappy decoder ring.

She's a classic and seems more appealing when you're stoned, drunk or gay.

Maggot is like a jalapeno.

He's hot and spicy and livens up even the blandest fare; a party favorite who's particularly festive when pickled.

But, when too many seedy ingredients are tossed in the mix, he delivers a sting strong enough to bring tears to the eyes.

Maggot is like a jalapeno.

MS is like a pig in a blanket.

He thinks he's the life of the party and all women's eyes are on him. He often ends up a leftover along with the jello mold.

He's good dipped in mustard and the kids seem to like him anyway.

(11-22-2013, 07:27 PM)sally Wrote: She's a classic and seems more appealing when you're stoned, drunk or gay.

You can't dispute an evidence-based definition.

⁷⁄₁₁ reminds me of a Kumquat sweet on the outside with a soft chewy sour center. She can be taken whole with a mixed flavor or just the outside then the inside goo separate.
Sometimes thorny and good in a cocktail the name of the fruit rhymes with a bunch of things that remind me of her.

FAHQTOO is like a rocket pop
She’s slim, and fun, and gives “all American” a good name
She’s refreshing and naturally cool as they come
Bite into her without thinking, and she’ll brain-freeze a bitch

FAHQTOO is like a rocket pop


Tiki is like a strong Bloody Mary
Hankerin’-inducing, tangy, and never predictable
Sometimes hot, sometimes cool, sometimes a meal, and sometimes an appetizer - always a good buzz
Some people like salt-free watered-down Bloody Marys (effin' amateurs)
I savor that slight ring of salt on the outside and like 'em strong...
even when they catch my tongue off-guard and leave me stumbling a bit

Tiki is like a strong Bloody Mary

(11-23-2013, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: ...the name of the fruit rhymes with a bunch of things that remind me of her.

HotD is a mushroom.

Funky, ready to release water and looks good with a cap. A lot of people think she's gross, but those who like her appreciate her earthiness and versatility.

She goes well with garlic, black lights and lava lamps.

(11-24-2013, 10:32 PM)sally Wrote: HotD is a mushroom.

Funky, ready to release water and looks good with a cap. A lot of people think she's gross, but those who like her appreciate her earthiness and versatility.

She goes well with garlic, black lights and lava lamps.

Who are these tasteless lot of people!?!?

Ah well, I don't like mushrooms (in food, anyway) myself, so I guess it's cool.

P.s. I've got no bladder control issues; you're all wet projecting your water-release readiness onto me, ham hock.

Dono is Muenster cheese.

He thinks he's higher up intellectually on the cheese ladder, but everyone thinks he's boring and stinks.

He makes a good grilled cheese and pairs well with crazy bitches and cheap Zinfandel.

*sniff* crazy bitches and cheap zinfandel...good times.

(11-24-2013, 11:26 PM)Donovan Wrote: *sniff* crazy bitches and cheap zinfandel...good times.

I changed my mind, you're like a 6 pack of Ramen noodles. The reasons are so obvious I don't even need to list them.

Big Sal is like Chicken of the Sea

She’s crammed in the can most of the time, wet and smelling fishy
Once released and drained, she’s simple and easy and pretty good when toasted
She has an elementary school type familiarity about her that puts a smile on most people’s faces

Sally is like Chicken of the Sea

^lol

Tuna is one of my favorite foods and Sally is one of my favorite Mockers.

(11-25-2013, 12:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Tuna is one of my favorite foods and Sally is one of my favorite Mockers.

I like them both, too.