I made this just for Duchess. Not to shabby for being made out of toilet paper .

(12-10-2013, 02:51 PM)sally Wrote: I made this just for Duchess.

You're hysterical. Thank you so much!

(12-10-2013, 01:30 PM)username Wrote:

(12-09-2013, 03:18 PM)sally Wrote: All you need to make a wreath is a wire hanger and toilet paper. Bend the hanger into a circle and pull off about four squares of tissue, fold tissue in half and twist around the hanger. Continue doing that until the hanger is full. You can then add bells or a bow or whatever you like to it.

I think that's fucking brilliant! I could do that! My friends would be impressed as hell if I homemade anything. I've never even made a stupid cupcake. Ever.

If you do make it, I was wrong about the four squares of tissue. You only need one square at a time and keep twisting and pushing them tight together. In between you can twist candy or whatever into it with bread ties.

I'm not into crafts and never made a cupcake either. My mom showed me how to make toilet paper wreaths when I was a little kid and I haven't thought about it in years until Duchess told Ramsey to make a wreath.

I just read that 1 in 5 children lives in poverty, giving the US the highest child poverty rate of any developed nation except for Romania. Can that possibly be true?

(12-10-2013, 02:51 PM)sally Wrote: I made this just for Duchess. Not to shabby for being made out of toilet paper .

I'm surprised you allow xmas decorations in your minimalist dental surgery of a home.

Toilet paper wreath eh? I can almost hear donny douchebag talking about an idea to “repurpose” some of those old newspapers he's been saving.

(12-10-2013, 09:21 AM)sally Wrote:

Stop it, you are giving Donny dimeless ideas for his next family camping trip.

(12-10-2013, 04:52 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Toilet paper wreath eh? I can almost hear donny douchebag talking about an idea to “repurpose” some of those old newspapers he's been saving.

He doesn't even need newspaper, he can just repurpose his eviction notices.

(12-10-2013, 05:48 PM)sally Wrote: He doesn't even need newspaper, he can just repurpose his eviction notices.

That's really thinking outside the box well done.

I can certainly imagine dimeless being a repo mans wet dream.

What the fuck am I saying? Even Aldi wouldn't give dimeless a bag of halloween candy on long term finance.

(12-10-2013, 02:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Never made a cupcake? What kind of mother are you?

I have a credit card for that stuff.

I've never made a sandwich for a man.

(12-11-2013, 03:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never made a sandwich for a man.

not even a tuna fish sandwich?

(12-11-2013, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(12-11-2013, 03:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never made a sandwich for a man.

not even a tuna fish sandwich?

You know Clang, you're not gonna make it as a fucking priest. Not a good one anyway. Just give that dream up and clean carpets or be a pest control guy.

I'll be fine. They'll brainwash the evil out of me in seminary. Just need to fake them out during the psych exams and application process.

(12-11-2013, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: not even a tuna fish sandwich?

You want to be a priest for godssake. Stop thinking about tuna that way.

(12-12-2013, 07:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-11-2013, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: not even a tuna fish sandwich?

You want to be a priest for godssake. Stop thinking about tuna that way.

as they've told me during discernment, priests are still human and might still have those kind of thoughts. Besides I still have the confession loophole if I need it.

(12-12-2013, 10:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Besides I still have the confession loophole if I need it.

Ah, loopholes.

Did you see where I'd like to take you to midnight Mass on Christmas Eve?

(12-12-2013, 11:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-12-2013, 10:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Besides I still have the confession loophole if I need it.

Ah, loopholes.

Did you see where I'd like to take you to midnight Mass on Christmas Eve?

no I didn't. I'm going to Mass at 630pm on Christmas Eve but I wouldn't mind going twice. I'm going to be a Eucharistic minister at the 630pm Mass.

(12-11-2013, 10:23 PM)sally Wrote: You know Clang, you're not gonna make it as a fucking priest. Not a good one anyway. Just give that dream up and clean carpets or be a pest control guy.

You never know.

Loves Jebus? Check.
Sexually perverted? Check.
Has no knowledge of sexual relationships between consenting adults? Check.
Knows nothing about parenthood or children? Check.

He could be a shoe in.

(12-11-2013, 03:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never made a sandwich for a man.

BLT please chop chop!

(12-12-2013, 01:09 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-11-2013, 10:23 PM)sally Wrote: You know Clang, you're not gonna make it as a fucking priest. Not a good one anyway. Just give that dream up and clean carpets or be a pest control guy.

You never know.

Loves Jebus? Check.
Sexually perverted? Check.
Has no knowledge of sexual relationships between consenting adults? Check.
Knows nothing about parenthood or children? Check.

He could be a shoe in.

thanks? Except for the sexually perverted part you just perfectly described my spiritual advisor.