(12-16-2013, 10:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: (I really pissed everyone off at my company one but that's another story)

Well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke...or a well-deserved scathingly honest insult...or a middle toe flip-off...or a wildly inappropriate Secret Santa exchange gift...or whatever it is you did.

If it's not too soon to talk about it, what went down, Maggot?

I'll probably love you even more for it.

Is anyone hoping for something in particular to be under the tree Christmas morning?

(12-17-2013, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Is anyone hoping for something in particular to be under the tree Christmas morning?

no, but if I found out something bad happened to CN it might make my Christmas a little brighter.

Only God Forgives on DVD and a replacement for my Wreck It Ralph DVD because my original has worn out I've watched it so many times!

(12-17-2013, 04:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: no, but if I found out something bad happened to CN it might make my Christmas a little brighter.

The fact I obviously get under your fat skin so much warms the cockles of my heart. I don't need presents at xmas I've got you, the gift that keeps on giving.

Yes, there is a mother's bracelet that I want.

(12-17-2013, 04:17 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-17-2013, 04:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: no, but if I found out something bad happened to CN it might make my Christmas a little brighter.

The fact I obviously get under your fat skin so much warms the cockles of my heart. I don't need presents at xmas I've got you, the gift that keeps on giving.

ditto.

(12-17-2013, 05:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: ditto.

Nope.

You are my forum punchbag and I wish you nothing but good tidings over the festive period. Proof positive you don't and never will get under my skin fatty.

(12-18-2013, 04:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-17-2013, 05:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: ditto.

Nope.

You are my forum punchbag and I wish you nothing but good tidings over the festive period. Proof positive you don't and never will get under my skin fatty.

whatever you need to tell yourself to get through life.

(12-18-2013, 04:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Proof positive I'll be back raging at you after the festive period ends.

Edited to reflect reality.

(12-18-2013, 05:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: whatever you need to tell yourself to get through life.

Ditto.

(12-18-2013, 05:16 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(12-18-2013, 04:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Proof positive I'll be back toying with you like a lazy cat playing with a dead fat mouse.

Edited to reflect actual reality.

(12-18-2013, 05:39 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-18-2013, 05:16 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(12-18-2013, 04:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Proof positive I'll be back toying with you like a lazy cat playing with a dead fat mouse.

Edited to reflect my delusional fantasies.

.

My delusional fantasies are more realistic and believable than your alleged realities.

Life is but an illusion. Namaste, brother.

I will promise never to call you fat and worthless ever again if you promise me you will never try and fail to sound profound and meaningful ever again.

Philosophically your comments could not be more retarded.

No deal grasshopper. Namaste.

(12-20-2013, 06:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: No deal grasshopper. Namaste.

I don't care what anyone says, Clang. I am sometimes enlightened by your posts.

In this thread alone, I was inspired to look up both "discernment retreat" and "Namaste".

Learn something new every week, sometimes twice even.

I think Clang is funny. I think CN is funny too. As long as they make me laugh I don't care how creepy they are.

(12-20-2013, 08:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(12-20-2013, 06:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: No deal grasshopper. Namaste.

I don't care what anyone says, Clang. I am sometimes enlightened by your posts.

In this thread alone, I was inspired to look up both "discernment retreat" and "Namaste".

Learn something new every week, sometimes twice even.

*speechless*