(12-30-2013, 05:27 PM)crash Wrote: I pick Hilary Swank. She looks male enough, right?

In Boys Don't Cry she didn't need much make up to look like a convincing dude that's for sure.

(12-31-2013, 05:22 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Which family members have they got?

Are you saying you have family members whose lives you don't consider important enough to save for you to eat a womans minge over?

(12-30-2013, 06:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll pick Ellen if they throw Portia in. Ellen cracks me up, and Portia is hot.

Good idea.

Ellen for laughs Portia for minge.

Or three way minge.

I'd pick sir Elton.

As long as I could rip off that fucking squirrel he has sewn to his head.

(01-03-2014, 02:04 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Are you saying you have family members whose lives you don't consider important enough to save for you to eat a womans minge over?

I think there's a chance it could be her sister. Hahaha!

(01-03-2014, 01:56 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-30-2013, 11:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: lol, where did I put that bone® saw?

Bone saw?

Tweezers and a pen knife would do the trick for you.

Only if I got a job as a Moil and you wanted to be circumcised.

(01-03-2014, 02:04 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(12-31-2013, 05:22 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Which family members have they got?

Are you saying you have family members whose lives you don't consider important enough to save for you to eat a womans minge over?

I have family members I would outright refuse to save. I'm a bitch like that.

(01-03-2014, 03:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Only if I got a job as a Moil and you wanted to be circumcised.

Its a shame really, when they circumcised you they kept the useless piece of skin and threw the foreskin away.

(01-04-2014, 08:05 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:

(01-03-2014, 03:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Only if I got a job as a Moil and you wanted to be circumcised.

Its a shame really, when they circumcised you they kept the useless piece of skin and threw the foreskin away.

I grew from foreskin? I'm a medical marvel! And I'm adopted? Are you my daddy?

Were you born without eyelids? If so you may be cockeyed if they used the foreskin to rectify that.

No I was born with eyelids, but also nearsighted.

(01-04-2014, 12:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I grew from foreskin? I'm a medical marvel! And I'm adopted? Are you my daddy?

Swing and a miss!

Let me break it down for you homeboy, you are a more useless piece of skin than a foreskin.

You're giving me a swing set and a chance to have sex with your wife? Nice!

(01-04-2014, 03:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: You're giving me a swing set and a chance to have sex with your wife? Nice!

Please continue to stick your fingers in your ears going “la la la la la I can't hear you ninja!”

I'm actually trying to help you only the truth can set you free continue to delude yourself and pretend there is nothing wrong with your life and nothing will ever change for the better.

(01-05-2014, 06:53 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: there is nothing wrong with your life

Agreed. Nice of you to admit it finally.

(01-05-2014, 11:39 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-05-2014, 06:53 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: there is nothing wrong with your life

Agreed. Nice of you to admit it finally.

Completely self deluded, how tragic.

Conveniently cherry picking from my quotes no doubt the same way you conveniently cherry pick from the bible. Let me give it a try.

Deuteronomy 22:5 - a woman shall not wear what pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man wear a womans garment, for all who do so are an abomination to thy lord God.

You're an abomination to God homeboy! You learn something new every day.

(01-05-2014, 12:01 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: learn something new every day.

good advice.

(01-05-2014, 02:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-05-2014, 12:01 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: learn something new every day.

good advice.

It is.

Like before today I suspected you might be an abomination to God but it was nice to get confirmation you are from the written word of God herself.